🔞Simon "Thatch" Straumann🔞
@thatchsimon.bsky.social
Nightshift Guard, Attempted Artist, And Other things.
This account is definitely going to be 18+ 🔞 No Minors
This account is definitely going to be 18+ 🔞 No Minors
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I loke rediscovering other artists when I browse around. its like "OH ITS YOU! I REMEBER YOU"
-yoinks them into my bookmarks-
-yoinks them into my bookmarks-
January 17, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I loke rediscovering other artists when I browse around. its like "OH ITS YOU! I REMEBER YOU"
-yoinks them into my bookmarks-
-yoinks them into my bookmarks-
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Duckduckgo has a survey for pro/anti-AI and I cackled so hard at the (current) results
https://voteyesornoai.com
https://voteyesornoai.com
Are you YES AI or NO AI? Vote now.
Big Tech doesn't care if you want AI or not. They should.
voteyesornoai.com
January 16, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Duckduckgo has a survey for pro/anti-AI and I cackled so hard at the (current) results
https://voteyesornoai.com
https://voteyesornoai.com
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You shouldn't have to walk on eggshells with your friends.
January 16, 2026 at 11:13 PM
You shouldn't have to walk on eggshells with your friends.
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This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
Donate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie Weiss
Please support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son
www.gofundme.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
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Call your reps this January and tell them:
— NO to KOSA
— NO to Section 230 reform
— NO to the SCREEN Act
— NO to the App Store Accountability Act
— NO to the Parents Over Platforms Act
—NO “age verification” laws
—NO to digital ID systems
— NO to KOSA
— NO to Section 230 reform
— NO to the SCREEN Act
— NO to the App Store Accountability Act
— NO to the Parents Over Platforms Act
—NO “age verification” laws
—NO to digital ID systems
January 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Call your reps this January and tell them:
— NO to KOSA
— NO to Section 230 reform
— NO to the SCREEN Act
— NO to the App Store Accountability Act
— NO to the Parents Over Platforms Act
—NO “age verification” laws
—NO to digital ID systems
— NO to KOSA
— NO to Section 230 reform
— NO to the SCREEN Act
— NO to the App Store Accountability Act
— NO to the Parents Over Platforms Act
—NO “age verification” laws
—NO to digital ID systems
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For people that feel helpless, this period is so tough but there's ways to help for anyone. Go out there support Venezuelan ppl and artists living in it as they prepare for unpredictable times
Here is a starter pack of artists with commissions or donations open as well:
go.bsky.app/8daQmpX
Here is a starter pack of artists with commissions or donations open as well:
go.bsky.app/8daQmpX
January 4, 2026 at 1:01 PM
For people that feel helpless, this period is so tough but there's ways to help for anyone. Go out there support Venezuelan ppl and artists living in it as they prepare for unpredictable times
Here is a starter pack of artists with commissions or donations open as well:
go.bsky.app/8daQmpX
Here is a starter pack of artists with commissions or donations open as well:
go.bsky.app/8daQmpX
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2026 is going to be my year because i'm going to fucking force it to be.
January 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM
2026 is going to be my year because i'm going to fucking force it to be.
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Starting off 2026 HEAVY🏋️♀️
December 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Starting off 2026 HEAVY🏋️♀️
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I was just trying to play some Pokemon Snap...
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I was just trying to play some Pokemon Snap...
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A reminder about conduct:
December 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
A reminder about conduct:
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Good news! I We have enough for rent this month!
Bad news, I have to spend 500$ on Electric and Utilities by the 5th and I only have 400$ in my bank account.
I have commissions to help alleviate that but I could always use more!
Hit me up on Discord for an estimate!
Bad news, I have to spend 500$ on Electric and Utilities by the 5th and I only have 400$ in my bank account.
I have commissions to help alleviate that but I could always use more!
Hit me up on Discord for an estimate!
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Good news! I We have enough for rent this month!
Bad news, I have to spend 500$ on Electric and Utilities by the 5th and I only have 400$ in my bank account.
I have commissions to help alleviate that but I could always use more!
Hit me up on Discord for an estimate!
Bad news, I have to spend 500$ on Electric and Utilities by the 5th and I only have 400$ in my bank account.
I have commissions to help alleviate that but I could always use more!
Hit me up on Discord for an estimate!
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I'm opening Low-Poly Commissions! If you're interested, shoot me an e-mail.
I'll be choosing TWO then closing. I'll re-open when I finish them. Got questions? Just ask!
I'll be choosing TWO then closing. I'll re-open when I finish them. Got questions? Just ask!
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I'm opening Low-Poly Commissions! If you're interested, shoot me an e-mail.
I'll be choosing TWO then closing. I'll re-open when I finish them. Got questions? Just ask!
I'll be choosing TWO then closing. I'll re-open when I finish them. Got questions? Just ask!
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✨ New adopts available on my Ko-Fi! ✨
I will update when they find their homes ^u^
ko-fi.com/badtusk/shop
#adoptables #adopts #characteradopts #furryadopts #furryadoptables
I will update when they find their homes ^u^
ko-fi.com/badtusk/shop
#adoptables #adopts #characteradopts #furryadopts #furryadoptables
October 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
✨ New adopts available on my Ko-Fi! ✨
I will update when they find their homes ^u^
ko-fi.com/badtusk/shop
#adoptables #adopts #characteradopts #furryadopts #furryadoptables
I will update when they find their homes ^u^
ko-fi.com/badtusk/shop
#adoptables #adopts #characteradopts #furryadopts #furryadoptables
I'm not dead. Just playing a lot of Poké Leg ZA and Minecraft for my mental health instead of wallowing in the constant stream of terrible news.
So have some of my latest fits.
So have some of my latest fits.
October 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I'm not dead. Just playing a lot of Poké Leg ZA and Minecraft for my mental health instead of wallowing in the constant stream of terrible news.
So have some of my latest fits.
So have some of my latest fits.
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Any age verification bill being pitched on “protecting kids” that aims to block VPNs is just admitting that this was never about protecting kids to begin with. As if they’re the ones installing/using VPNs, shut the fuck up
October 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Any age verification bill being pitched on “protecting kids” that aims to block VPNs is just admitting that this was never about protecting kids to begin with. As if they’re the ones installing/using VPNs, shut the fuck up
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#SaveSpeech
If you're like me and you are struggling to contact your senators re: KOSA via their phone lines this week, I recommend attempting to send physical letters or emails in the meantime.
Here is a script you can use to contact your reps!
www.commoncause.org/find-your-re...
#SaveSpeech
If you're like me and you are struggling to contact your senators re: KOSA via their phone lines this week, I recommend attempting to send physical letters or emails in the meantime.
Here is a script you can use to contact your reps!
www.commoncause.org/find-your-re...
![Hi, my name is [NAME] and I’m a constituent from [LOCATION]
I'm messaging to demand [SENATOR] oppose S. 1748, the Kids Online Safety Act, also known as KOSA. This broad legislation does not protect anyone and instead will be used to block any speech that the Trump administration’s partisan FTC disagrees with. It pushes the “duty of care” onto websites and social media platforms to remove content that is “harmful to children”. It would lead to overcompliance, mass censorship, and remove access to crucial information re: everything from mental health, LGBT topics, substance abuse, eating disorders and more.
Additionally, while large, corporate platforms like X can shoulder the weight of “duty of care”, smaller websites cannot, leading to greater and greater concentrations of power online into giant corporate platforms rather than small and medium sized businesses.
KOSA will not make kids safer. It will make the internet more dangerous for anyone who relies on it to learn, connect, or speak freely. Lawmakers should reject it, and fast.
Thank you for your time and consideration.
IF SENATOR COSPONSORED KOSA: Additionally, I want to remark on [SENATOR]’s cosponsorship of this bill. I think it is shameful that [SENATOR] has backed a bill as transparently bad as KOSA. This will not keep kids safe, it is an excuse to censor the free and open internet. I will not be voting for nor donating to [SENATOR] in any future campaigns if they do not drop their co-sponsorship of this bill, and I will encourage everyone in my life to do the same.
Do the right thing.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:xawhcpoqu6pdxpp72fd43wuf/bafkreib65hm5kdos6y7hmzzg5pille43b6imitwgjf5exlupkcqyw6mgt4@jpeg)
October 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
#SaveSpeech
If you're like me and you are struggling to contact your senators re: KOSA via their phone lines this week, I recommend attempting to send physical letters or emails in the meantime.
Here is a script you can use to contact your reps!
www.commoncause.org/find-your-re...
#SaveSpeech
If you're like me and you are struggling to contact your senators re: KOSA via their phone lines this week, I recommend attempting to send physical letters or emails in the meantime.
Here is a script you can use to contact your reps!
www.commoncause.org/find-your-re...
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This is a great time to remind everyone that you should in fact, still be calling MasterCard, Visa, Stripe, and other payment processors to annoy the shit out of them.
Because I'll tell you right now, that shitheel? Not gonna have to worry about them accepting payment.
*Artists will.*
Because I'll tell you right now, that shitheel? Not gonna have to worry about them accepting payment.
*Artists will.*
October 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This is a great time to remind everyone that you should in fact, still be calling MasterCard, Visa, Stripe, and other payment processors to annoy the shit out of them.
Because I'll tell you right now, that shitheel? Not gonna have to worry about them accepting payment.
*Artists will.*
Because I'll tell you right now, that shitheel? Not gonna have to worry about them accepting payment.
*Artists will.*
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Two Bigger Commisions finished on stream.
But we now reached 79% of 5K!
Keep the commissions coming gang I'm so close to the goal!
But we now reached 79% of 5K!
Keep the commissions coming gang I'm so close to the goal!
October 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Two Bigger Commisions finished on stream.
But we now reached 79% of 5K!
Keep the commissions coming gang I'm so close to the goal!
But we now reached 79% of 5K!
Keep the commissions coming gang I'm so close to the goal!
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We all knew it was never about the porn. But if your normie bros wanna keep torrenting their marble and star worms they're gonna have to actually take the gooners seriously for once.
Buried in Michigan's antiporn bill is a provision to effectively outlaw "circumvention tools," such as VPNs.
Mark my words: legislators will increasingly leverage porn panic to restrict or ban VPNs, and to limit internet privacy far beyond adult sites.
Mark my words: legislators will increasingly leverage porn panic to restrict or ban VPNs, and to limit internet privacy far beyond adult sites.
Experts raise privacy concerns over Michigan bill targeting pornography and VPNs
Rep. Josh Schriver, the bill’s sponsor, says the law is designed to target only producers and distributors of pornography, not everyday internet users.
www.wilx.com
October 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
We all knew it was never about the porn. But if your normie bros wanna keep torrenting their marble and star worms they're gonna have to actually take the gooners seriously for once.
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October 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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I'm serious email your representatives and link this article RIGHT NOW
tell them this shit sucks and is going to put everyone's ID/data at risk to hackers online. the proof is right here
US- www.congress.gov/members/find...
EU- www.europarl.europa.eu/meps/en/home
CA- www.ourcommons.ca/members/en
tell them this shit sucks and is going to put everyone's ID/data at risk to hackers online. the proof is right here
US- www.congress.gov/members/find...
EU- www.europarl.europa.eu/meps/en/home
CA- www.ourcommons.ca/members/en
October 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I'm serious email your representatives and link this article RIGHT NOW
tell them this shit sucks and is going to put everyone's ID/data at risk to hackers online. the proof is right here
US- www.congress.gov/members/find...
EU- www.europarl.europa.eu/meps/en/home
CA- www.ourcommons.ca/members/en
tell them this shit sucks and is going to put everyone's ID/data at risk to hackers online. the proof is right here
US- www.congress.gov/members/find...
EU- www.europarl.europa.eu/meps/en/home
CA- www.ourcommons.ca/members/en
Didn't really think to take more in progress pics, but something I've been working on lately.
October 9, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Didn't really think to take more in progress pics, but something I've been working on lately.
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Finished afew commissions tonight, will do more later. Commissions are still open, I can't refuse work.
Thanks for the raids @brachyzoid.bsky.social @garukubluemoon.bsky.social.
Sorry to everyone who raided just at the end just to miss me. @sentypurr.bsky.social @theunexpectables.bsky.social
Thanks for the raids @brachyzoid.bsky.social @garukubluemoon.bsky.social.
Sorry to everyone who raided just at the end just to miss me. @sentypurr.bsky.social @theunexpectables.bsky.social
October 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Finished afew commissions tonight, will do more later. Commissions are still open, I can't refuse work.
Thanks for the raids @brachyzoid.bsky.social @garukubluemoon.bsky.social.
Sorry to everyone who raided just at the end just to miss me. @sentypurr.bsky.social @theunexpectables.bsky.social
Thanks for the raids @brachyzoid.bsky.social @garukubluemoon.bsky.social.
Sorry to everyone who raided just at the end just to miss me. @sentypurr.bsky.social @theunexpectables.bsky.social