Dan
thedanmueller.bsky.social
Dan
@thedanmueller.bsky.social
No not that Dan, the other one
https://linktr.ee/thedanmueller
hourly we are so cooked
Democratic Party’s newly elected Chair, Ken Martin: “There are a lot of good billionaires out there that have been with Democrats, who share our values, and we will take their money. But we’re not taking money from those bad billionaires.”
February 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Marcus Mathers just casually hitting the sickest destroyer you will ever see #ThePeoplevsGCW
January 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Giants fans don't deserve this, but Cowboys fans do

Go birds
January 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
maybe we shouldn't have defended pop punk
January 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Shout out to me, who will be going to bed at 9 o’clock and waking up in a different year
December 31, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Reposted by Dan
That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are
The $82.5 million sale of "Hot Ones" studio First We Feast is part of a broader strategy at BuzzFeed to shift away from human editors, writers and content producers in favor of artificial intelligence, which result in "high-margin, tech-enabled revenue lines."
BuzzFeed sells "Hot Ones" studio for $82.5 million as it pursues more AI-driven content
The company said the sale will allow it to depend less on human-created content in favor of "high-margin, tech-enabled revenue lines."
thedesk.net
December 13, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Reposted by Dan
“What the New Day has meant to me ... where this last DECADE has taken us? It’s beyond literally my wildest dreams.

Because I’m someone who didn’t have wildest dreams.”

This is the story of Ettore “Big E” Ewen.
Sour | By Ettore “Big E” Ewen
I’m someone who didn’t have wildest dreams. I’m someone who, for the longest time, didn’t believe I deserved them.
www.theplayerstribune.com
December 2, 2024 at 4:46 PM
IYO SKY is my president
November 30, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Look, Josh Allen is not my president, but he's great at football
November 18, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Geno Smith is my president
November 18, 2024 at 12:05 AM
they’re all around us by Poppy on Apple Music
Song · 2024 · Duration 3:24
music.apple.com
November 15, 2024 at 7:02 PM
I’m playing a show today and I’m on at 9. This is NOT going according to plan
Petition for matinee concerts so I can go to bed at 9
November 14, 2024 at 10:03 AM
Reposted by Dan
Fuck it, whales are fish.

More soon.
November 13, 2024 at 4:19 AM
Petition for matinee concerts so I can go to bed at 9
June 3, 2023 at 12:58 AM
my favorite thing about new twitter are all of the scientology ads
May 19, 2023 at 10:43 PM
It’s fucked up that they don’t make full sized dishwashers that you can see into. Lemme see what’s going on in there!
May 16, 2023 at 1:39 AM
Thanks Twitter, I thought I tweeted from Uranus
May 3, 2023 at 10:08 PM
Quote retweeting for my bot followers
May 2, 2023 at 6:02 PM
How do I get verified on here I’m very important. See proof below
May 1, 2023 at 9:30 PM
Monday Morning Music: Snarky Puppy’s “Empire Central.” I saw these guys about a week or so ago and while I love most of their other records, I hadn’t given this one much of a listen. Some really great jazz/fusion tunes and easy listening while working. https://album.link/i/1624123331
May 1, 2023 at 10:19 AM