The Cactuar Matt
thecactuarmatt.bsky.social
The Cactuar Matt
@thecactuarmatt.bsky.social
A cactuar named Matt

He/Him
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2025 Goals Time

1. Establish a budget
2. Pay off 3 credit cards
3. Lose 15 pounds
4. Finish 5+ video games
5. Complete business plan for wife's new project
6. Scratch off two states from wife and I's map
7. Get personal project into an alpha state
All that fighting has made them tired I guess lol
February 5, 2026 at 10:54 PM
And now they're in time out lmao
After 24 hours of them giving each other a hard time, there is hope
February 5, 2026 at 8:10 PM
After 24 hours of them giving each other a hard time, there is hope
February 5, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Titania is like a cheat code in Fire Emblem Path of Radiance lol
February 5, 2026 at 3:08 AM
FFXIII and Xenosaga trilogy remasters
share your most unrealistic expectations for the Nintendo Direct
February 4, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Demon's Souls
Looking at you, Anthem 👀
February 4, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Having a good day off bringing home a new family member
February 4, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Rumor: Caitlin Thorburn's Spotlight profile updated referencing a Xenoblade Chronicles game coming in 2026 www.reddit.com/r/GamingLeak...

famiboards.com/threads/mono...
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Forget wooden stakes, I found a more effective weapon
February 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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Entering the US is a civil violation much along the lines of a traffic violation. Yet child predators roam free and continue. We have the wrong people in cages
February 2, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
"[EXTERNAL] Letter from the CEO. Click this button to download the letter"
a cartoon of fry from futurama says " you 're not even trying "
ALT: a cartoon of fry from futurama says " you 're not even trying "
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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Good morning!

February marks the 10th anniversary of Stardew Valley. I had the great pleasure of speaking to ConcernedApe ahead of the occasion about the last ten years and his plans for the future. It's a nice long one, please enjoy:
www.ign.com/articles/sta...
February 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I love the AI music YouTube channels that put AI in their channel name because I can instantly block them
February 3, 2026 at 11:37 AM
I woke up today and the temperature was above 0
a cartoon character is saying `` i don 't believe it . ''
ALT: a cartoon character is saying `` i don 't believe it . ''
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:20 PM
BRB
read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000
February 2, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Just stop it
February 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Hell has frozen over
I'm in Florida this is bullshit
February 1, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Weather app: You are under an extreme cold warning
a man says every single day in front of a video game screen
ALT: a man says every single day in front of a video game screen
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Tax return #1/5 complete
January 31, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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No wonder Windows catches viruses so easily.
Bill Gates allegedly caught an STD when he cheated on then-wife Melinda Gates, newly released emails in the Jeffrey Epstein files revealed.
Bill Gates Shocker! Billionaire Got an STD After Cheating on His Wife With 'Russian Girls,' Jeffrey Epstein Files Claim
okmagazine.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles
January 31, 2026 at 12:15 AM
January 30, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.
January 30, 2026 at 7:47 PM