Got steaming cause the clocks are going back.
October 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Got steaming cause the clocks are going back.
🤭 looks like i made your party Scotland turn off replies
October 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
🤭 looks like i made your party Scotland turn off replies
Went on a primary school trip with youngest daughter's class to whitelee wind farm today. Was actually pretty good but the bus there and back 🫤
October 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Went on a primary school trip with youngest daughter's class to whitelee wind farm today. Was actually pretty good but the bus there and back 🫤
I think Trump should demolish all of the White House
October 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I think Trump should demolish all of the White House
New t-shirt who dis
October 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
New t-shirt who dis
The final wall. Still got shitloads of grouting to do
October 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The final wall. Still got shitloads of grouting to do
Bad day for the prime minister
October 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Bad day for the prime minister
The girls I coach took this pic of me at our match earlier today (4-4 draw) and have now set it as the background of their group chat
October 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The girls I coach took this pic of me at our match earlier today (4-4 draw) and have now set it as the background of their group chat
*Shameless proud Da post*
Check out my daughter's lovely turn and through ball
Check out my daughter's lovely turn and through ball
October 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
*Shameless proud Da post*
Check out my daughter's lovely turn and through ball
Check out my daughter's lovely turn and through ball
Pished after belated birthday drinks with my pal.
October 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Pished after belated birthday drinks with my pal.
Nice new kicks from my eldest daughter too
October 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Nice new kicks from my eldest daughter too
Got classic "yer Da" moccasin style slippers for my birthday
October 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Got classic "yer Da" moccasin style slippers for my birthday
Aye for the 2nd night they just announced. Original presale sold out very quickly. (Deleted my original reply cause I accidentally included too many details in my screenshot)
October 1, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Aye for the 2nd night they just announced. Original presale sold out very quickly. (Deleted my original reply cause I accidentally included too many details in my screenshot)
Shitting yourself after too many beers, telling your neighbours to fuck off, that's real Britain
September 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Shitting yourself after too many beers, telling your neighbours to fuck off, that's real Britain
This world cup is a worse idea than Qatar. Going to be a disaster
September 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
This world cup is a worse idea than Qatar. Going to be a disaster
Teddy seems to be making a habit of catching Robins. I found him harassing this one in the living room. Managed to let it out the window but not before it lost a few tail feathers
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Teddy seems to be making a habit of catching Robins. I found him harassing this one in the living room. Managed to let it out the window but not before it lost a few tail feathers
Everyone say hi to Miffy (my mate's dog)
September 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Everyone say hi to Miffy (my mate's dog)