alear (real not fake)
@thefireemblem.bsky.social
i am the divine dragon! emblem engage! yippee!!
// not spoiler-free, very unserious parody acc //
// not spoiler-free, very unserious parody acc //
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hello everyone it's me the real divine dragon, i'd like you all to look at my little friend :)
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Eveyle 🦀🦀🦀 is dead 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
November 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Eveyle 🦀🦀🦀 is dead 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
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WHOA. i woke up early (3:46 PM on a thursday) for this.
BABE WAKE UP THE LEGENDARY AIR RIDE MACHINES ARE BACK
October 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
WHOA. i woke up early (3:46 PM on a thursday) for this.
sorry for the inactivity i died again :/ but i'm being resurrected again soon (One month) so don't worry!
October 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
sorry for the inactivity i died again :/ but i'm being resurrected again soon (One month) so don't worry!
i've had enough of marth's beautiful ocean blue orbs turning red and evil.
September 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
i've had enough of marth's beautiful ocean blue orbs turning red and evil.
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Hehe hehe... HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Bold of a low tier to duel me in Final Destination, unaware of my grab range. Besides... I will NOT be there for Kirby Air Riders, MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*inhales*
...AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
*inhales*
...AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
September 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Hehe hehe... HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Bold of a low tier to duel me in Final Destination, unaware of my grab range. Besides... I will NOT be there for Kirby Air Riders, MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*inhales*
...AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
*inhales*
...AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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ASGDHFHEJJSNDNDKMDM
September 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
ASGDHFHEJJSNDNDKMDM
i'm beginning to think splatsville is always under attack these days.....
September 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
i'm beginning to think splatsville is always under attack these days.....
i took another nap
September 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
i took another nap
i took a nap
September 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
i took a nap
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BABE WAKE UP KIRBY AIR RIDERS RELEASE DATE DROPPED
August 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
BABE WAKE UP KIRBY AIR RIDERS RELEASE DATE DROPPED
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August 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
It's me, The Fire Emblem
@thefireemblem.bsky.social OMG POOKIE IS THAT YOUUU⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
July 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
It's me, The Fire Emblem
that's the evil fucked up version of me DON'T listen to him
nooooo alear but I thought you liked training with me... come back alear :(
July 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
that's the evil fucked up version of me DON'T listen to him
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if i had to summarise what every birthday party looks like whenever ephraim specifically is invited
June 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
if i had to summarise what every birthday party looks like whenever ephraim specifically is invited
leo born on the last day of pride month...... hmmm
June 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
leo born on the last day of pride month...... hmmm
KITTTYYYYYUH 🫶
I found a friend at garreg mach :)
@thefireemblem.bsky.social can we take him back to the somniel? pretty pleeeaaaaaaase
👉👈
@thefireemblem.bsky.social can we take him back to the somniel? pretty pleeeaaaaaaase
👉👈
June 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
KITTTYYYYYUH 🫶
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EVeyle: Wise choice of you three to unanimously surrender. Hah, and all it took was the mere THOUGHT of kicking a dog?! How embarrassing. Well, off to Solitary.
Ephraim: DAMN YOU EVEYLE I SWEAR-
EVeyle: SHUT UP YOU, AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON ALREADY.
...Wait what's that sound coming from the vents?
Ephraim: DAMN YOU EVEYLE I SWEAR-
EVeyle: SHUT UP YOU, AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON ALREADY.
...Wait what's that sound coming from the vents?
June 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
EVeyle: Wise choice of you three to unanimously surrender. Hah, and all it took was the mere THOUGHT of kicking a dog?! How embarrassing. Well, off to Solitary.
Ephraim: DAMN YOU EVEYLE I SWEAR-
EVeyle: SHUT UP YOU, AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON ALREADY.
...Wait what's that sound coming from the vents?
Ephraim: DAMN YOU EVEYLE I SWEAR-
EVeyle: SHUT UP YOU, AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON ALREADY.
...Wait what's that sound coming from the vents?
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i forgot that sommie has a camera attached to his collar, and
...ok i have to confess. the reason why i desperately wanted alear to go out with me and take sommie for a walk is because i wanted sommie to sneak into the prison vent system so that whatever he sees on his camera, we will live tweet it
...ok i have to confess. the reason why i desperately wanted alear to go out with me and take sommie for a walk is because i wanted sommie to sneak into the prison vent system so that whatever he sees on his camera, we will live tweet it
June 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
i forgot that sommie has a camera attached to his collar, and
...ok i have to confess. the reason why i desperately wanted alear to go out with me and take sommie for a walk is because i wanted sommie to sneak into the prison vent system so that whatever he sees on his camera, we will live tweet it
...ok i have to confess. the reason why i desperately wanted alear to go out with me and take sommie for a walk is because i wanted sommie to sneak into the prison vent system so that whatever he sees on his camera, we will live tweet it
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huh that trip was quick-- wait. alear why are you holding sommie and holding him upwards towards the top of the fence?
June 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
huh that trip was quick-- wait. alear why are you holding sommie and holding him upwards towards the top of the fence?
MARTH QUICK HOW DO YOU TAP DANCE
June 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
MARTH QUICK HOW DO YOU TAP DANCE
TEACH US EMBLEM OF THE ACADEMY RAHHH
June 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
TEACH US EMBLEM OF THE ACADEMY RAHHH
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Google funny turtle eating fruit
June 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Google funny turtle eating fruit