JB
thebaniac.bsky.social
JB
@thebaniac.bsky.social
Stay at home dog mom, entrepreneurial cosplayer
I need one of those signs they have at Brazilian meat restaurant where you let the waiter know if you want more meat or not. But I need it to let people know when they can and csnnot approach me. Obviously dogs can approach anytime though.
January 6, 2026 at 10:41 AM
I hate making typos while trash texting. Especially when I’ve got a lot of zingers going. And you can tell how good I am at trash texting by my use of the word zingers.
January 5, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Never sure if my night sweats are because I’m a woman of a certain age or if it’s because I share the bed with two very needy pitties who sleep competitively close to me.
January 5, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Dry January is off to a great start. I didn’t consume any water today.
January 2, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Screw the concept of breaking down challenges into bite sized, manageable tasks. It’s all or nothing baby! And for me it’s nothing!
January 1, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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Julie and Maggie discuss meat, penpals, drinking, anxious dogs, sports, and trains.

#penpals #anxiousdogs #jackherer #labiatok #biglabiaenergy #podcast

bit.ly/49iqLbA
December 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Frantically ordering every storage bin and home organization tool I can so I can go in to 2026 more organized. In reality they will just sit unused, take up space and more me more cluttered.
December 31, 2025 at 12:05 PM
In 36 ish hours I’m gonna be a new and improved version of myself.

Is something I used to tell myself every year.

Now I’m just trying to be a less shitty version than I was the day before. #babysteps
December 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Ice maker just dropped a load of ice. Spoiler alert - we don’t have the ice maker installed in our new freezer yet so idk wth that sound was.
December 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
For reasons I don’t feel compelled to share at the moment, I just put on one of my dogs’ shirts to wear to bed.
December 27, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Watching the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show and the combinations of practical sturdy shoes and blue dresses is endless.
December 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Julie and Maggie discuss dogs, food, vegas, comedy, and food again.

bit.ly/49rvY23

#labiatok #unconditionalove #recalledmeat #biglabiaenergy #lgbtqia #funnywomen
December 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I don’t drink. Made a double cherry coke and rum drink. Harassed a lot of pen pals. Don’t regret it. Neither do they. Still laughing my ass off. But it’s 4 am so zzzi
December 18, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Julie and Maggie discuss crashing parties, drugs, doctors, carabiners, snacks, show ideas, and Jesus Pie
bit.ly/4pGGyYG
#comedians #podcast #christmasparty #labiatok #biglabiaenergy #landman
December 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The I think Taco Bell should rebrand to The Taco Bell like The Ohio State
December 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I just stopped chewing so I could hear the voice in my head.
December 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Julie and Maggie discuss dogs, flirting, sports, weed, public speaking, TV, fear, and tech

bit.ly/4pMWaJK

#labiatok #monotonousmonday #biglabiaenergy #funnywomen #podcast
December 8, 2025 at 6:36 AM
A lady just sat on my head at this party. That’s all you need to know about that story.
December 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Overheard at this party “You were drinking Red Stripe…”
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
TIL Jerry O’Connell was in Stand By Me. I always thought he was discovered on a reality dating show. Well that’s enough learning for one day.
December 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I bought some snowman shaped marshmallows. They have a yellow hue to them. I was always taught not to eat yellow snow so I’m kinda at a loss with what to do with them.
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
My phone keeps autocorrecting Mormon Wives to Moron Wives 😂
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I keep hoping that Starbucks frozen hot chocolate will be like the caribou coffee one was and it is not. But I also keep holding out hope that it’s not as good because it’s new and employees don’t know how to make it well yet.
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Muscle Milk and Red Bull is my version of Laverne DeFazio’s milk and Pepsi. #laverneandshirley #pilk #mmrb
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM