CJ Kelsey
@thatmomtho.bsky.social
Aka That Mom Tho. Raising kids, writing things, making you laugh, being exhausted by it all
My favorite thing about me is how much I believe I deserve little treats for completing menial tasks
July 1, 2024 at 2:33 AM
My favorite thing about me is how much I believe I deserve little treats for completing menial tasks
no one:
my daughter watching the opening to the lion king: pennnnsylvaniaaaa
my daughter watching the opening to the lion king: pennnnsylvaniaaaa
February 11, 2024 at 4:12 AM
no one:
my daughter watching the opening to the lion king: pennnnsylvaniaaaa
my daughter watching the opening to the lion king: pennnnsylvaniaaaa
Pay enough attention to me so I know you care but don’t actually interact with me thanks
August 27, 2023 at 2:59 AM
Pay enough attention to me so I know you care but don’t actually interact with me thanks
I love parenting because I hate sleep and clean houses
August 20, 2023 at 10:57 PM
I love parenting because I hate sleep and clean houses
60 mins in an airport is the same amount of time as 3 minutes of commercials fight me
August 20, 2023 at 6:10 PM
60 mins in an airport is the same amount of time as 3 minutes of commercials fight me
The steak egg and cheese bagel is one of the reasons I’m now a pre diabetic
August 20, 2023 at 2:12 PM
The steak egg and cheese bagel is one of the reasons I’m now a pre diabetic
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Not marry, not fuck, not kill, but a secret fourth thing (rooting for you and loving you from afar for the entirety of both our lives)
August 11, 2023 at 6:40 PM
Not marry, not fuck, not kill, but a secret fourth thing (rooting for you and loving you from afar for the entirety of both our lives)
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A dry wedding is just like a regular wedding but with no reason to be there
July 31, 2023 at 4:32 PM
A dry wedding is just like a regular wedding but with no reason to be there
I didn’t know children could be old enough to eat $70 worth of sushi but still have to be told to flush the toilet after every use
July 24, 2023 at 2:46 AM
I didn’t know children could be old enough to eat $70 worth of sushi but still have to be told to flush the toilet after every use
giddy because my new frying pan is arriving today, adulting is stupid
July 21, 2023 at 3:53 PM
giddy because my new frying pan is arriving today, adulting is stupid
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You've heard of fomo get ready for fobi: fear of being included
July 21, 2023 at 2:29 AM
You've heard of fomo get ready for fobi: fear of being included
absolutely ✨glowing✨ because the phlebotomist told me my veins were very skinny
July 19, 2023 at 12:59 AM
absolutely ✨glowing✨ because the phlebotomist told me my veins were very skinny
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wife: its ruining date night
me: its ruining date night because you're letting it ruin date night
hitchhiker: just drop me off on the corner
me: its ruining date night because you're letting it ruin date night
hitchhiker: just drop me off on the corner
July 16, 2023 at 8:59 PM
wife: its ruining date night
me: its ruining date night because you're letting it ruin date night
hitchhiker: just drop me off on the corner
me: its ruining date night because you're letting it ruin date night
hitchhiker: just drop me off on the corner
you type matinee i read manatee. every time.
July 16, 2023 at 6:58 PM
you type matinee i read manatee. every time.
please tell me y’all won’t take me seriously here
July 16, 2023 at 3:24 PM
please tell me y’all won’t take me seriously here