Sam T
@theevilsamt.bsky.social
you used to call me jiggly. serial nerd. probably eating crisps. awkward. gamer. 🏳️🌈
Me sticking Emily’s letter back together #BBUK
a penguin is sitting at a table with a piece of paper that says ' i love you ' on it
ALT: a penguin is sitting at a table with a piece of paper that says ' i love you ' on it
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November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Me sticking Emily’s letter back together #BBUK
Sorry girlies but that’s underwhelming as fuck. Not their usual standard at all. Lily Allen as a headliner? Scissor Sisters? I’d rather go home tbh. We went from Kesha & Ciara to this? 😂 #MightyHoopla
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Sorry girlies but that’s underwhelming as fuck. Not their usual standard at all. Lily Allen as a headliner? Scissor Sisters? I’d rather go home tbh. We went from Kesha & Ciara to this? 😂 #MightyHoopla
Everybody ready? #MightyHoopla
a man wearing glasses and a purple shirt with the words i am a bit nervous
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November 10, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Everybody ready? #MightyHoopla
The Manchester Evening News have released my eulogy early.
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The Manchester Evening News have released my eulogy early.
Back to work today. Still jet lagged. Get all of the emails, urgent nonsense, and shenanigans, in the bin immediately.
a stuffed frog is hanging from the ceiling in a room .
ALT: a stuffed frog is hanging from the ceiling in a room .
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November 10, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Back to work today. Still jet lagged. Get all of the emails, urgent nonsense, and shenanigans, in the bin immediately.
MIGHTY HOOPLA LINEUP TOMORROW!! I get nervous every year but they always pull a massive surprise out of the bag. Ciara was mega last year.
a woman wearing a white bracelet and rings holds her head in her hands
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November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
MIGHTY HOOPLA LINEUP TOMORROW!! I get nervous every year but they always pull a massive surprise out of the bag. Ciara was mega last year.
🧡🧡🧡🧡
November 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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They don’t sell monster in Thailand and it’s illegal to vape so they don’t sell those either. Back home after 24 hours of travelling and treating myself to a party for one with my two favourite things 😭😂
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
They don’t sell monster in Thailand and it’s illegal to vape so they don’t sell those either. Back home after 24 hours of travelling and treating myself to a party for one with my two favourite things 😭😂
We’re on leg two of the flight home Thailand. Very tired. Very much looking forward to jumping into my own bed and getting my vape back 😭😂 6 hours until landing.
November 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
We’re on leg two of the flight home Thailand. Very tired. Very much looking forward to jumping into my own bed and getting my vape back 😭😂 6 hours until landing.
Neither Manchild, nor the album, deserve a Grammy tbh.
Sabrina Carpenter celebrates her six Grammy nominations with new photo:
“i am so floored and grateful”
“i am so floored and grateful”
November 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Neither Manchild, nor the album, deserve a Grammy tbh.
I simply would not get on a flight if I had obvious Covid. Deeply selfish behaviour fucking up 200 other people. Hope it chokes them tbh.
November 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I simply would not get on a flight if I had obvious Covid. Deeply selfish behaviour fucking up 200 other people. Hope it chokes them tbh.
YESSSSSSSSSSS abysmal witch. She’ll be screaming about woke on GB News within the hour I’m sure. Now we need to make sure Richard wins just to really rub salt in the wounds #bbuk
November 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
YESSSSSSSSSSS abysmal witch. She’ll be screaming about woke on GB News within the hour I’m sure. Now we need to make sure Richard wins just to really rub salt in the wounds #bbuk
I discovered crocs and Jibbitz for this trip so will no longer be wearing any other footwear no matter the occasion. What do you mean I can have shoes with an exhausted Patrick Starfish on them??
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I discovered crocs and Jibbitz for this trip so will no longer be wearing any other footwear no matter the occasion. What do you mean I can have shoes with an exhausted Patrick Starfish on them??
Such a great #CelebrityTraitors finale. Loved loved loved the entire series. The best part is having the nation fall in love with Alan Carr again. He deserves the absolute world.
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Such a great #CelebrityTraitors finale. Loved loved loved the entire series. The best part is having the nation fall in love with Alan Carr again. He deserves the absolute world.
Someone at Network Rail has a link to my calendar and hates me I’m absolutely sure of it. Every time I book something they announce some sort of work that makes it way more difficult than it needs to be. No serious country would shut a major mainline station for 9 days. Get them in the fucking bin.
For people who live in Manchester...
No trains from the south and east of the city into Manchester Piccadilly station for nine days over the February half term 2026 (Saturday 14 – Sunday 22).
www.networkrail.co.uk/our-work/our...
No trains from the south and east of the city into Manchester Piccadilly station for nine days over the February half term 2026 (Saturday 14 – Sunday 22).
www.networkrail.co.uk/our-work/our...
Piccadilly corridor renewal - Network Rail
We’re investing £7.9m to improve tracks, points and signalling systems on the southern approach to Manchester Piccadilly station
www.networkrail.co.uk
November 7, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Someone at Network Rail has a link to my calendar and hates me I’m absolutely sure of it. Every time I book something they announce some sort of work that makes it way more difficult than it needs to be. No serious country would shut a major mainline station for 9 days. Get them in the fucking bin.
Not being funny loves but I’d rather just have Cynthia and Ariana at this point if you don’t mind. Certainly not the abysmal Kristen Chenoweth after the Charlie Kirk nonsense.
November 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Not being funny loves but I’d rather just have Cynthia and Ariana at this point if you don’t mind. Certainly not the abysmal Kristen Chenoweth after the Charlie Kirk nonsense.
Grab drivers in Thailand are just as fucking stupid as uber drivers back home. How the fuck is a picture of an underground car parking space supposed to help me find you “quickly”. Cunt.
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Grab drivers in Thailand are just as fucking stupid as uber drivers back home. How the fuck is a picture of an underground car parking space supposed to help me find you “quickly”. Cunt.
Rachel Reeves is absolutely fucking clueless. Get this budget done before you tank the economy even more. We need to know how much poorer we are to fund a ridiculous triple lock for the wealthiest, most prosperous, generation alive. My only goal is to get out of the UK for good at this point.
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Rachel Reeves is absolutely fucking clueless. Get this budget done before you tank the economy even more. We need to know how much poorer we are to fund a ridiculous triple lock for the wealthiest, most prosperous, generation alive. My only goal is to get out of the UK for good at this point.
I have prayed for times like this 😭
Brendan Fraser, who led the trio of movies made between 1999 and 2008, and Rachel Weisz, who starred in the first two, are in talks to star in a new #Mummy sequel. Radio Silence is set to direct.
More details here: bit.ly/47Xh7eX
More details here: bit.ly/47Xh7eX
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I have prayed for times like this 😭
Kevin Federline’s book didn’t even make the top 1000 bestsellers on Amazon 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂 imagine not even making it past your $60k advance 😂😂😂 god is good
November 4, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Kevin Federline’s book didn’t even make the top 1000 bestsellers on Amazon 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂 imagine not even making it past your $60k advance 😂😂😂 god is good
I’ve only been keeping up with #BBUK with snippets since coming away. Just saw tonight’s preview of the phone call from home warning of Caroline again. She’s dropping the “woke” excuses again because she has no defence for being a nasty old cow trying to intimidate those she sees as weaker. Trash.
November 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I’ve only been keeping up with #BBUK with snippets since coming away. Just saw tonight’s preview of the phone call from home warning of Caroline again. She’s dropping the “woke” excuses again because she has no defence for being a nasty old cow trying to intimidate those she sees as weaker. Trash.
Camera people, the humidity here has left me with water inside the lens. On a scale of 1-10, how fucked am I for it drying out with water marks/streaks?
November 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Camera people, the humidity here has left me with water inside the lens. On a scale of 1-10, how fucked am I for it drying out with water marks/streaks?