🔞Simon "Thatch" Straumann🔞
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🔞Simon "Thatch" Straumann🔞
@thatchsimon.bsky.social
Nightshift Guard, Attempted Artist, And Other things.

This account is definitely going to be 18+ 🔞 No Minors
Reposted by 🔞Simon "Thatch" Straumann🔞
Call your reps this January and tell them:

— NO to KOSA
— NO to Section 230 reform
— NO to the SCREEN Act
— NO to the App Store Accountability Act
— NO to the Parents Over Platforms Act
—NO “age verification” laws
—NO to digital ID systems
January 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Dude, I wish I had all the money in the world to set you on your own feet away from all that. 😞
January 1, 2026 at 8:44 PM
What'd you have, dude?
December 26, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I just want to see and post wholesome smut, man. Life has enough "ow the edge" for me. While I do make it a point to AT LEAST repost messages I find important I come here as a getaway most times. Maybe it's lazy of me, but fuck. We all need a break here and there.
December 25, 2025 at 6:54 AM
You're cool, Mark. 🫂
December 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Jeez. Even when I did my paperwork for my DoD clearance I didn't have to answer some of these or give biometrics beyond fingerprints and photo. And this is all to just get a VISA!? The absolute lunacy...
December 12, 2025 at 9:23 AM
And that's why even if people think my best work is garbage I'd rather keep drawing by hand, foot or mouth than type in a prompt.
December 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
So stinkin' cute!
December 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
If I ever get into streaming I know who I'm coming to. Commenting to boost even if it isn't needed.
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Hoping the best for the missus, and you've got this dude!
October 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM