Bunny
@thecrankybunny.bsky.social
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Bunny
@thecrankybunny.bsky.social
· Mar 27
When I was being prepped for my emergency C-section the surgeon asked me what I listen to so she could play it while I lay there panicking
I said 90's rock and hair bands/metal
Instead, I now have a trauma response when I hear Alanis Morissette
I said 90's rock and hair bands/metal
Instead, I now have a trauma response when I hear Alanis Morissette
Also imagine my shock when I see a Christmas TURTLE inflatable in someone's yard
And then my GREATER shock when I see that some chucklefuck is the only person selling it
On eBay
For $150
#turtlesarecancelled
And then my GREATER shock when I see that some chucklefuck is the only person selling it
On eBay
For $150
#turtlesarecancelled
December 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Also imagine my shock when I see a Christmas TURTLE inflatable in someone's yard
And then my GREATER shock when I see that some chucklefuck is the only person selling it
On eBay
For $150
#turtlesarecancelled
And then my GREATER shock when I see that some chucklefuck is the only person selling it
On eBay
For $150
#turtlesarecancelled
Listen, I love the Beach Boys like any other energetic androgynous something or other, but the fact that they have to remind us that Christmas comes this time each year has me questioning how dumb they think we as a society are
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Listen, I love the Beach Boys like any other energetic androgynous something or other, but the fact that they have to remind us that Christmas comes this time each year has me questioning how dumb they think we as a society are
When the new Pokémon game holds your hand sweetly and gently and tells you that Pokémon hang out in Pokéballs and battle each other
#pokemon #pokemonlegendsza
#pokemon #pokemonlegendsza
a cartoon of a chicken nugget and a cup with a straw in it
Alt: Meatwad, a sentient cartoon meatball from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, stands on a tennis court next to Master Shake, a large white cup with yellow hands and a pink straw. They are wearing sweatbands, and Master Shake is holding a tennis racket. Master Shake says to Meatwad, "I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this."
media.tenor.com
October 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
When the new Pokémon game holds your hand sweetly and gently and tells you that Pokémon hang out in Pokéballs and battle each other
#pokemon #pokemonlegendsza
#pokemon #pokemonlegendsza
As a scorned O's fan...
September 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
As a scorned O's fan...
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Autism is not a disease, you fucks.
September 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Autism is not a disease, you fucks.
My pharmacist is trying to hook me up with the rabies vaccine
Rabless her ❤️
Rabless her ❤️
September 20, 2025 at 5:48 AM
My pharmacist is trying to hook me up with the rabies vaccine
Rabless her ❤️
Rabless her ❤️
Actually kinda sorta happy to have a sibling playing Pokémon again and talking to me about it
Actually kinda sorta happy to have my siblings talk to me at all, even if it's just because I gave them a nephew
Actually kinda sorta happy to have my siblings talk to me at all, even if it's just because I gave them a nephew
September 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Actually kinda sorta happy to have a sibling playing Pokémon again and talking to me about it
Actually kinda sorta happy to have my siblings talk to me at all, even if it's just because I gave them a nephew
Actually kinda sorta happy to have my siblings talk to me at all, even if it's just because I gave them a nephew
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Haha the woman on Wheel of Fortune said D
September 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Haha the woman on Wheel of Fortune said D
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What an exhausting time to be able to read
September 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
What an exhausting time to be able to read
The free-est of wills
Do slugs have free will?
September 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The free-est of wills
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Turning Point USA made a literal watch list of professors, primarily women, queer folks and people of color, and made us targets of political violence. I’ve received hate mail and harassment and death threats off and on for nearly a decade in part due to that man’s organization so 🤷🏽♀️
September 10, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Turning Point USA made a literal watch list of professors, primarily women, queer folks and people of color, and made us targets of political violence. I’ve received hate mail and harassment and death threats off and on for nearly a decade in part due to that man’s organization so 🤷🏽♀️
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to my mind the woman who dies of sepsis because of antiabortion laws, or the person who dies because they can't afford insulin -- these are just as much victims of political violence as the man shot through the throat while making a racist speech
September 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
to my mind the woman who dies of sepsis because of antiabortion laws, or the person who dies because they can't afford insulin -- these are just as much victims of political violence as the man shot through the throat while making a racist speech
Me, once upon a time
But not sea turtles
But not sea turtles
September 7, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Me, once upon a time
But not sea turtles
But not sea turtles
I'm still alive
Somehow
Somehow
August 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I'm still alive
Somehow
Somehow
So some nerd can name their legendary Pokémon Pee Cock and battle it online but I can't name my Digimon Lil Pooty in a private game just for me
July 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
So some nerd can name their legendary Pokémon Pee Cock and battle it online but I can't name my Digimon Lil Pooty in a private game just for me
The CDC doesn't want me calculating the BMI of an anvil
July 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
The CDC doesn't want me calculating the BMI of an anvil
I had you FOOLED I'm a Dolphin main
I'm a Waluigi main in Mario Kart now
He has, hands down, the best outfits
Except for War-bee-o
#nintendo #switch2 #mariokartworld
He has, hands down, the best outfits
Except for War-bee-o
#nintendo #switch2 #mariokartworld
July 2, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I had you FOOLED I'm a Dolphin main
It's Pokémon Gover :(
June 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
It's Pokémon Gover :(
Liveskeeting this "habitats" episode of Magic School Bus from 1997
June 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Liveskeeting this "habitats" episode of Magic School Bus from 1997
I'm a Waluigi main in Mario Kart now
He has, hands down, the best outfits
Except for War-bee-o
#nintendo #switch2 #mariokartworld
He has, hands down, the best outfits
Except for War-bee-o
#nintendo #switch2 #mariokartworld
June 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I'm a Waluigi main in Mario Kart now
He has, hands down, the best outfits
Except for War-bee-o
#nintendo #switch2 #mariokartworld
He has, hands down, the best outfits
Except for War-bee-o
#nintendo #switch2 #mariokartworld
Check that baby is asleep
Take my sleep med, for sleep
Doze off to sleep
Hello, it's baby, I just farted myself awake and boy am I STARVING, BITCH
Take my sleep med, for sleep
Doze off to sleep
Hello, it's baby, I just farted myself awake and boy am I STARVING, BITCH
June 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Check that baby is asleep
Take my sleep med, for sleep
Doze off to sleep
Hello, it's baby, I just farted myself awake and boy am I STARVING, BITCH
Take my sleep med, for sleep
Doze off to sleep
Hello, it's baby, I just farted myself awake and boy am I STARVING, BITCH