Dr. Chim Richalds, Professional Doctor
@thebossbeach.bsky.social
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When you have one Adderall left so you just carry it around like Jack Sparrow's pistol with one shot
November 15, 2024 at 12:03 AM
When you have one Adderall left so you just carry it around like Jack Sparrow's pistol with one shot
They should make a dating site that matches you by most similar handwriting
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
They should make a dating site that matches you by most similar handwriting
Quick boys, administer a Citizen's Beating
November 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Quick boys, administer a Citizen's Beating
The problem with Charles Bukowski dressing like a homeless person is I might accidentally afford Bukowski the respect I give a homeless person
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
The problem with Charles Bukowski dressing like a homeless person is I might accidentally afford Bukowski the respect I give a homeless person
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Going nonverbal professionally (a mime)
November 2, 2023 at 10:31 PM
Going nonverbal professionally (a mime)
Renting this zip car for 35 seconds so I can move it and take its parking spot
November 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Renting this zip car for 35 seconds so I can move it and take its parking spot
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Getting banned from every relationship group by posting "What did they say when you talked to them about it"
November 2, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Getting banned from every relationship group by posting "What did they say when you talked to them about it"
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Computer, blast this idiot with the beam that makes you feel the sublime bliss of love eternal
October 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Computer, blast this idiot with the beam that makes you feel the sublime bliss of love eternal
I keep searching "Demonias for men" but Google keeps playing laughing noises at me
October 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I keep searching "Demonias for men" but Google keeps playing laughing noises at me
We should name schools after dumb people for more effective irony
October 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
We should name schools after dumb people for more effective irony
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And these are my two sons, Like and Subscribe
October 25, 2024 at 7:28 PM
And these are my two sons, Like and Subscribe
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Voice from the open coffin: My God, I'm... alive, again? It's a miracle, I can't wait to see my family...
Me, bringing back my favorite author: Woah ho ho there friend, no time for that, we gotta get writing,
I need more books
Me, bringing back my favorite author: Woah ho ho there friend, no time for that, we gotta get writing,
I need more books
October 24, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Voice from the open coffin: My God, I'm... alive, again? It's a miracle, I can't wait to see my family...
Me, bringing back my favorite author: Woah ho ho there friend, no time for that, we gotta get writing,
I need more books
Me, bringing back my favorite author: Woah ho ho there friend, no time for that, we gotta get writing,
I need more books
Call me a Grey Man because that's the color of my discount meat subscription
October 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Call me a Grey Man because that's the color of my discount meat subscription
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just found out i'm too fat to continue the cycle of samsara
October 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
just found out i'm too fat to continue the cycle of samsara
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The establishment says you can't "cure" asexuality but my last 8 exes stopped being asexual when we broke up
October 22, 2024 at 11:13 PM
The establishment says you can't "cure" asexuality but my last 8 exes stopped being asexual when we broke up
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i'm just a girl (37 year old man)
October 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
i'm just a girl (37 year old man)
Spotify needs a cool new feature for when you have to look up a song to find out it's ai there's a button that sends an electric shock to the CEO and the uploader
October 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Spotify needs a cool new feature for when you have to look up a song to find out it's ai there's a button that sends an electric shock to the CEO and the uploader
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Imagine, honey, our little podunk go nowhere town, graced with a Spirit Halloween
October 15, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Imagine, honey, our little podunk go nowhere town, graced with a Spirit Halloween
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*hitting on women outside Harbor Freight*
Hey girl, I heard you could use a cheap, unreliable tool
Hey girl, I heard you could use a cheap, unreliable tool
October 13, 2024 at 7:57 PM
*hitting on women outside Harbor Freight*
Hey girl, I heard you could use a cheap, unreliable tool
Hey girl, I heard you could use a cheap, unreliable tool
French nonbinary people be like they oui
October 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
French nonbinary people be like they oui
*hungover Chicago zookeeper awakening with horror*
I've been hacked
All my apes, gone
I've been hacked
All my apes, gone
October 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
*hungover Chicago zookeeper awakening with horror*
I've been hacked
All my apes, gone
I've been hacked
All my apes, gone
On that Benjamin Button diet
The older I get the more it's chips and candy
The older I get the more it's chips and candy
October 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
On that Benjamin Button diet
The older I get the more it's chips and candy
The older I get the more it's chips and candy
Lifehack: I put an Adderall in a piece of gum and swallowed it and now I don't have to sleep for 7 years
October 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Lifehack: I put an Adderall in a piece of gum and swallowed it and now I don't have to sleep for 7 years
As an evolutionary biologist, every day I take a probiotic and antibiotic, and make em fight
October 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
As an evolutionary biologist, every day I take a probiotic and antibiotic, and make em fight
I wonder if a Buddha ever got enlightened to spite somebody
October 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I wonder if a Buddha ever got enlightened to spite somebody