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Welcome Texas Lifestyle fans! This is the official home for all texas lifestyle content on bsky.app!
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Merry Christmas Bluesky! It is I, Sheldon Cooper!
Christmas is just around the corner, so get ready for Darwin Claus to evolve down the chimney!
November 6, 2024 at 3:54 AM
not sheldon.
Hello Dear Internet, It is Me, Sheldon Cooper, and I've come to inform all of you, my dear followers that the ship Angel Dust X Husk, aka "HuskerDust" is the BEST hazbin hotel ship. as you can clearly see in episode 4, with their musical number.
November 6, 2024 at 10:17 PM
@young-sheldon.bsky.social I can't believe. You are woke.
November 6, 2024 at 10:16 PM
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Mourning, Gonzobongos.
November 6, 2024 at 6:43 PM
@lunchlyofficial.bsky.social oh my god its mr. lunchly
November 6, 2024 at 6:49 PM
i cba to make a main account so sorry if you see "texas lifestyle liked your post" on something completely serious
November 5, 2024 at 8:58 PM
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Guys I just turned on the in app smellovision feature and wow someone needs to light a candle
November 5, 2024 at 7:42 PM
dont mean to be a buzzkill but i dont think i dont think his paws reach
Happy Sweet 16th Birthday to Elmo!

He is good, he is sweet, and he’s driving down the street! Beep beep!

#elmoments
November 5, 2024 at 7:39 PM
why am i funny to exclusively furries
November 5, 2024 at 7:32 PM
this platform is too woke. we need more texas.
November 5, 2024 at 5:55 PM
what. this is not texas lifestyle. you are fire.
Can these twitheads watch a real show for once? Honestly its appalling LMAO.
November 5, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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Hello #TexasLifestyle fans! We have decided to join #Bluesky. Our first few posts will be copy pastes from our #X / #Twitter
because we are funny like that
November 4, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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Quality control for every #Briskleyables meal
X Ray❌
Metal Detection❌
Contacting food experts long gone ✅
#TexasLifestyle #TexasLifestyleBriskleyables #Brisket
November 4, 2024 at 11:08 PM
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funny texas comic #8! yeah! #texaslifestyle #comics #funny #TEXAS
November 4, 2024 at 11:05 PM
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We here at #TexasLifestyle have decided to partner up with @sonyplaystation.bsky.social
in celebration of the launch of the new #PS5Pro to create a reason to buy the console!
Doesn't have a customized disk drive available. Suck my brisket.
#TexasLifestyleXPlaystation #TexasLifestylePS5Pro
November 4, 2024 at 11:06 PM
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INTRODUCING: #Briskleyables
A new competitor to #Lunchables and @lunchlyofficial.bsky.social has arrived! BRISKLEYABLES!
More to be revealed soon.
#TexasLifestyle #Lunchly #Lunchables #Texas #Brisket
November 4, 2024 at 11:07 PM
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Howdy Texans! What was your favorite moment in the @fortnite-game.bsky.social #chapter2remix trailer?
#Fortnite #TexasLifestyle #TexasLifestyleXFortnite
November 4, 2024 at 11:11 PM
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Experience Red Engineer's terrific Texan singing in our brand new music video, Isn't It Texas? youtu.be/vXqgJQgUFsc #TexasLifestyle
IT'S TEXAS, ISN'T IT? - RED ENGINEER feat. FIREWORK FREDDY, FROSTBEAR (TEXAS LIFESTYLE SONG)
YouTube video by Texas Lifestyle
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November 4, 2024 at 11:00 PM
whats a politic
in 125,000 simulations of the election, my statistical model predicted a narrow Harris win with 54.9% probability

however, the model also grouped a number of midwest & sunbelt into a new entity, known as “MEGA ARKANSAS” - an ominous prophecy which i am terrified may come to
November 5, 2024 at 4:02 PM
November 5, 2024 at 12:46 AM
write that down write that down!
If you didn't see it, Ubisoft released an NFT game clearly meant to release last year and a player basically immediately figured out an auto-win exploit and a way to force all matches to only go to them turning the game into one person's personal NFT mine and Ubi took the game offline

Going great
November 4, 2024 at 11:17 PM
thats my copy paste done i can be put to rest now
November 4, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Howdy Texans! What was your favorite moment in the @fortnite-game.bsky.social #chapter2remix trailer?
#Fortnite #TexasLifestyle #TexasLifestyleXFortnite
November 4, 2024 at 11:11 PM
November 4, 2024 at 11:08 PM