The Blue Man
@theblueman.bsky.social
I'm a fictional human sacrifice just like Jesus. How come no one worships me?
We can't just #EatTheRich. Others will just replace them. We have to #BurnDownTheKingsRoad
Progressive, but not the cut off my nose to spite my face kind.
We can't just #EatTheRich. Others will just replace them. We have to #BurnDownTheKingsRoad
Progressive, but not the cut off my nose to spite my face kind.
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The Blue Man
@theblueman.bsky.social
· Oct 25
Why is no one talking about how the Republicans' mid-decade redistricting could backfire? By taking existing safe seats and trying to create more, they have to spread their voters more thinly in each, increasing the chances that we can flip those seats. The 2026 blue wave might be a tsunami.
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President Chump has gotten his last minute instructions from Putin before today's Zelensky meeting
December 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
President Chump has gotten his last minute instructions from Putin before today's Zelensky meeting
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Him slapping his name on everything is like a dog pissing everywhere to mark its territory.
Foul sob.
Foul sob.
December 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Him slapping his name on everything is like a dog pissing everywhere to mark its territory.
Foul sob.
Foul sob.
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I am exhausted.
They complain about everything.
Imagine being the most indulged voting bloc in the country and still centering your entire political identity on grievance.
That’s the modern GOP voter.
They complain about everything.
Imagine being the most indulged voting bloc in the country and still centering your entire political identity on grievance.
That’s the modern GOP voter.
December 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I am exhausted.
They complain about everything.
Imagine being the most indulged voting bloc in the country and still centering your entire political identity on grievance.
That’s the modern GOP voter.
They complain about everything.
Imagine being the most indulged voting bloc in the country and still centering your entire political identity on grievance.
That’s the modern GOP voter.
This year, as every year, my New Year's resolution is not to make any New Year's resolutions. So, while most people abandon their New Year's resolutions within a few weeks, technically, my 2025 New Year's resolution was a success until just now.
December 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This year, as every year, my New Year's resolution is not to make any New Year's resolutions. So, while most people abandon their New Year's resolutions within a few weeks, technically, my 2025 New Year's resolution was a success until just now.
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#cat people of Bluesky I need help.
My cat Queen Mab went in for dental surgery on Thursday. They ended up removing 13 of her teeth without informing me… after they said she had degenerative gum disease. They gave me my cat half comatose and cold.
My cat Queen Mab went in for dental surgery on Thursday. They ended up removing 13 of her teeth without informing me… after they said she had degenerative gum disease. They gave me my cat half comatose and cold.
December 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM
#cat people of Bluesky I need help.
My cat Queen Mab went in for dental surgery on Thursday. They ended up removing 13 of her teeth without informing me… after they said she had degenerative gum disease. They gave me my cat half comatose and cold.
My cat Queen Mab went in for dental surgery on Thursday. They ended up removing 13 of her teeth without informing me… after they said she had degenerative gum disease. They gave me my cat half comatose and cold.
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The easiest position in any company for artificial intelligence to replace is the CEO and the CFO. They certainly couldn't be any less heartless
December 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The easiest position in any company for artificial intelligence to replace is the CEO and the CFO. They certainly couldn't be any less heartless
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- It’s called The Kennedy Center.
- It’s called The Department of Defense.
- It’s called The Gulf of Mexico.
- It’s called The Department of Defense.
- It’s called The Gulf of Mexico.
December 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
- It’s called The Kennedy Center.
- It’s called The Department of Defense.
- It’s called The Gulf of Mexico.
- It’s called The Department of Defense.
- It’s called The Gulf of Mexico.
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We wouldn't be in this nightmare if he had been arrested, jailed and prosecuted after Jan 6th. There should have been federal agents waiting for him when he landed his filthy ass in FL. Richard Nixon should have been prosecuted. This move on for the good of the country bullshit is why we're here.
December 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
We wouldn't be in this nightmare if he had been arrested, jailed and prosecuted after Jan 6th. There should have been federal agents waiting for him when he landed his filthy ass in FL. Richard Nixon should have been prosecuted. This move on for the good of the country bullshit is why we're here.
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So, Congress passes a law requiring the release of ALL the Trumpstein files. Any redactions to protect ONLY the victims
Trump DOJ releases a highly redacted and incomplete batch after working on them for months, citing various lame excuses for their non-compliance
This is what a coverup looks like
Trump DOJ releases a highly redacted and incomplete batch after working on them for months, citing various lame excuses for their non-compliance
This is what a coverup looks like
December 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
So, Congress passes a law requiring the release of ALL the Trumpstein files. Any redactions to protect ONLY the victims
Trump DOJ releases a highly redacted and incomplete batch after working on them for months, citing various lame excuses for their non-compliance
This is what a coverup looks like
Trump DOJ releases a highly redacted and incomplete batch after working on them for months, citing various lame excuses for their non-compliance
This is what a coverup looks like
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Only a person easily bribed would think that everyone else is easily bribed. $1776 to the soldiers. $1500 to you, to cover a lifetime of medical expenses. $2000 tariff refund.
A man with billions of dollars thinks you can be bought for 2 grand.
A man with billions of dollars thinks you can be bought for 2 grand.
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Only a person easily bribed would think that everyone else is easily bribed. $1776 to the soldiers. $1500 to you, to cover a lifetime of medical expenses. $2000 tariff refund.
A man with billions of dollars thinks you can be bought for 2 grand.
A man with billions of dollars thinks you can be bought for 2 grand.
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I do not understand these Republicans and conservatives that say they are shocked by what Trump did about Rob Reiner.
WTF!
He has been like this since day one.
He had said despicable words since day one.
There is not one liberal that is shocked by his disgusting behavior.
WTF!
He has been like this since day one.
He had said despicable words since day one.
There is not one liberal that is shocked by his disgusting behavior.
December 17, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I do not understand these Republicans and conservatives that say they are shocked by what Trump did about Rob Reiner.
WTF!
He has been like this since day one.
He had said despicable words since day one.
There is not one liberal that is shocked by his disgusting behavior.
WTF!
He has been like this since day one.
He had said despicable words since day one.
There is not one liberal that is shocked by his disgusting behavior.
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One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
One of the biggest moments of my career:
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom!
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There’s no filling the emotional hole.
It’s just empty luxury.
I used to guard the very wealthy at parties. I gotta tell you, it is not like the magazines and tv.
Much more boring and basic than you think. Image is everything and you can tell these people are exhausted trying to live up to it.
It’s just empty luxury.
I used to guard the very wealthy at parties. I gotta tell you, it is not like the magazines and tv.
Much more boring and basic than you think. Image is everything and you can tell these people are exhausted trying to live up to it.
December 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
There’s no filling the emotional hole.
It’s just empty luxury.
I used to guard the very wealthy at parties. I gotta tell you, it is not like the magazines and tv.
Much more boring and basic than you think. Image is everything and you can tell these people are exhausted trying to live up to it.
It’s just empty luxury.
I used to guard the very wealthy at parties. I gotta tell you, it is not like the magazines and tv.
Much more boring and basic than you think. Image is everything and you can tell these people are exhausted trying to live up to it.
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I sat down with 20 undecided Texas voters on @jubileemedia.bsky.social’s Surrounded.
One of them brought up “welfare queens” so I told him the truth:
The biggest welfare queens in this country are the giant corporations that don’t pay a penny in federal taxes.
One of them brought up “welfare queens” so I told him the truth:
The biggest welfare queens in this country are the giant corporations that don’t pay a penny in federal taxes.
December 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I sat down with 20 undecided Texas voters on @jubileemedia.bsky.social’s Surrounded.
One of them brought up “welfare queens” so I told him the truth:
The biggest welfare queens in this country are the giant corporations that don’t pay a penny in federal taxes.
One of them brought up “welfare queens” so I told him the truth:
The biggest welfare queens in this country are the giant corporations that don’t pay a penny in federal taxes.
Goddamnit, people. Stop posting fake Trump posts. Every time you do that, you force people to go to his Truth Social page to see if it's real, which generates revenue for him. Is that really what you want? 🤦🏻♂️
December 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Goddamnit, people. Stop posting fake Trump posts. Every time you do that, you force people to go to his Truth Social page to see if it's real, which generates revenue for him. Is that really what you want? 🤦🏻♂️
If ever.
Donald Trump had betrayed America and its allies.
It was supported by a vast amount of the American people.
It is unforgivable and will take decades to repair.
If ever.
It was supported by a vast amount of the American people.
It is unforgivable and will take decades to repair.
If ever.
December 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
If ever.
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As it stands, there is not a single thing contained in the bible, or any other magic book, that could not have been produced by the minds of the men who wrote it.
December 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
As it stands, there is not a single thing contained in the bible, or any other magic book, that could not have been produced by the minds of the men who wrote it.
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“No, WE didn’t forget the mother in this situation. YOU did. You voted for this… it was ok until it happened to YOU.” #ForcedBirthNation
December 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
“No, WE didn’t forget the mother in this situation. YOU did. You voted for this… it was ok until it happened to YOU.” #ForcedBirthNation
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Trump loves to ask why we dont get immigrants from sweden or denmark and not these "garbage"countries. They already have universal Healthcare, paid leave, free college, gun control, no maniacal leader.
Why would they want to come to the USA.
Why would they want to come to the USA.
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Trump loves to ask why we dont get immigrants from sweden or denmark and not these "garbage"countries. They already have universal Healthcare, paid leave, free college, gun control, no maniacal leader.
Why would they want to come to the USA.
Why would they want to come to the USA.
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Now here's a plan I would support 💯
December 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Now here's a plan I would support 💯
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when you see Trump on camera angrily attacking female reporters for asking straightforward questions, it doesn’t take much to imagine what he does behind closed doors when a woman says ‘No’
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 AM
when you see Trump on camera angrily attacking female reporters for asking straightforward questions, it doesn’t take much to imagine what he does behind closed doors when a woman says ‘No’
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All those NRA guys are now in ICE.
December 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
All those NRA guys are now in ICE.