Sam T
@theevilsamt.bsky.social
you used to call me jiggly. serial nerd. probably eating crisps. awkward. gamer. 🏳️🌈
Imagine having Ruby Wax look you in the eye and mutter the word “cheesecake” as she eats an entire testicle and tells you she’s pregnant. A fever dream I would pay good money for 😭😂 #ImACeleb
November 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Imagine having Ruby Wax look you in the eye and mutter the word “cheesecake” as she eats an entire testicle and tells you she’s pregnant. A fever dream I would pay good money for 😭😂 #ImACeleb
FINALLY. They should have done this years ago. It was an instant fix to touting which “banning bots” did absolutely nothing for.
Ticketmaster will be reeling of course because lord knows they’ve been selling direct to Viagogo for years.
www.ft.com/content/e76d...
Ticketmaster will be reeling of course because lord knows they’ve been selling direct to Viagogo for years.
www.ft.com/content/e76d...
UK to ban resale of tickets above face value for live events
Aggressive crackdown on touts comes after backlash over cost of watching live music and sport
www.ft.com
November 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
FINALLY. They should have done this years ago. It was an instant fix to touting which “banning bots” did absolutely nothing for.
Ticketmaster will be reeling of course because lord knows they’ve been selling direct to Viagogo for years.
www.ft.com/content/e76d...
Ticketmaster will be reeling of course because lord knows they’ve been selling direct to Viagogo for years.
www.ft.com/content/e76d...
I’m half tempted to burn the shop to the ground tbh.
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I’m half tempted to burn the shop to the ground tbh.
The #Strictly spoiler is so wild that I’m watching the results show live because I need to see the decision to believe it. Honestly nuts.
November 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The #Strictly spoiler is so wild that I’m watching the results show live because I need to see the decision to believe it. Honestly nuts.
The English language being decimated before our very eyes.
November 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The English language being decimated before our very eyes.
The Caroline Flack documentary is so sad. So many of the press clippings are from The Sun. Wootton publicly grieved her as a “friend” after she died, but he was an editor of.. The Sun. Lewis said time and time again the lamp story was bullshit.
It’s so gross. And the posts are still live.
It’s so gross. And the posts are still live.
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The Caroline Flack documentary is so sad. So many of the press clippings are from The Sun. Wootton publicly grieved her as a “friend” after she died, but he was an editor of.. The Sun. Lewis said time and time again the lamp story was bullshit.
It’s so gross. And the posts are still live.
It’s so gross. And the posts are still live.
Got my first bottomless brunch today 😂 girlies I don’t really drink at all anymore so I’m expecting to be in gutter by about 2pm.
November 15, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Got my first bottomless brunch today 😂 girlies I don’t really drink at all anymore so I’m expecting to be in gutter by about 2pm.
I think Emily would have been quite likeable if her entire personality wasn’t just trying to shoehorn right wing soundbites into every conversation. Even yesterday during the stupid foam brick task. “We won and you have a biological advantage”. Girl shut up it’s foam Lego. #BBUK
November 14, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I think Emily would have been quite likeable if her entire personality wasn’t just trying to shoehorn right wing soundbites into every conversation. Even yesterday during the stupid foam brick task. “We won and you have a biological advantage”. Girl shut up it’s foam Lego. #BBUK
I’ve done my first 5 votes for Richard. Just to ruin Caroline’s night really. It would have been Teja but the abysmal Emily ruined that x #BBUK
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’ve done my first 5 votes for Richard. Just to ruin Caroline’s night really. It would have been Teja but the abysmal Emily ruined that x #BBUK
Drake and Dr Luke.. ranking higher than Taylor..? And even as a fan, Beyoncé has no business being so high on this list when you consider the amount of writers on her songs 😭
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Drake and Dr Luke.. ranking higher than Taylor..? And even as a fan, Beyoncé has no business being so high on this list when you consider the amount of writers on her songs 😭
The abysmal Children In Need kicked off with Alan Sugar talking about how much he loves helping people become great in business. I worked for him, he only enjoys running people into the ground, whilst gaslighting them with shit pay and opportunity promise, to make himself richer. Top c**t.
November 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The abysmal Children In Need kicked off with Alan Sugar talking about how much he loves helping people become great in business. I worked for him, he only enjoys running people into the ground, whilst gaslighting them with shit pay and opportunity promise, to make himself richer. Top c**t.
Oh the Beetham Tower in Manchester is doing its stupid bloody humming again so everybody gonna be awake all night 😂 they say they’re fixing it every time it happens and yet..
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Oh the Beetham Tower in Manchester is doing its stupid bloody humming again so everybody gonna be awake all night 😂 they say they’re fixing it every time it happens and yet..
Appaloosa by Orville Peck on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 7 Songs
music.apple.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Zippy is home in Manchester 😭😂 a few years ago he was replaced with the most abysmal Santa you’ve ever seen but he’s finally back!
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Zippy is home in Manchester 😭😂 a few years ago he was replaced with the most abysmal Santa you’ve ever seen but he’s finally back!
Mind you the family farm tax only applies to assets inherited over £1,000,000 in value and it’ll be at half the rate everybody else pays in inheritance tax. It won’t impact 75% of farms. And it can be paid interest free over 10 years. I like Cameron but come on hen #BBUK
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Mind you the family farm tax only applies to assets inherited over £1,000,000 in value and it’ll be at half the rate everybody else pays in inheritance tax. It won’t impact 75% of farms. And it can be paid interest free over 10 years. I like Cameron but come on hen #BBUK
The problem with the ganging up on Emily is it’ll make people feel bad for her, the twitter lunatics are going to get wind of it and will pile on and mass vote for her when they’re not even watching. It ends up having the opposite effect Jenny etc think it will #BBUK
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The problem with the ganging up on Emily is it’ll make people feel bad for her, the twitter lunatics are going to get wind of it and will pile on and mass vote for her when they’re not even watching. It ends up having the opposite effect Jenny etc think it will #BBUK
If Rosalia - LUX doesn't get and win an album of the year nomination at the #Grammys then there is no justice in this world honestly. What a masterpiece. Nobody is doing it like her. music.apple.com/gb/album/lux...
LUX by ROSALÍA on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 15 Songs
music.apple.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:30 AM
If Rosalia - LUX doesn't get and win an album of the year nomination at the #Grammys then there is no justice in this world honestly. What a masterpiece. Nobody is doing it like her. music.apple.com/gb/album/lux...