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Also, the words are:

POSITIVE/UNDETECTABLE or NEGATIVE.

NOT “clean” or “unclean/dirty.”

Thank you. 🤗
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December 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
i'm doing a deep clean right now & i'm using my new multi-purpose cleaner from my fave small business, they supply the base product & you can have scent added to it.

i added lemongrass.

i forgot the base product was a concentrate & now my apt is BOOMING, like i'm literally suffocating 😭
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
yeah.... don't ask me to do a turkey trot ever tf again. because why was it 20 degrees and snowing 😭

(i'm definitely doing it again next year, i'm just mad that it was so cold lmaoooo)
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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A reminder this holiday season:

Your fat friends/family can hear the way you talk about food. Please don’t let your disordered eating be our problem.
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
in my defense, i was in an abusive relationship & he had already cheated. so i texted this guy while i was out w my friends (bf was out of town) and told him to come over. he'd been telling me for months that i deserve better & he'd treat me right, so i told him to "show me better".... he did 🤭
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
EYE personally think strip clubs are cheating, idc idc. and it's not the strippers i'm worried about, it's the raggedy ass men who go there 😭 i refuse to elaborate further
11. What do you consider cheating?
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
what did beyonce say? "i look like i can't cook, and that would be accurate" 🫠

one thing i CAN make is eggplant lasagna, though 😚✌🏾
10. You are tasked to bring your best dish to a potluck. What are you bringing?
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
genuinely, my stubbornness 😂 i think being stubborn can be harnessed for good if you try. my stubbornness mostly comes out when i gotta prove a raggedy ass mf (or my raggedy ass inner critic) wrong. it motivates me SO much!
8. What is your biggest strength?
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
just found out that it's gonna be 25 degrees & snowing during my turkey trot tomorrow--
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November 26, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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getting an earlier start to the day means there’s more time to focus on vengeance
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
i'm about 5lbs away from my goal weight after completely taking my focus off of losing weight this year 🥲 100+lbs gone for good!!!

i used to struggle with a restrictive ED *baaaad*, but this year i've been smashing pizza & just moving my body every day, and THAT'S what got shit moving lmao
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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The CDC has turned off its vaccine search tool.

The vaccines.gov site now gives an error when you enter a valid zip code.

They also removed text saying “Vaccines can help you stay healthy” and added a banner saying the site is being updated.
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
i really just finished a whole day of work & decided to take a run instead of sit in bed and doomscroll (my typical weeknight routine lmao), like i'm really that bitch AND i'm that nigga fr
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
i'm almost two years sober from alcohol and, today, i had ordered some kombucha on tap at a place where it was (probably) sitting in the keg long enough for it to ferment more, increasing the abv, and smelling/tasting more like rosé (my fave pre-sobriety).
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
i have a male imstacart shopper, please pray for me 😭
November 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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i know we've all laughed about the worm and the affair but this is a profoundly dangerous person who should be expelled from the government.
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
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November 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
i truly won bc my career mentor is a gay white man w/ a black husband who has 1) never hit on me and 2) never micro- or macro-aggressed me and doesn't allow anyone else to either 🥰
November 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
i'll never forget the time this guy kept trying to talk to my friend at this bar & she was VERY clearly uncomfortable, so i told dude "move or i'll move you." he didn't move, so i did indeed move him by grabbing the back of his neck and dragging him. and then i learned he's a co-owner of said bar 🤭
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Need a fat blunt, back rubs, and backshots 🥺
November 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM
today's interaction reminded me that men are SO fucking adorable and sweet and funny when they want to be. and men can flirt without making the situation feel weird!! and that i LOVE being flirted with by adorable, sweet, & funny men 🥰
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
i just got sweetly catcalled by some construction workers who told me i was gorgeous & apologized for "using such foul language around a pretty lady" bc they were cussing each other out while i walked past 😭
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i really hope christians (ESPECIALLY american christians) realize soon that they're actually worshipping some kind of demiurge and not an actual god... or that their god IS a demiurge, honestly. bc clearly only one kind of prayer is being answered rn and it's not from the "good" people!
November 3, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
waking up & immediately hopping into animal crossing bc i'm off work all week >>>>>
November 3, 2025 at 10:38 AM