JB
@thebaniac.bsky.social
Stay at home dog mom, entrepreneurial cosplayer
I need one of those signs they have at Brazilian meat restaurant where you let the waiter know if you want more meat or not. But I need it to let people know when they can and csnnot approach me. Obviously dogs can approach anytime though.
January 6, 2026 at 10:41 AM
I need one of those signs they have at Brazilian meat restaurant where you let the waiter know if you want more meat or not. But I need it to let people know when they can and csnnot approach me. Obviously dogs can approach anytime though.
I hate making typos while trash texting. Especially when I’ve got a lot of zingers going. And you can tell how good I am at trash texting by my use of the word zingers.
January 5, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I hate making typos while trash texting. Especially when I’ve got a lot of zingers going. And you can tell how good I am at trash texting by my use of the word zingers.
Never sure if my night sweats are because I’m a woman of a certain age or if it’s because I share the bed with two very needy pitties who sleep competitively close to me.
January 5, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Never sure if my night sweats are because I’m a woman of a certain age or if it’s because I share the bed with two very needy pitties who sleep competitively close to me.
Dry January is off to a great start. I didn’t consume any water today.
January 2, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Dry January is off to a great start. I didn’t consume any water today.
Screw the concept of breaking down challenges into bite sized, manageable tasks. It’s all or nothing baby! And for me it’s nothing!
January 1, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Screw the concept of breaking down challenges into bite sized, manageable tasks. It’s all or nothing baby! And for me it’s nothing!
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Julie and Maggie discuss meat, penpals, drinking, anxious dogs, sports, and trains.
#penpals #anxiousdogs #jackherer #labiatok #biglabiaenergy #podcast
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#penpals #anxiousdogs #jackherer #labiatok #biglabiaenergy #podcast
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December 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Julie and Maggie discuss meat, penpals, drinking, anxious dogs, sports, and trains.
#penpals #anxiousdogs #jackherer #labiatok #biglabiaenergy #podcast
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#penpals #anxiousdogs #jackherer #labiatok #biglabiaenergy #podcast
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Frantically ordering every storage bin and home organization tool I can so I can go in to 2026 more organized. In reality they will just sit unused, take up space and more me more cluttered.
December 31, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Frantically ordering every storage bin and home organization tool I can so I can go in to 2026 more organized. In reality they will just sit unused, take up space and more me more cluttered.
In 36 ish hours I’m gonna be a new and improved version of myself.
Is something I used to tell myself every year.
Now I’m just trying to be a less shitty version than I was the day before. #babysteps
Is something I used to tell myself every year.
Now I’m just trying to be a less shitty version than I was the day before. #babysteps
December 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
In 36 ish hours I’m gonna be a new and improved version of myself.
Is something I used to tell myself every year.
Now I’m just trying to be a less shitty version than I was the day before. #babysteps
Is something I used to tell myself every year.
Now I’m just trying to be a less shitty version than I was the day before. #babysteps
Ice maker just dropped a load of ice. Spoiler alert - we don’t have the ice maker installed in our new freezer yet so idk wth that sound was.
December 30, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Ice maker just dropped a load of ice. Spoiler alert - we don’t have the ice maker installed in our new freezer yet so idk wth that sound was.
For reasons I don’t feel compelled to share at the moment, I just put on one of my dogs’ shirts to wear to bed.
December 27, 2025 at 7:23 AM
For reasons I don’t feel compelled to share at the moment, I just put on one of my dogs’ shirts to wear to bed.
Watching the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show and the combinations of practical sturdy shoes and blue dresses is endless.
December 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Watching the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show and the combinations of practical sturdy shoes and blue dresses is endless.
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Julie and Maggie discuss dogs, food, vegas, comedy, and food again.
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#labiatok #unconditionalove #recalledmeat #biglabiaenergy #lgbtqia #funnywomen
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#labiatok #unconditionalove #recalledmeat #biglabiaenergy #lgbtqia #funnywomen
December 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Julie and Maggie discuss dogs, food, vegas, comedy, and food again.
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#labiatok #unconditionalove #recalledmeat #biglabiaenergy #lgbtqia #funnywomen
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#labiatok #unconditionalove #recalledmeat #biglabiaenergy #lgbtqia #funnywomen
I don’t drink. Made a double cherry coke and rum drink. Harassed a lot of pen pals. Don’t regret it. Neither do they. Still laughing my ass off. But it’s 4 am so zzzi
December 18, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I don’t drink. Made a double cherry coke and rum drink. Harassed a lot of pen pals. Don’t regret it. Neither do they. Still laughing my ass off. But it’s 4 am so zzzi
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Julie and Maggie discuss crashing parties, drugs, doctors, carabiners, snacks, show ideas, and Jesus Pie
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#comedians #podcast #christmasparty #labiatok #biglabiaenergy #landman
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#comedians #podcast #christmasparty #labiatok #biglabiaenergy #landman
December 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Julie and Maggie discuss crashing parties, drugs, doctors, carabiners, snacks, show ideas, and Jesus Pie
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#comedians #podcast #christmasparty #labiatok #biglabiaenergy #landman
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#comedians #podcast #christmasparty #labiatok #biglabiaenergy #landman
The I think Taco Bell should rebrand to The Taco Bell like The Ohio State
December 11, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The I think Taco Bell should rebrand to The Taco Bell like The Ohio State
I just stopped chewing so I could hear the voice in my head.
December 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I just stopped chewing so I could hear the voice in my head.
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Julie and Maggie discuss dogs, flirting, sports, weed, public speaking, TV, fear, and tech
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#labiatok #monotonousmonday #biglabiaenergy #funnywomen #podcast
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#labiatok #monotonousmonday #biglabiaenergy #funnywomen #podcast
December 8, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Julie and Maggie discuss dogs, flirting, sports, weed, public speaking, TV, fear, and tech
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#labiatok #monotonousmonday #biglabiaenergy #funnywomen #podcast
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#labiatok #monotonousmonday #biglabiaenergy #funnywomen #podcast
A lady just sat on my head at this party. That’s all you need to know about that story.
December 6, 2025 at 11:49 PM
A lady just sat on my head at this party. That’s all you need to know about that story.
Overheard at this party “You were drinking Red Stripe…”
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Overheard at this party “You were drinking Red Stripe…”
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Happy Friday! We’d love a follow!
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#followfriday #funnywomen #biglabiaenergy #labiatok #friyay #fridayvibes
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#followfriday #funnywomen #biglabiaenergy #labiatok #friyay #fridayvibes
December 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Happy Friday! We’d love a follow!
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#followfriday #funnywomen #biglabiaenergy #labiatok #friyay #fridayvibes
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#followfriday #funnywomen #biglabiaenergy #labiatok #friyay #fridayvibes
TIL Jerry O’Connell was in Stand By Me. I always thought he was discovered on a reality dating show. Well that’s enough learning for one day.
December 4, 2025 at 6:29 PM
TIL Jerry O’Connell was in Stand By Me. I always thought he was discovered on a reality dating show. Well that’s enough learning for one day.
I bought some snowman shaped marshmallows. They have a yellow hue to them. I was always taught not to eat yellow snow so I’m kinda at a loss with what to do with them.
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I bought some snowman shaped marshmallows. They have a yellow hue to them. I was always taught not to eat yellow snow so I’m kinda at a loss with what to do with them.
My phone keeps autocorrecting Mormon Wives to Moron Wives 😂
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My phone keeps autocorrecting Mormon Wives to Moron Wives 😂
I keep hoping that Starbucks frozen hot chocolate will be like the caribou coffee one was and it is not. But I also keep holding out hope that it’s not as good because it’s new and employees don’t know how to make it well yet.
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I keep hoping that Starbucks frozen hot chocolate will be like the caribou coffee one was and it is not. But I also keep holding out hope that it’s not as good because it’s new and employees don’t know how to make it well yet.
Muscle Milk and Red Bull is my version of Laverne DeFazio’s milk and Pepsi. #laverneandshirley #pilk #mmrb
November 16, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Muscle Milk and Red Bull is my version of Laverne DeFazio’s milk and Pepsi. #laverneandshirley #pilk #mmrb