The Cactuar Matt
@thecactuarmatt.bsky.social
A cactuar named Matt
He/Him
He/Him
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2025 Goals Time
1. Establish a budget
2. Pay off 3 credit cards
3. Lose 15 pounds
4. Finish 5+ video games
5. Complete business plan for wife's new project
6. Scratch off two states from wife and I's map
7. Get personal project into an alpha state
1. Establish a budget
2. Pay off 3 credit cards
3. Lose 15 pounds
4. Finish 5+ video games
5. Complete business plan for wife's new project
6. Scratch off two states from wife and I's map
7. Get personal project into an alpha state
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Great, a lunch time meeting to say facts to people who didn't listen to those facts the first 7 times I said them.
a woman is smiling with the words thanks i hate it below her
ALT: a woman is smiling with the words thanks i hate it below her
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Great, a lunch time meeting to say facts to people who didn't listen to those facts the first 7 times I said them.
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resources re: ICE presence in North Carolina, distribute widely if you feel like it. all love to my community, no love to the people who said "but what is fascism really? historically, blah blah, name-calling gets us nowhere" when we were all saying "these people are fascists"
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Show up for our neighbors
linktr.ee
November 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
resources re: ICE presence in North Carolina, distribute widely if you feel like it. all love to my community, no love to the people who said "but what is fascism really? historically, blah blah, name-calling gets us nowhere" when we were all saying "these people are fascists"
linktr.ee/apply_heat
linktr.ee/apply_heat
I'm going to need bigger pockets
Hm... 🤔
November 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I'm going to need bigger pockets
Scott McTominay holy shit
November 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Scott McTominay holy shit
44° and thunderstorms. The Midwest should be illegal.
November 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
44° and thunderstorms. The Midwest should be illegal.
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Me at Cloudflare making sure OpenAI stays down:
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Me at Cloudflare making sure OpenAI stays down:
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Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
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best joke of the day, imo: downforeveryoneorjustme.com
downforeveryoneorjustme.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
best joke of the day, imo: downforeveryoneorjustme.com
Not LMAO, all my builds are broken because the testing library is hosted on CloudFlare.
LMAO, stack overflow is down because cloud flare is down.
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Not LMAO, all my builds are broken because the testing library is hosted on CloudFlare.
LMAO, stack overflow is down because cloud flare is down.
November 18, 2025 at 1:14 PM
LMAO, stack overflow is down because cloud flare is down.
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Me: "Better catch up with what's going on in the world!"
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November 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Me: "Better catch up with what's going on in the world!"
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I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I don’t want to seem out of touch but I don’t actually understand the economy anymore.
Work just sent me an email that they've increased the maximum days of per year, which I was already at, by 3 more days.
patrick star from spongebob says oh yeah in white letters
ALT: patrick star from spongebob says oh yeah in white letters
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Work just sent me an email that they've increased the maximum days of per year, which I was already at, by 3 more days.
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Oh hey, I found the war on christmas
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Oh hey, I found the war on christmas
Amazon Prime really just said "because you watched Wicked we think you'd like to watch Mr. Beast Games"
a woman in scrubs is looking at a cell phone with the words you are sorely mistaken below her
ALT: a woman in scrubs is looking at a cell phone with the words you are sorely mistaken below her
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Amazon Prime really just said "because you watched Wicked we think you'd like to watch Mr. Beast Games"
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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“It wasn’t Bill Clinton, it was a different Bubba!”
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November 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
“It wasn’t Bill Clinton, it was a different Bubba!”
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Holy shit South Carolina is going through an epic choke at the moment.
November 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Holy shit South Carolina is going through an epic choke at the moment.
Welcome to the Heisman House Fernando Mendoza
November 15, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Welcome to the Heisman House Fernando Mendoza