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Bob
@theeponymousbob.bsky.social
Computer botherer and occasional physicist. What I lack in talent I more than lack in enthusiasm.
Pinned
I can even, I simply choose not to.
“Watch what you say, lads, I’m starting to think we may have an imposter among us.”
November 17, 2025 at 11:03 AM
@mooseallain.bsky.social Saw this,and it sounds like something you might draw:
October 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
THAT DUCK IS TWERKING.
July 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Because I’m a #MessyBitch.
July 3, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Can everyone imagine I have just posted a pixel-perfect photoshop of Kavan Novak on a Star Wars poster, titled NANDOR and skip straight to telling me how impressive my skillz are, please?
July 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
New stock phrase.
This I take to be as bad a juncture as ever I observed.
July 1, 2025 at 8:25 AM
What’s a little e^i(kx - ωt) between friends? #PlaneWave #Physics
June 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Miscegenation!
June 6, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Knocked over a glass of water earlier. Good job I’m a pessimist.
May 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Knocked over a glass of water earlier. Good job I’m a pessimist.
May 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I do love a good daytime moon.
May 21, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Spotify’s served me a track by a band that used to be a Pink Floyd tribute act, and oh my god you can tell. It’s like listening to Aldi own-brand packaging.
May 21, 2025 at 9:28 AM
What if I’m a middle child? #Physics
May 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Textbook authors be like “For the proof of X, see exercise 10.3.” Then

“Exercise 10.3: prove X”

#Physics
May 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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If you’re scared to say no to your partner, or they coerce you into sex, it’s abuse. #Consent should be given freely and enthusiastically.
For support call our National Domestic Abuse Helpline on 0808 2000 247 or contact us online > www.nationaldahelpline.org.uk
May 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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I think this might have been my all-time most successful tweet.
April 22, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Was having difficulty understanding something that a textbook considered obvious. After several days of thinking about it, I have finally figured out that it is, indeed, obvious. #Physics
May 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I have run out of Locked Tomb books and I am bereft.
May 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Jonesing for a hot cross bun.
May 6, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Kramer vs. Kramer
F0urteen
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie

The Seventy Eight Steps
May 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Our broadband is down. Got an email telling me an Amazon parcel is due, and briefly worried about whether they’d be able to deliver if the internet was down. I have occasionally been accused of being intelligent.
May 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
As much as I abhor the phrase, Tamsyn Muir (of the Locked Tomb series) sure knows how to give you a good, hard kick in the feels every now and then.
May 3, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The little yelp Feist does in the middle of Undiscovered First is my favourite thing today.
May 2, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
April 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Huge if true.
Unconfirmed atm but hearing the new pope will very likely be catholic. It’s worked for the Vatican in the past and theres a certain ‘if it ain’t broke’ attitude in their thinking on this one. Will be interesting to see either way.
April 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM