Chris “CeleryLord” Cambio
@thecelerylord.bsky.social
30/Pennsylvania raised, Utah living/Perpetual emo phase/Film lover/Metalcore fanboy/Video game collector
I feel physically ill every day that I’m not wealthy. Why oh why was I born into struggle.
August 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I feel physically ill every day that I’m not wealthy. Why oh why was I born into struggle.
Here comes the anti trans rhetoric. If only we had statistics, precedent, worldwide trends, and advocacy groups to tell us the actual effective solution to gun violence. If only right. Right??
August 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Here comes the anti trans rhetoric. If only we had statistics, precedent, worldwide trends, and advocacy groups to tell us the actual effective solution to gun violence. If only right. Right??
I fucking love Alice Glass
August 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I fucking love Alice Glass
My heart aches for my eastern friends dealing with all this heat. I woke up this morning in Utah and it was 52 degrees outside.
June 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My heart aches for my eastern friends dealing with all this heat. I woke up this morning in Utah and it was 52 degrees outside.
If I won the lottery, nobody would know but there would be signs. And by that I mean I’d like get my teeth fixed.
June 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If I won the lottery, nobody would know but there would be signs. And by that I mean I’d like get my teeth fixed.
Giving up on joy, happiness, and life experience is part of complying in advance. Living unabashedly in the face of oppression is in itself an act of rebellion.
June 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Giving up on joy, happiness, and life experience is part of complying in advance. Living unabashedly in the face of oppression is in itself an act of rebellion.
“Took his chains took his rocks took his sediments” ☝️🤓
May 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“Took his chains took his rocks took his sediments” ☝️🤓
Trump throwing a bitch fit at the courts for not letting him implement broad tariffs is again, so funny. Congress has power over taxation and spending. Not the sitting president. You’re getting blocked because you’re violating the constitution. Not because the judges are corrupt you nincompoop.
May 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Trump throwing a bitch fit at the courts for not letting him implement broad tariffs is again, so funny. Congress has power over taxation and spending. Not the sitting president. You’re getting blocked because you’re violating the constitution. Not because the judges are corrupt you nincompoop.
It’s so funny watching the Elon Musk/Trump relationship implode because if you paid attention and understood politics, you knew this was inevitable.
May 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It’s so funny watching the Elon Musk/Trump relationship implode because if you paid attention and understood politics, you knew this was inevitable.
My only goal is to be constantly coated under so much irony that nobody knows how to respond to the things I say.
May 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
My only goal is to be constantly coated under so much irony that nobody knows how to respond to the things I say.
That masked band president’s new song that yall are hyping is so mid. I genuinely hate where metalcore is rn as a genre.
May 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
That masked band president’s new song that yall are hyping is so mid. I genuinely hate where metalcore is rn as a genre.
Metal for Disney adults is honestly insane
May 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Metal for Disney adults is honestly insane
I just wanna go back in time and hear The Boy Who Could Fly by Pierce the Veil for the first time again.
May 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I just wanna go back in time and hear The Boy Who Could Fly by Pierce the Veil for the first time again.
If Mafia the Old Country ends up being amazing at a 50 dollar price tag, we’ll have had THREE commercially successful AAA style video game experiences this year for 50 dollars and if that doesn’t send a message to the industry then idk what will.
May 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If Mafia the Old Country ends up being amazing at a 50 dollar price tag, we’ll have had THREE commercially successful AAA style video game experiences this year for 50 dollars and if that doesn’t send a message to the industry then idk what will.
They’re transvestigating the new pope. THEY’RE TRANSVESTIGATING THE NEW POPE!!!!
May 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
They’re transvestigating the new pope. THEY’RE TRANSVESTIGATING THE NEW POPE!!!!
Bring back the word “cheugy”
May 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Bring back the word “cheugy”
Twitter’s AI turning on conservative chuds is so fucking funny.
May 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Twitter’s AI turning on conservative chuds is so fucking funny.
I’ve felt my anxiety disorders and mood disorders get worse and worse over the past few years. And it’s upsetting to me because I am really good at just pushing through so nobody in my personal life really sees how bad it is. But I am suffering so badly and i genuinely don’t see it getting better.
May 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I’ve felt my anxiety disorders and mood disorders get worse and worse over the past few years. And it’s upsetting to me because I am really good at just pushing through so nobody in my personal life really sees how bad it is. But I am suffering so badly and i genuinely don’t see it getting better.
Every day it becomes harder and harder to swallow the pill that I am not in fact unfathomably wealthy. And not to own super cars or any other bullshit. I just want to be able to afford healthcare, a house, and to travel without worry or stress lmao
May 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Every day it becomes harder and harder to swallow the pill that I am not in fact unfathomably wealthy. And not to own super cars or any other bullshit. I just want to be able to afford healthcare, a house, and to travel without worry or stress lmao
Almost forgot to talk to myself on here for the month. Phew glad that panic has subsided.
April 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Almost forgot to talk to myself on here for the month. Phew glad that panic has subsided.
Reposted by Chris “CeleryLord” Cambio
ME: we did it. We’ve made jokes about every subject matter possible
BREAKING NEWS: senior officials accidentally send top secret war plans to journalist
ME: *deep sigh* hold my beer
BREAKING NEWS: senior officials accidentally send top secret war plans to journalist
ME: *deep sigh* hold my beer
March 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
ME: we did it. We’ve made jokes about every subject matter possible
BREAKING NEWS: senior officials accidentally send top secret war plans to journalist
ME: *deep sigh* hold my beer
BREAKING NEWS: senior officials accidentally send top secret war plans to journalist
ME: *deep sigh* hold my beer
Reposted by Chris “CeleryLord” Cambio
Very bleak to sit back every time a major game launches and think about how there is an entire online media cottage industry devoted to making dumb young men emotionally and ideologically invested in a game being a financial disaster because there's a black guy or a woman in the box art
March 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Very bleak to sit back every time a major game launches and think about how there is an entire online media cottage industry devoted to making dumb young men emotionally and ideologically invested in a game being a financial disaster because there's a black guy or a woman in the box art
Accidentally leaking classified war strategy is insane lmao even more insane knowing that maga cultists probably won’t have an issue with it.
March 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Accidentally leaking classified war strategy is insane lmao even more insane knowing that maga cultists probably won’t have an issue with it.
Maybe the video game industry could heal from DEI by making every video game protag a white CEO who crushes unions by day, and idk beats up minorities at night. They could set the games soundtrack to kid rock and guns and roses and even have Elon Musk as a secret unlock character.
March 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Maybe the video game industry could heal from DEI by making every video game protag a white CEO who crushes unions by day, and idk beats up minorities at night. They could set the games soundtrack to kid rock and guns and roses and even have Elon Musk as a secret unlock character.