I wrote about the goblins in charge, an old boss who bit me on the arm, and the use and abuse of contempt. defector.com/kingdom-of-t...

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.

Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

even skynet would be okay compared to what we're gonna get, which is "grandma's social security dogecoins didn't show up in her x account this month because the fed ai is hallucinating again, guess she'll just need to eat PrimeGruel for the next few weeks"

I'm going to finally learn the words to the New Year's song so I can sing along...oh shit what time is it

When you are trying to fart quietly in public and are judging your fart's noise signature, ensure you remove your noise-canceling headphones first.

Costco responded to shareholders requesting that it withdraw from DEI policies. The response was direct and to the point: Costco says, "Our board has considered this proposal and believes that our commitment to an enterprise rooted in respect & inclusion is appropriate & necessary."

❤️COSTCO♥️

Thank you, public bathroom automatic paper towel dispenser that dispenses an adequate amount of paper towel on the first try. I appreciate you.