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I get unreasonably annoyed in a SWAG situation where it's not for everyone. Oh a bunch of people got company branded sweaters? But just those who walked by the HR office on one particular day with no notice? Cool, very fair.
November 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I get unreasonably annoyed in a SWAG situation where it's not for everyone. Oh a bunch of people got company branded sweaters? But just those who walked by the HR office on one particular day with no notice? Cool, very fair.
All this SSweeny controversy could have been avoided if the jeans ad had been less coy and simply said 'Sydney Sweeny has great boobs". Bet that would still sell jeans.
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
All this SSweeny controversy could have been avoided if the jeans ad had been less coy and simply said 'Sydney Sweeny has great boobs". Bet that would still sell jeans.
So stanced up, must be Wil's lost brother.
November 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
So stanced up, must be Wil's lost brother.
🫵 you just got 67'd! Come to my house and give me six or seven dollars, or I'll punch you.
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
🫵 you just got 67'd! Come to my house and give me six or seven dollars, or I'll punch you.
If it IS a ganger, satchel charge as a throwable?
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
If it IS a ganger, satchel charge as a throwable?
BRING BACK PLATINUM GRIT pleaaaaaseee
A rare interview with the creators of the always-funny, always-brilliant, and *usually*-sexy—or occasionally anti-sexy—OGLAF!
Cooper has kept a low profile over the years, but is legitimately one of the very best artists in comics today. Read OGLAF if you're old enough to drive!
Cooper has kept a low profile over the years, but is legitimately one of the very best artists in comics today. Read OGLAF if you're old enough to drive!
Talking Oglaf with Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne: 'We'd stay up all night drawing stuff to make each other laugh' - The Comics Journal
Other than some time off every year for Christmas, Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne have delivered a new Oglaf comic, skewering fantasy tropes with absolutely not safe for work humor, every week since 2008...
www.tcj.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
BRING BACK PLATINUM GRIT pleaaaaaseee
One of those countries where its dark outside all the time
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 AM
One of those countries where its dark outside all the time
My wife asked me to watch the stove for a few minutes. I know a watched pot never boils, so I took off to the backyard confident the pot would know what to do.
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
My wife asked me to watch the stove for a few minutes. I know a watched pot never boils, so I took off to the backyard confident the pot would know what to do.
Son, throwing a crayon at your sister is not very based or trad of you.
November 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Son, throwing a crayon at your sister is not very based or trad of you.
Blasted out of work with this on
Thick Neck, by Ando San
track by Ando San
andosan1.bandcamp.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Blasted out of work with this on
Is her name Female Moviemaker?
Hollywood Star Jeremy Renner, 54, Accused of Vile ‘ICE’ Threat Against Female Moviemaker, 34
https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/1oqkysh/hollywood_star_jeremy_renner_54_accused_of_vile/
https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/1oqkysh/hollywood_star_jeremy_renner_54_accused_of_vile/
Hollywood Star Jeremy Renner, 54, Accused of Vile ‘ICE’ Threat Against Female Moviemaker, 34
r/popculturechat
www.reddit.com
November 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Is her name Female Moviemaker?
Snow on the ground this morning its so over (summer).
November 7, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Snow on the ground this morning its so over (summer).
Check the Constellation, never got one this high before. Used lots of double tags on the skip Planet pack. Satellite enjoyed that as well.
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Check the Constellation, never got one this high before. Used lots of double tags on the skip Planet pack. Satellite enjoyed that as well.
Wow techbloat .com really lives up to the fuckin name.
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Wow techbloat .com really lives up to the fuckin name.
I need someone to mash up the song Takedown and the space jam theme.
November 5, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I need someone to mash up the song Takedown and the space jam theme.
Back on my millennial bullshit (listening to Girl Talk/ Neil Cic mashups)
November 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Back on my millennial bullshit (listening to Girl Talk/ Neil Cic mashups)
I'll put down my darktide new class prediction: admech reclamator. Killing enemies will drop scrap for them to recover, generating them heat or something. Flying servo skull to pursue them, not quite as strong as the dog. 
November 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I'll put down my darktide new class prediction: admech reclamator. Killing enemies will drop scrap for them to recover, generating them heat or something. Flying servo skull to pursue them, not quite as strong as the dog. 
If you forget about the Simpsons, Homer is a pretty great name.
November 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
If you forget about the Simpsons, Homer is a pretty great name.
I have no horse in the NYC mayor race at all, but I see lots of the discussion so I feel entitled to an opinion. That Cuomo guy better lose, what a piece of shit. On the fact alone that he lost the primary and kept running, completely disqualifying.
November 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I have no horse in the NYC mayor race at all, but I see lots of the discussion so I feel entitled to an opinion. That Cuomo guy better lose, what a piece of shit. On the fact alone that he lost the primary and kept running, completely disqualifying.
Four rounds of Quiplash is the perfect number of rounds
November 2, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Four rounds of Quiplash is the perfect number of rounds
BASEBALL Jays cmoooon
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
BASEBALL Jays cmoooon
Watched Creep, a very 3/4 horror movie with only 2 characters
November 1, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Watched Creep, a very 3/4 horror movie with only 2 characters