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AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 1:20 AM
AOC: I want everybody to understand that the cuts to your health care are what’s paying for this. You get screwed over to pay a bunch of thugs in the street that are shooting mothers in the face.
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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
I understand "edging" makes one "erupt" the hardest.
Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano edges closer to eruption
Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano is edging closer to eruption as flames, smoke, and ash have begun to spew from two craters. The US Geological Survey predicted it’s about to erupt for the 40th time as lava has started flowing from the volcano. The volcano…
Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano is edging closer to eruption as flames, smoke, and ash have begun to spew from two craters. The US Geological Survey predicted it’s about to erupt for the 40th time as lava has started flowing from the volcano. The volcano…
Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano edges closer to eruption
Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano is edging closer to eruption as flames, smoke, and ash have begun to spew from two craters. The US Geological Survey predicted it’s about to erupt for the 40th time as lava has started flowing from the volcano. The volcano is at a watch volcano alert level, which means an increased risk of eruption, posing limited hazards.
fllics.com
January 12, 2026 at 7:07 AM
I understand "edging" makes one "erupt" the hardest.
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FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
January 11, 2026 at 5:44 PM
FOX: Where’s the protest against the regime that's killing people in the street right now?
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
Trent: They are doing those today. It’s called the ICE protests
FOX: Are they talking about Iran at the ICE protests?
Trent: No, I think they are talking about the regime that is shooting people in the face
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A group of vultures feeding on a carcass is called a wake.
That's so on point it makes me weep with joy.
That's so on point it makes me weep with joy.
January 10, 2026 at 12:10 PM
A group of vultures feeding on a carcass is called a wake.
That's so on point it makes me weep with joy.
That's so on point it makes me weep with joy.
"Primate" is "Cujo" with a chimpanzee.
January 9, 2026 at 2:48 PM
"Primate" is "Cujo" with a chimpanzee.
With what passes for intellectual and political argument in our world I'm frankly surprised every single jury trial doesn't end in a mistrial with the jurors split 50/50.
January 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
With what passes for intellectual and political argument in our world I'm frankly surprised every single jury trial doesn't end in a mistrial with the jurors split 50/50.
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AOC: ICE has less accountability than virtually any law enforcement agency in the U.S., yet they are some of the most well-funded, operating with impunity—and we just saw them murder an American citizen in cold blood in the street.
January 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
AOC: ICE has less accountability than virtually any law enforcement agency in the U.S., yet they are some of the most well-funded, operating with impunity—and we just saw them murder an American citizen in cold blood in the street.
Maduro gets a trial while over 80 innocent Venezuelans were summarily executed in the operation. Indefensible.
January 5, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Maduro gets a trial while over 80 innocent Venezuelans were summarily executed in the operation. Indefensible.
They're "wagging the dog" so hard they're gonna create a Veterinary Differential Diagnosis entry of Shaken Canine Syndrome.
January 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
They're "wagging the dog" so hard they're gonna create a Veterinary Differential Diagnosis entry of Shaken Canine Syndrome.
"Person with knowledge" in the T-Rump administration? Now I know you're lying.
From Maduro to Stephen Miller. People in Venezuela can’t catch a break.
January 5, 2026 at 1:57 PM
"Person with knowledge" in the T-Rump administration? Now I know you're lying.
Most ironic line ever spoken is "according to a person with knowledge" when referring to any member of the T-Rump administration.
January 5, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Most ironic line ever spoken is "according to a person with knowledge" when referring to any member of the T-Rump administration.
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When oil and tech CEOs are in the loop about his plans to invade a sovereign nation and Congress isn’t, that’s all you need to know about the legitimacy of his actions.
January 5, 2026 at 10:55 AM
When oil and tech CEOs are in the loop about his plans to invade a sovereign nation and Congress isn’t, that’s all you need to know about the legitimacy of his actions.
Better investigate your barber. That line up should be charged as felony criminal assault.
Dan Bongino: “I’m going back to my podcast, where I just talk about how incompetent the FBI is.”
January 5, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Better investigate your barber. That line up should be charged as felony criminal assault.
All the best ukulele players live in Hawaii. So yes, on Hawaii.
January 5, 2026 at 11:00 AM
All the best ukulele players live in Hawaii. So yes, on Hawaii.
Atleast 80 dead Venezuelans in this 'law enforcement action" to capture Maduro. Innocent civilians, innocent civil servants and military members all murdered without cause having NOT been indicted for any crime.
January 5, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Atleast 80 dead Venezuelans in this 'law enforcement action" to capture Maduro. Innocent civilians, innocent civil servants and military members all murdered without cause having NOT been indicted for any crime.
When my turn with the genie comes I'll get right on that.
Perhaps you could help by giving Democrats a majority in the House?
January 5, 2026 at 12:53 AM
When my turn with the genie comes I'll get right on that.
That might be the least helpful graphic design I've ever seen.
Improving access to safe abortion care reduces maternal mortality and morbidity, supports gender equality, and contributes to achieving sustainable development goals.
Understanding Abortion Care: WHO Guidelines, Global Health Impact, and Access Challenges
Comprehensive overview of abortion care based on WHO health guidelines. Learn about safe abortion procedures, global statistics, healthcare access barriers, and the impact on maternal health worldwide...
observervoice.com
January 5, 2026 at 12:44 AM
That might be the least helpful graphic design I've ever seen.
If they make a deal with Maduro, now that they've conveyed the threat clearly to him and his family with this kidnapping, T-Rump might drop charges & reinsert him to Presidency. Certainly NOT gonna leave mouthy, female VP in charge even if she is head of Venezuelan State Petroleum (PDVSA).
January 4, 2026 at 7:07 PM
If they make a deal with Maduro, now that they've conveyed the threat clearly to him and his family with this kidnapping, T-Rump might drop charges & reinsert him to Presidency. Certainly NOT gonna leave mouthy, female VP in charge even if she is head of Venezuelan State Petroleum (PDVSA).
Well, flights to Venezuela among US air carriers are currently suspended and the entire Venezuelan airspace is closed to civilian aviation. Gotta make it hard to fly to US cities from Venezuela.
January 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Well, flights to Venezuela among US air carriers are currently suspended and the entire Venezuelan airspace is closed to civilian aviation. Gotta make it hard to fly to US cities from Venezuela.
So yeah, it's Venezuela. Doing it for oil, but openly this time. We killed innocent Venezuelans yesterday. And we called lawfully elected exiled President unfit to lead because she's a woman. American teens will likely die to administer capitalist goals on foreign soil. Same as always.
January 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
So yeah, it's Venezuela. Doing it for oil, but openly this time. We killed innocent Venezuelans yesterday. And we called lawfully elected exiled President unfit to lead because she's a woman. American teens will likely die to administer capitalist goals on foreign soil. Same as always.
One set of T-Rump's two countries he's running citizens don't get a bill from the hospital or emergency room.
Hint? It's below the equator.
Hint? It's below the equator.
January 4, 2026 at 6:43 PM
One set of T-Rump's two countries he's running citizens don't get a bill from the hospital or emergency room.
Hint? It's below the equator.
Hint? It's below the equator.