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David Hill
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Hi. Its me back on this account. I was hacked/scammed out of this account then they tried to scam mutuals by DM. Sorry if you got a weird DM from me, it wasn't me! Very funny that my alt account @realteuchterdavid.bsky.social is still blocked by this one
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Tonight's repeating punchline was "which witch is which"
Really looking forward to having 100 kids knocking on the door tonight with the same joke to tell 👍
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Lmao, Kenny MacAskill just defected to YP
They saw the rise and fall of the Alba party and thought yep I'll have some of that.
October 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Got steaming cause the clocks are going back.
October 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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I am once again promoting my patreon, where I now have tiers for physical prints and zines every month. I am taking this very seriously. I am taking a stand for art and laughter
www.patreon.com/MichaelKuppe...
October 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
October 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Had an absolutely brilliant morning coaching my daughter's u14 team. We won away 7-1 then got lunch on the way home to celebrate
October 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
🤭 looks like i made your party Scotland turn off replies
October 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Pooer Farty Scotland
October 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"Only water passes my lips,
only..beer passes my throat, hup"
Fall Sound

#fallfriday
Fall Sound
YouTube video by The Fall - Topic
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
October 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Went on a primary school trip with youngest daughter's class to whitelee wind farm today. Was actually pretty good but the bus there and back 🫤
October 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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As we await a verdict in the trial of Soldier F, another reminder that in 2010 the Bloody Sunday inquiry found

- the killings were unjustified
- none of the 14 dead (7 of whom were children) had guns
- no warnings were given
- no soldiers were under threat
- the troops were the first to open fire
October 23, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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I think Trump should demolish all of the White House
October 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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We survived the genocide in Gaza, but our dreams and ambitions did not. Everything was destroyed, but we still dream. Support us here to rebuild everything we lost and protect ourselves from the effects of this genocide.

chuffed.org/project/1389...
October 17, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I think Trump should demolish all of the White House
October 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
New t-shirt who dis
October 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Please give if you can afford
I survived gaza gencide, but I came out to find that everything I knew my home, my work, my city is gone.
Starting again feels impossible, but I’m trying.

If you can, please help me rebuild my life even the smallest support means the world to me.
repost = rebuild

chuffed.org/project/1389...
Help Jamal’s family leave the war zone and rebuild their life!
Hi my loves! My name is Caroline, and I created this fundraiser to help Jamal support his family as they fight to survive the genocide in Gaza, evacuate to safety, and eventually rebuild their lives f...
chuffed.org
October 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The final wall. Still got shitloads of grouting to do
October 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Had a wee bit of a scary experience last night. Eldest daughter was supposed to be at a sleepover but called to get picked up cause she was coming out in a rash. It covered her body and she started struggling with breathing. Clearly an allergic reaction. Trip to a&e until 2.30am but luckily...
October 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Yer Da is going to divorce yer Ma to be with his chatgpt girlfriend
October 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Victoria by The Fall (originally by The Kinks)
October 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Bad day for the prime minister
October 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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ad hominem, do do do do do
ad hominem, do do do do
October 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM