The Doug Files™
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Testing out the vibe here
October 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Testing out the vibe here
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Running after Tom Hardy like he’s Alan Ladd at the end of Shane “Bane! Bane! Come back!”
February 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Running after Tom Hardy like he’s Alan Ladd at the end of Shane “Bane! Bane! Come back!”
Running after Tom Hardy like he’s Alan Ladd at the end of Shane “Bane! Bane! Come back!”
February 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Running after Tom Hardy like he’s Alan Ladd at the end of Shane “Bane! Bane! Come back!”
JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH 2
Army Bro: So you’re telling me all the dinosaurs on this island are on the spectrum?
Swirly Glasses Science Dork mugging the camera like Jim from the office: Here we go again!
Army Bro: So you’re telling me all the dinosaurs on this island are on the spectrum?
Swirly Glasses Science Dork mugging the camera like Jim from the office: Here we go again!
February 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
JURASSIC WORLD REBIRTH 2
Army Bro: So you’re telling me all the dinosaurs on this island are on the spectrum?
Swirly Glasses Science Dork mugging the camera like Jim from the office: Here we go again!
Army Bro: So you’re telling me all the dinosaurs on this island are on the spectrum?
Swirly Glasses Science Dork mugging the camera like Jim from the office: Here we go again!
The monsterverse is pretty bad. Like 1.5 good movies out of 5 isn’t a great track record
January 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The monsterverse is pretty bad. Like 1.5 good movies out of 5 isn’t a great track record
Evil CIA Man: Ethan, you need to hit the “kill the whole world” button. It’s your duty
Ethan Hunt: No…I don’t accept that
Ethan Hunt: No…I don’t accept that
January 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Evil CIA Man: Ethan, you need to hit the “kill the whole world” button. It’s your duty
Ethan Hunt: No…I don’t accept that
Ethan Hunt: No…I don’t accept that
All this talk about Watto got me thinking how I blew my chance (cube) with you
January 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
All this talk about Watto got me thinking how I blew my chance (cube) with you
From the twisted mind that brought you Kraven the Hunter
January 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
From the twisted mind that brought you Kraven the Hunter
Nosferatu, like any good Dracula story, re-asserts that all these awkward social horror movies should also feature a literal monster
December 25, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Nosferatu, like any good Dracula story, re-asserts that all these awkward social horror movies should also feature a literal monster
a world in crisis but no one is able to speak to or identify the looming threat in time. And even if you do know on some level that something is terribly wrong, isn’t it our nature to try to rationalize and normalize. Nothing can be out of the ordinary bc then you’d have to do something about it
December 21, 2024 at 10:45 AM
a world in crisis but no one is able to speak to or identify the looming threat in time. And even if you do know on some level that something is terribly wrong, isn’t it our nature to try to rationalize and normalize. Nothing can be out of the ordinary bc then you’d have to do something about it
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Your script has a white woman with bangs that plays the ukulele? Congratulations! It passes the Deschanel Test!
December 3, 2024 at 8:46 PM
Your script has a white woman with bangs that plays the ukulele? Congratulations! It passes the Deschanel Test!
Liam neeson naked gun has the potential to be the greatest movie ever made
December 10, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Liam neeson naked gun has the potential to be the greatest movie ever made
Top tier naked gun gag. Hell the whole Untouchables opening spoof is great
December 10, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Top tier naked gun gag. Hell the whole Untouchables opening spoof is great
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“the sims, a game marketed to children in which players routinely torture and kill entire families”
December 10, 2024 at 1:35 PM
“the sims, a game marketed to children in which players routinely torture and kill entire families”
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lmao I love the vintage 90s video game scare tactic rhetoric
“the suspect was a known player of ‘mortal kombat’, a controversial video game in which the game encourages players to disembowel and decapitate their enemies”
“the suspect was a known player of ‘mortal kombat’, a controversial video game in which the game encourages players to disembowel and decapitate their enemies”
December 10, 2024 at 1:31 PM
lmao I love the vintage 90s video game scare tactic rhetoric
“the suspect was a known player of ‘mortal kombat’, a controversial video game in which the game encourages players to disembowel and decapitate their enemies”
“the suspect was a known player of ‘mortal kombat’, a controversial video game in which the game encourages players to disembowel and decapitate their enemies”
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I’m texting the text man for texts
December 6, 2024 at 2:15 PM
I’m texting the text man for texts
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call me marge because I love you homie
August 25, 2023 at 6:25 PM
call me marge because I love you homie