JB
@thebaniac.bsky.social
Stay at home dog mom, entrepreneurial cosplayer
90% of the women in the Quince ad for the cropped cashmere set stand like my dog when I put a jacket or booties on him. Very awkward but adorably comical.
February 1, 2026 at 4:21 PM
90% of the women in the Quince ad for the cropped cashmere set stand like my dog when I put a jacket or booties on him. Very awkward but adorably comical.
I’ve been unable to sleep for 3 hours. Spent most of that time trying to track down an odd odor. And by track down I mean sitting on the couch hypothesizing about what it could be.
January 27, 2026 at 11:27 AM
I’ve been unable to sleep for 3 hours. Spent most of that time trying to track down an odd odor. And by track down I mean sitting on the couch hypothesizing about what it could be.
What’s is gonna take to stop hearing about this Blake Lively Justin Baldoni feud? I only read the headlines and it’s exhausting.
January 27, 2026 at 9:45 AM
What’s is gonna take to stop hearing about this Blake Lively Justin Baldoni feud? I only read the headlines and it’s exhausting.
I just now realized that Sidney Sweeney and Sabrina Carpenter are two different people.
January 27, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I just now realized that Sidney Sweeney and Sabrina Carpenter are two different people.
Comedy! Tomorrow night!
January 26, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Comedy! Tomorrow night!
Gen Z can have their Hot Girl Summer because this Gen X bitch is launching Cole Slaw Girl Summer.
January 25, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Gen Z can have their Hot Girl Summer because this Gen X bitch is launching Cole Slaw Girl Summer.
I’m concerned boy dog is failing Logic and Reasoning class at school. He doesn’t seem to understand that no matter how many times he gets me to open the back door this BS cold weather isn’t going away. 🥶
January 24, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I’m concerned boy dog is failing Logic and Reasoning class at school. He doesn’t seem to understand that no matter how many times he gets me to open the back door this BS cold weather isn’t going away. 🥶
Wednesday seems like it was weeks ago. The two day ago Wednesday. Not the weeks ago Wednesdays.
January 23, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Wednesday seems like it was weeks ago. The two day ago Wednesday. Not the weeks ago Wednesdays.
Good grief. By the time I track down which platform I was watching a show on, I no longer have the energy to dive back into it.
January 22, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Good grief. By the time I track down which platform I was watching a show on, I no longer have the energy to dive back into it.
Reposted by JB
Ep 311 - Hydration Motivation for a Glove Job
bit.ly/4bK0ndr
Julie and Maggie discuss summer, dogs, reddit, giant shoe, Golden Globes, drinking, bandanas, and smoking.
#beer #onlyfans #labiatok #biglabiaenergy #comedians #womenwhopodcast
bit.ly/4bK0ndr
Julie and Maggie discuss summer, dogs, reddit, giant shoe, Golden Globes, drinking, bandanas, and smoking.
#beer #onlyfans #labiatok #biglabiaenergy #comedians #womenwhopodcast
January 21, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Ep 311 - Hydration Motivation for a Glove Job
bit.ly/4bK0ndr
Julie and Maggie discuss summer, dogs, reddit, giant shoe, Golden Globes, drinking, bandanas, and smoking.
#beer #onlyfans #labiatok #biglabiaenergy #comedians #womenwhopodcast
bit.ly/4bK0ndr
Julie and Maggie discuss summer, dogs, reddit, giant shoe, Golden Globes, drinking, bandanas, and smoking.
#beer #onlyfans #labiatok #biglabiaenergy #comedians #womenwhopodcast
I hopped in the shower with my socks on. It’s so cold that I didn’t know I was wearing them :/
January 20, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I hopped in the shower with my socks on. It’s so cold that I didn’t know I was wearing them :/
Big Orange Baby seems like the kind of child that when he’s losing a board game he just tosses the whole board in a fit of rage and storms off rather than using reasoning and logic to plan his next move.
January 20, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Big Orange Baby seems like the kind of child that when he’s losing a board game he just tosses the whole board in a fit of rage and storms off rather than using reasoning and logic to plan his next move.
Every time I see an article about a new Arby’s delicacy I’m amazed that place is still around. I quit going decades ago when my local one ran out of roast beef - the thing it was built on. WTH? Probably why they keep throwing more random meats into mix.
January 20, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Every time I see an article about a new Arby’s delicacy I’m amazed that place is still around. I quit going decades ago when my local one ran out of roast beef - the thing it was built on. WTH? Probably why they keep throwing more random meats into mix.
i have this feeling that the Big Orange Baby wants Greenland in a bid to also get the rights to the Aurora Borealis/Northern Lights and name them after himself
January 20, 2026 at 9:51 AM
i have this feeling that the Big Orange Baby wants Greenland in a bid to also get the rights to the Aurora Borealis/Northern Lights and name them after himself
I think I aged out of Stranger Things. Tried keeping in on in the background just to say I finished it like I did with The Bear but even that seems like too much.
January 17, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I think I aged out of Stranger Things. Tried keeping in on in the background just to say I finished it like I did with The Bear but even that seems like too much.
I feel like going to a thrift store, buying a bunch of old trophies, repurposing them with the most ridiculous titles and sending them the to the Big Orange Baby.
January 16, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I feel like going to a thrift store, buying a bunch of old trophies, repurposing them with the most ridiculous titles and sending them the to the Big Orange Baby.
I love how iOS updates basically factory reset your phone these days. Who needs to hear their alarm after an update? Boss will understand when you call in late because iOS wants you to redo every setting on your phone. At least they aren’t adding U2 songs to your music library anymore 😂
January 15, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I love how iOS updates basically factory reset your phone these days. Who needs to hear their alarm after an update? Boss will understand when you call in late because iOS wants you to redo every setting on your phone. At least they aren’t adding U2 songs to your music library anymore 😂
Reposted by JB
Me stoned out of my mind pawing my way through a cold rotisserie chicken I discovered in the fridge at 2:00 am
January 13, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Me stoned out of my mind pawing my way through a cold rotisserie chicken I discovered in the fridge at 2:00 am
quince
/kwin(t)s/
noun
noun: quince; plural noun: quinces
1.
a hard, acid pear-shaped fruit used in preserves or as flavoring.
"quince jelly"
2. Annoying and repetitive ads designed to make you stop playing games on your phone
/kwin(t)s/
noun
noun: quince; plural noun: quinces
1.
a hard, acid pear-shaped fruit used in preserves or as flavoring.
"quince jelly"
2. Annoying and repetitive ads designed to make you stop playing games on your phone
January 13, 2026 at 1:45 PM
quince
/kwin(t)s/
noun
noun: quince; plural noun: quinces
1.
a hard, acid pear-shaped fruit used in preserves or as flavoring.
"quince jelly"
2. Annoying and repetitive ads designed to make you stop playing games on your phone
/kwin(t)s/
noun
noun: quince; plural noun: quinces
1.
a hard, acid pear-shaped fruit used in preserves or as flavoring.
"quince jelly"
2. Annoying and repetitive ads designed to make you stop playing games on your phone
Quince: Restarted your phone if you wanna play another round of your game.
January 13, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Quince: Restarted your phone if you wanna play another round of your game.
Quince: Restarted your phone if you wanna play another round of your game.
January 13, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Quince: Restarted your phone if you wanna play another round of your game.
Quince: We take your phone games hostage until you pay the ransom of buying from us.
January 13, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Quince: We take your phone games hostage until you pay the ransom of buying from us.
Quince: If you keep ignoring us we’ll lock up your phone screen so you can never go back to your game.
January 13, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Quince: If you keep ignoring us we’ll lock up your phone screen so you can never go back to your game.
Quince: You’re gonna have to hit the browser close button 6 or 7 times before we let you hack to your game.
January 13, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Quince: You’re gonna have to hit the browser close button 6 or 7 times before we let you hack to your game.
Quince: Are you a perimenopausal woman who spends her sleepless nights playing mindless games on her phone?! Then we want you to buy our product.
January 13, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Quince: Are you a perimenopausal woman who spends her sleepless nights playing mindless games on her phone?! Then we want you to buy our product.