The Cactuar Matt
@thecactuarmatt.bsky.social
A cactuar named Matt
He/Him
He/Him
No, because then you'll be yearning to play it again for the first time, creating an eternal quandary.
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
No, because then you'll be yearning to play it again for the first time, creating an eternal quandary.
My ADHD would have noped out after 10 minutes lol
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My ADHD would have noped out after 10 minutes lol
I hope this tweet is real
November 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I hope this tweet is real
You do not have to hand it to the Gestapo
November 20, 2025 at 2:08 AM
You do not have to hand it to the Gestapo
That would have gotten me too
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
That would have gotten me too
Computers that can't compute things shouldn't exist. It's in their name!
November 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Computers that can't compute things shouldn't exist. It's in their name!
I don't see a reason to give companies interest free loans
November 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I don't see a reason to give companies interest free loans
I would like copilot to calculate my salary
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I would like copilot to calculate my salary
Yeah, but for every one of those there's now 3 "we sold to private equity to make a load of cash and now we're unemployed because they cratered the business"
November 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Yeah, but for every one of those there's now 3 "we sold to private equity to make a load of cash and now we're unemployed because they cratered the business"
Most greedy people are just stupid now, everything is about maximizing profit in the short term even if it means your business will collapse in 5 years.
November 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Most greedy people are just stupid now, everything is about maximizing profit in the short term even if it means your business will collapse in 5 years.
It's the worst
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It's the worst
This one on 71 better stock up on tequila
November 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
This one on 71 better stock up on tequila
I love the inference that these games are all shit.
November 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I love the inference that these games are all shit.
Something something you shalt not judge something something
November 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Something something you shalt not judge something something
Fuck that guy
November 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Fuck that guy
I will drive to that Chili's to slam margs with you
November 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I will drive to that Chili's to slam margs with you
These people all share one brain cell
November 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
These people all share one brain cell
I have no idea who this is and my life's goal is to keep it that way
November 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I have no idea who this is and my life's goal is to keep it that way
The economy can't be bad if it can't be measured
a person is playing a game of chess with a king and queen on a chess board
ALT: a person is playing a game of chess with a king and queen on a chess board
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The economy can't be bad if it can't be measured
Because Joe Rogan told them so and they don't have any critical thinking skills
November 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Because Joe Rogan told them so and they don't have any critical thinking skills
They get worse every year
November 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
They get worse every year
