Red
@the1truered.bsky.social
Husband. Uncle. Ally.
Fuck 🧊. Free 🇵🇸. Go 🦅
Fuck 🧊. Free 🇵🇸. Go 🦅
Trying to remember ever getting a compliment 😂😭
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Trying to remember ever getting a compliment 😂😭
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I strongly support this kind of gloating, it’s good for everyone’s souls!
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I strongly support this kind of gloating, it’s good for everyone’s souls!
Then? Couldn't sleep. Now? Stupid ass bill paying work.
Why are you awake rn
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Then? Couldn't sleep. Now? Stupid ass bill paying work.
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This is not the future we were promised. rifftrax.com/the-humanoid
November 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This is not the future we were promised. rifftrax.com/the-humanoid
Mashed can go. If the others are made right, it would be a crime to eliminate them.
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Mashed can go. If the others are made right, it would be a crime to eliminate them.
Fried chicken. Anyone saying tacos or pizza is a narc. 😑
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Fried chicken. Anyone saying tacos or pizza is a narc. 😑
Get that cold toothpaste tf outta here
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Get that cold toothpaste tf outta here
So trump was selling chickens by day and choking them by night.
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
So trump was selling chickens by day and choking them by night.
I am not a fan of the new #OnePunchMan intro. Bring back the original!
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November 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I am not a fan of the new #OnePunchMan intro. Bring back the original!
6 ft.
Why would I?
Why would I?
Question 1:
How tall are you?
Are you lying?
How tall are you?
Are you lying?
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 AM
6 ft.
Why would I?
Why would I?
Apologies if this hazbin asked/answered - @amirtalai.bsky.social do you try to maintain a smile while recording Alastors lines?
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November 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Apologies if this hazbin asked/answered - @amirtalai.bsky.social do you try to maintain a smile while recording Alastors lines?
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That ride has SEEN some things
November 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
That ride has SEEN some things
I love Major League but man that movie did not age well. 😬
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November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I love Major League but man that movie did not age well. 😬
Those posts asking 'What movie have you seen more than 5 times?' make me laugh. Movie? You mean movieS. There isn't a movie that I've enjoyed, that I haven't seen more than 5 times.
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November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Those posts asking 'What movie have you seen more than 5 times?' make me laugh. Movie? You mean movieS. There isn't a movie that I've enjoyed, that I haven't seen more than 5 times.
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Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶
So you've been working here for over a year. Full time, at least 40 hours a week. But you still qualify for SNAP benefits?!
Me:
Me:
November 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
So you've been working here for over a year. Full time, at least 40 hours a week. But you still qualify for SNAP benefits?!
Me:
Me:
It's that time of year where I start begging my family to brine the turkey so the bird isn't as dry as a damn desert
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November 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It's that time of year where I start begging my family to brine the turkey so the bird isn't as dry as a damn desert
Look at this bullshit. Just got a notification about this job... that was posted 8 years ago! 🤬
November 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Look at this bullshit. Just got a notification about this job... that was posted 8 years ago! 🤬
My inner monologue, while providing exceptional customer service...
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October 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
My inner monologue, while providing exceptional customer service...
Just watched #HouseOfDynamite. Don't waste your time.
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October 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Just watched #HouseOfDynamite. Don't waste your time.
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We live in an episode of Veep
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
We live in an episode of Veep