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Bree "The Cantina"
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The most australian thing that could have happened
November 18, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I like that even was i spell a word correctly my autocorrect will just replace it with some random one. But then I spell loke instead of like and it doesn't give a shit
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Ubisoft for the past 10 years: We only make live services and subscriptions which gamers want

Also Ubisoft: nobody plays our games anymore its because they want live services and subscriptions. (Small text) and also free games which have always done well but we dont want to give you stuff for free
November 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Multi-player WW2 games should start by asking the player which side they prefer, the Axis or the Allies, and if you say axis it permanently bans your IP
November 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
There are a lot of changes to the LOTR movies that I am not a huge fan of but one that I think would have been seen comedically rather than heroic is the of the Helms Deep Battle.

Just imagine Gandalf finally appears, the heroes are stoked.

Then a bunch of fucking trees appear over the ridge...
a poster with a horse and the words look to my coming at first light on the fifth day
ALT: a poster with a horse and the words look to my coming at first light on the fifth day
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November 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I think it's amazing that one of the coolest hats was invented because musketeers were like "get this fucking hat out of my face I can't see"
November 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Everybody's talking about how annoying the new guy is in Metroid Prime 4 and all I can think about is how THESE CHARACTERS DO NOT LOOK LIKE THEYRE FROM THE SAME GAME!!!
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
In Maine we vote on whether to accept or reject new state laws or expenses which makes it more communist than any country thats used that word in their goverments name.
November 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Not surprising that a man who got his start on a show named after the people who committed the Armenian genocide is a big fan of Mao Zedong
November 16, 2025 at 12:40 PM
If your queer or an immigrant You probably think things are pretty bad right now, but just keep in mind: if things get much worse you'll get to kill nazis and that's pretty cool.
bart simpson from the simpsons is smiling and sending you good vibes
ALT: bart simpson from the simpsons is smiling and sending you good vibes
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November 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Everybody should be allowed to get EBT if they want it regardless of reason or income.
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Cant wait for this to go incredibly wrong immediately
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Everybody who lives in the US should be allowed to vote it US elections
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I want a remake of the movie "Timeline" but it's actually historically accurate but all the men from the future are like "this is obviously fake because some of their mail isn't riveted" or whatever.
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Saw a post on YT that was like "what would you do if your date should up like this" and it was a girl in medieval armor.

And one guy was like: I would dump her because her armor is butted not riveted which means its fake.

And another replied he would only date a girl that agreed with him on that 😬
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 AM
desperately waiting to find out the results of my sleep study like
kermit the frog is sitting on a railing wearing sneakers
ALT: kermit the frog is sitting on a railing wearing sneakers
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November 13, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Reposted by Bree "The Cantina"
in the days of the galactic empire,there was a conspiracy theory that the senate had a sith lord who was responsible for the downfall of the jedi and that this sith lord corrupted a jedi apprentice and got him to murder the jedi younglings

the theory was v. popular among supporters of palpatine
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Something I learned that makes me sad:

The Wulver, scotland's fun-loving version of a werewolf) was in fact a fabrication from a 1920s "historian"
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I think i forgot to post this when I got it but check out my mushroom keyboard!
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Dems the moment they start winning on something
spongebob squarepants is holding a screwdriver in his hand and says i surrender
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November 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Reposted by Bree "The Cantina"
Thinking about the terrible deal Schumer and Senate Dems are about to do with Trump. If they can’t stand up now when the Constitution is in tatters, seniors and kids are hungry and industries are on the brink of disaster, when will they? Where’s the fight?
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I think my most hated trope in anime (and anywhere) is when a character does a thing, then some other character spends 5 minutes explaining why it's impressive.

If you have to explain why something is cool, then it's not cool.
November 8, 2025 at 7:28 AM
A guy who lives rent free in my head is this person on Sword of Legends that was convinced they were expanding into the western market because there weren't enough gamers in Asia
November 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I remember having a convo with one person saying we need a revolution and I asked what their plan was afterwards and they just reiterated revolting. If you're interest is only in the revolution aspect of communism then you are not a marxist. You are a war-monger.
November 7, 2025 at 6:42 AM
It's kind of depressing that even among socialists most peoples understanding Socialism is based on governments and groups that usurped those ideals to consolidate power. Groups that weren't even popular among the people at the time of their uprising.
November 7, 2025 at 6:35 AM