The Doug Files™
@thedouggernaut.bsky.social
Testing out the vibe here
October 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Testing out the vibe here
Evil CIA Man: Ethan, you need to hit the “kill the whole world” button. It’s your duty
Ethan Hunt: No…I don’t accept that
Ethan Hunt: No…I don’t accept that
January 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Evil CIA Man: Ethan, you need to hit the “kill the whole world” button. It’s your duty
Ethan Hunt: No…I don’t accept that
Ethan Hunt: No…I don’t accept that
All this talk about Watto got me thinking how I blew my chance (cube) with you
January 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
All this talk about Watto got me thinking how I blew my chance (cube) with you
From the twisted mind that brought you Kraven the Hunter
January 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
From the twisted mind that brought you Kraven the Hunter
Nosferatu, like any good Dracula story, re-asserts that all these awkward social horror movies should also feature a literal monster
December 25, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Nosferatu, like any good Dracula story, re-asserts that all these awkward social horror movies should also feature a literal monster
a world in crisis but no one is able to speak to or identify the looming threat in time. And even if you do know on some level that something is terribly wrong, isn’t it our nature to try to rationalize and normalize. Nothing can be out of the ordinary bc then you’d have to do something about it
December 21, 2024 at 10:45 AM
a world in crisis but no one is able to speak to or identify the looming threat in time. And even if you do know on some level that something is terribly wrong, isn’t it our nature to try to rationalize and normalize. Nothing can be out of the ordinary bc then you’d have to do something about it
Top tier naked gun gag. Hell the whole Untouchables opening spoof is great
December 10, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Top tier naked gun gag. Hell the whole Untouchables opening spoof is great
“He had a family, you can’t celebrate his demise just be-“
Me n the homies:
Me n the homies:
December 5, 2024 at 6:29 AM
“He had a family, you can’t celebrate his demise just be-“
Me n the homies:
Me n the homies:
the Washington post:
November 26, 2024 at 3:29 PM
the Washington post:
45-46 watchable but feeling by the numbers
47-52 *breaks glass sounds alarm*
47-52 *breaks glass sounds alarm*
November 26, 2024 at 1:55 PM
45-46 watchable but feeling by the numbers
47-52 *breaks glass sounds alarm*
47-52 *breaks glass sounds alarm*
2024 pre December movie check in
1-20 a lot of all timers
21-32 not perfect but still really good
33-40 good but I have more notes
41-44 i was compelled but warning lights are starting to go off
1-20 a lot of all timers
21-32 not perfect but still really good
33-40 good but I have more notes
41-44 i was compelled but warning lights are starting to go off
November 26, 2024 at 1:53 PM
2024 pre December movie check in
1-20 a lot of all timers
21-32 not perfect but still really good
33-40 good but I have more notes
41-44 i was compelled but warning lights are starting to go off
1-20 a lot of all timers
21-32 not perfect but still really good
33-40 good but I have more notes
41-44 i was compelled but warning lights are starting to go off
you ever notice how there used to be a country for me? What happened to that
November 24, 2024 at 7:58 PM
you ever notice how there used to be a country for me? What happened to that
just saw Conclave
November 16, 2024 at 4:43 AM
just saw Conclave
Quote with a picture so people know who they’re dealing with
November 15, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Quote with a picture so people know who they’re dealing with