Alan Heath
@thealheath.bsky.social
Cynical Optimist
Photographic American living in Germany. May contain dark humor and full frontal sarcasm.
Democracy is like the air you’re breathing, you don’t realize how important it is until you don’t have enough.
Not the DM type, don’t bother.
Photographic American living in Germany. May contain dark humor and full frontal sarcasm.
Democracy is like the air you’re breathing, you don’t realize how important it is until you don’t have enough.
Not the DM type, don’t bother.
Happy Wolfenoot #wolfenoot
And now for the shameless plug!
A new chapter is online!
www.wattpad.com/1580882756?u...
#writing #writers #wattpad #hobby #fantasy #isekai
And now for the shameless plug!
A new chapter is online!
www.wattpad.com/1580882756?u...
#writing #writers #wattpad #hobby #fantasy #isekai
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - Training starts today - Wattpad
Read Training starts today from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 1 reads. summoning, cats, romance. Rob woke up as...
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November 23, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Happy Wolfenoot #wolfenoot
And now for the shameless plug!
A new chapter is online!
www.wattpad.com/1580882756?u...
#writing #writers #wattpad #hobby #fantasy #isekai
And now for the shameless plug!
A new chapter is online!
www.wattpad.com/1580882756?u...
#writing #writers #wattpad #hobby #fantasy #isekai
The next chapter dropped at midnight: www.wattpad.com/1580882672?u...
#writer #writing #story #isekai #fantasy #wattpad
#writer #writing #story #isekai #fantasy #wattpad
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - Farewell Dagol - Wattpad
Read Farewell Dagol from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 2 reads. swords, romance, fire. Rob woke up about his usu...
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November 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
New installment: King Jarl of Serl and Grand Mage Agarn
#writing #writers #wattpad
www.wattpad.com/1580882581?u...
#writing #writers #wattpad
www.wattpad.com/1580882581?u...
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - King Jarl of Serl and Grand Mage Agarn - Wattpad
Read King Jarl of Serl and Grand Mage Agarn from the story Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker by LeonHeath (Alan Leon Heath) with 4 reads. elves, swords, castles...
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November 9, 2025 at 9:09 AM
New installment: King Jarl of Serl and Grand Mage Agarn
#writing #writers #wattpad
www.wattpad.com/1580882581?u...
#writing #writers #wattpad
www.wattpad.com/1580882581?u...
I sure hope that after the impending apocalypse and fall of civilization, Chat GPT will be able to help me start a campfire
October 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I sure hope that after the impending apocalypse and fall of civilization, Chat GPT will be able to help me start a campfire
Stepping out onto a limb and starting to openly publish a story
„Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker“ on wattpad for any that are interested.
www.wattpad.com/story/402502...
A new capital will be published weekly (for registered, but non-paying users)
#writers #isekai #fantasy
„Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker“ on wattpad for any that are interested.
www.wattpad.com/story/402502...
A new capital will be published weekly (for registered, but non-paying users)
#writers #isekai #fantasy
Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker - Alan Leon Heath - Wattpad
Rob is on his way home from work, when he is summoned away to another world. Here he is confronted with magic and coming to terms with life in a fantasy style...
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October 6, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Stepping out onto a limb and starting to openly publish a story
„Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker“ on wattpad for any that are interested.
www.wattpad.com/story/402502...
A new capital will be published weekly (for registered, but non-paying users)
#writers #isekai #fantasy
„Old Man Isekai - The Glæsmaker“ on wattpad for any that are interested.
www.wattpad.com/story/402502...
A new capital will be published weekly (for registered, but non-paying users)
#writers #isekai #fantasy
I wonder if this shirt would make it more fun to fly into the US with
October 2, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I wonder if this shirt would make it more fun to fly into the US with
Reposted by Alan Heath
Become the porn you want to see in this world!
do you think the mechanic will accept a sloppy blowjob in the back of my car as payment or does that only happen in porn
October 1, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Become the porn you want to see in this world!
Enjoying the unusually warm weather today
September 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Enjoying the unusually warm weather today
September 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Reposted by Alan Heath
I asked the waiter if my Pizza would be long?
No! he said, "It'll be round."
No! he said, "It'll be round."
August 25, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I asked the waiter if my Pizza would be long?
No! he said, "It'll be round."
No! he said, "It'll be round."
The German rail system Deutsch Bahn “Haltet mal mein Bier!”
Just like it’s water and privatised public utilities.
August 19, 2025 at 9:55 AM
The German rail system Deutsch Bahn “Haltet mal mein Bier!”
Enjoying the Bavarian banking holiday with a round of single golf
August 15, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Enjoying the Bavarian banking holiday with a round of single golf
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You just gotta LOVE MAD MAGAZINE!!!
August 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
You just gotta LOVE MAD MAGAZINE!!!
ahhhh, just remembering when we thought that George Bush Jr. was the worst president ever.
twice!
twice!
August 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
ahhhh, just remembering when we thought that George Bush Jr. was the worst president ever.
twice!
twice!
It’s not her child, or anyone she knows personally.
Remember, Repugnicans are against helping anyone except someone they can benefit from, until it affects them personally.
Remember, Repugnicans are against helping anyone except someone they can benefit from, until it affects them personally.
This was to me by a friend in Canada
She is Dead Inside
Unconscionable
Shamelessness
Impudence
She is Dead Inside
Unconscionable
Shamelessness
Impudence
July 20, 2025 at 7:51 AM
It’s not her child, or anyone she knows personally.
Remember, Repugnicans are against helping anyone except someone they can benefit from, until it affects them personally.
Remember, Repugnicans are against helping anyone except someone they can benefit from, until it affects them personally.
Reposted by Alan Heath
Colbert For President!
July 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Colbert For President!
Where’s the whistleblower willing to leak the full unredacted (or at the most, the names of the victims redacted) of the files?
July 18, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Where’s the whistleblower willing to leak the full unredacted (or at the most, the names of the victims redacted) of the files?
Reposted by Alan Heath
The moment Stephen Colbert said I don’t give a flying f**€k to Paramount and CBS.
July 18, 2025 at 5:02 AM
The moment Stephen Colbert said I don’t give a flying f**€k to Paramount and CBS.
Reposted by Alan Heath
This!
Time to level this shit up, Everyone.
Our assignment:
✅ ~12M people (3.5%) people on the streets regularly, peacefully protesting
✅ General strike—Shut. It. Down.
They’re hiring more ICE agents and building more camps, quickly.
Time to LEVEL UP our resistance.
Let July 17 be only the start…
Our assignment:
✅ ~12M people (3.5%) people on the streets regularly, peacefully protesting
✅ General strike—Shut. It. Down.
They’re hiring more ICE agents and building more camps, quickly.
Time to LEVEL UP our resistance.
Let July 17 be only the start…
July 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
This!