TessThe5th
@tessthe5th.bsky.social
31 • She/Her
Video Game Reviewer/Essayist
youtube.com/@TessThe5th
Socials & email can be found here ➡️ linktr.ee/TessThe5th
Video Game Reviewer/Essayist
youtube.com/@TessThe5th
Socials & email can be found here ➡️ linktr.ee/TessThe5th
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TessThe5th
@tessthe5th.bsky.social
· Jul 12
Don't know how it happened, but my discord account got hacked. I have access to it again as of now. Wild considering I have an authenticator on my account supposedly, but it is what it is unfortunately.
Gonna change my authenticator in the meantime. Sorry for the inconvenience cuz of some weirdo.
Gonna change my authenticator in the meantime. Sorry for the inconvenience cuz of some weirdo.
I have been up like a madman this entire weekend working on scripts for 5 Expedition 33 videos.
I am one line of coke removed from feeling like Stephen King
I am one line of coke removed from feeling like Stephen King
January 12, 2026 at 9:40 AM
I have been up like a madman this entire weekend working on scripts for 5 Expedition 33 videos.
I am one line of coke removed from feeling like Stephen King
I am one line of coke removed from feeling like Stephen King
Did not think I would get hooked on a dating sim in 2026 but here I am lol. Puns & character designs will always be my weakness. Also it's funny asf.
My faves so far: Keyes (the piano), Berry (the bed), Tyrell (a towel), Harper (clothes hamper) & Dirk (dirty clothes)
🎮: #DateEverything!
My faves so far: Keyes (the piano), Berry (the bed), Tyrell (a towel), Harper (clothes hamper) & Dirk (dirty clothes)
🎮: #DateEverything!
January 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Did not think I would get hooked on a dating sim in 2026 but here I am lol. Puns & character designs will always be my weakness. Also it's funny asf.
My faves so far: Keyes (the piano), Berry (the bed), Tyrell (a towel), Harper (clothes hamper) & Dirk (dirty clothes)
🎮: #DateEverything!
My faves so far: Keyes (the piano), Berry (the bed), Tyrell (a towel), Harper (clothes hamper) & Dirk (dirty clothes)
🎮: #DateEverything!
✨ New year, more peace ✨
January 5, 2026 at 3:25 AM
✨ New year, more peace ✨
Done with my final game review for 2025. This game is one hell of a gem that's more than deserving of Game of the Year. Very happy to play it, very sad to finish it.
Anyways here's my review for #Expedition33 and my first time doing a premiere on YouTube, so come join!
💻 youtu.be/ccRM6rmzVmQ?...
Anyways here's my review for #Expedition33 and my first time doing a premiere on YouTube, so come join!
💻 youtu.be/ccRM6rmzVmQ?...
GOTY? Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Says Yes | Review
YouTube video by TessThe5th
youtu.be
December 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Done with my final game review for 2025. This game is one hell of a gem that's more than deserving of Game of the Year. Very happy to play it, very sad to finish it.
Anyways here's my review for #Expedition33 and my first time doing a premiere on YouTube, so come join!
💻 youtu.be/ccRM6rmzVmQ?...
Anyways here's my review for #Expedition33 and my first time doing a premiere on YouTube, so come join!
💻 youtu.be/ccRM6rmzVmQ?...
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Wishing you all the happiest of holidays, from our painted family to yours ❤️❤️
- The Expedition 33 Team!!
Artwork made by Nicholas Maxson-Francombe, Art Director.
- The Expedition 33 Team!!
Artwork made by Nicholas Maxson-Francombe, Art Director.
December 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Wishing you all the happiest of holidays, from our painted family to yours ❤️❤️
- The Expedition 33 Team!!
Artwork made by Nicholas Maxson-Francombe, Art Director.
- The Expedition 33 Team!!
Artwork made by Nicholas Maxson-Francombe, Art Director.
I vividly remember waking up one Christmas Eve or Christmas Day with snow on the ground as a kid, so the fact it is 74 degrees rn is hard to comprehend as an adult
December 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I vividly remember waking up one Christmas Eve or Christmas Day with snow on the ground as a kid, so the fact it is 74 degrees rn is hard to comprehend as an adult
This already has a game??!!!!!
...Lemme play as my boy Jabber. I'm tryna see sumn
...Lemme play as my boy Jabber. I'm tryna see sumn
Gachiakuta: The Game Announced With A Reveal Trailer
Read more: www.consolecreatures.com/gachiakuta-t...
Read more: www.consolecreatures.com/gachiakuta-t...
Gachiakuta: The Game Announced With A Reveal Trailer | Console Creatures
Gachiakuta is getting a video game adaption.
www.consolecreatures.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:35 AM
This already has a game??!!!!!
...Lemme play as my boy Jabber. I'm tryna see sumn
...Lemme play as my boy Jabber. I'm tryna see sumn
This movie got early 2000s, straight to DVD, your high school mythology teacher is putting this on to wrap up the end of the Greek mythology section of the syllabus, energy. Only thing that's missing is Brad Pitt.
The debut trailer for Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey has revealed a first look at characters played by Tom Holland, Anne Hathaway, and Matt Damon.
Watch it here: bit.ly/4aplQYH (1/2)
Watch it here: bit.ly/4aplQYH (1/2)
December 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This movie got early 2000s, straight to DVD, your high school mythology teacher is putting this on to wrap up the end of the Greek mythology section of the syllabus, energy. Only thing that's missing is Brad Pitt.
He finally fought an actual boxer who is actively competing???
LMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO Lemme go find the highlights
LMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO Lemme go find the highlights
December 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
He finally fought an actual boxer who is actively competing???
LMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO Lemme go find the highlights
LMAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO Lemme go find the highlights
Mans said "We don't use genAI to create concept art. We're using genAI as a reference to create concept art!"
....You're still using genAI to create concept art. Like what lmaooooo
....You're still using genAI to create concept art. Like what lmaooooo
December 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Mans said "We don't use genAI to create concept art. We're using genAI as a reference to create concept art!"
....You're still using genAI to create concept art. Like what lmaooooo
....You're still using genAI to create concept art. Like what lmaooooo
This game snuck under the radar a bit since it came out near the end of the year. Highly recommend. Funny asf with decent gameplay that extends beyond what narrative choice based games can do, funny asf, and has a great narrative abt reforming villains into heroes.
Did I mention it's funny asf 😂
Did I mention it's funny asf 😂
'Dispatch' is coming to Nintendo Switch 1 & 2 on January 29th 2026. Already on PS5 and PC.
www.gematsu.com/2025/12/disp...
www.gematsu.com/2025/12/disp...
December 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
This game snuck under the radar a bit since it came out near the end of the year. Highly recommend. Funny asf with decent gameplay that extends beyond what narrative choice based games can do, funny asf, and has a great narrative abt reforming villains into heroes.
Did I mention it's funny asf 😂
Did I mention it's funny asf 😂
Live with #TheGameAwards with cousin @mcmoblin.bsky.social returning once again!!! We laughed, we cried, and we YAPPED while watching Geoff and Kojima make out. This year, we return to commentate it all again.
Get it in here ➡️ twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Get it in here ➡️ twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
December 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Live with #TheGameAwards with cousin @mcmoblin.bsky.social returning once again!!! We laughed, we cried, and we YAPPED while watching Geoff and Kojima make out. This year, we return to commentate it all again.
Get it in here ➡️ twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Get it in here ➡️ twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Always excited to geek out with my favorite cousin!!! Like last year's, I know a time will be had. 🎊
Time for ANOTHER Game Awards! Tonight I have guest @tessthe5th.bsky.social Back again! This time to make the night EVEN better!
twitch.tv/mcmoblin
twitch.tv/mcmoblin
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
December 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Always excited to geek out with my favorite cousin!!! Like last year's, I know a time will be had. 🎊
Reposted by TessThe5th
Time for ANOTHER Game Awards! Tonight I have guest @tessthe5th.bsky.social Back again! This time to make the night EVEN better!
twitch.tv/mcmoblin
twitch.tv/mcmoblin
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
December 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Time for ANOTHER Game Awards! Tonight I have guest @tessthe5th.bsky.social Back again! This time to make the night EVEN better!
twitch.tv/mcmoblin
twitch.tv/mcmoblin
Finally finished Expedition 33.
Yeah nah, that game is undeniably GOTY.
Yeah nah, that game is undeniably GOTY.
December 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Finally finished Expedition 33.
Yeah nah, that game is undeniably GOTY.
Yeah nah, that game is undeniably GOTY.
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
It's that time of the year. My job's Thanksgiving potluck 🥲
I'm convinced that this Thanksgiving potluck is my annual humiliation ritual
I'm convinced that this Thanksgiving potluck is my annual humiliation ritual
a man with a beard wearing a pink shirt looks at the camera
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a pink shirt looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It's that time of the year. My job's Thanksgiving potluck 🥲
I'm convinced that this Thanksgiving potluck is my annual humiliation ritual
I'm convinced that this Thanksgiving potluck is my annual humiliation ritual
ROGUE AND MY MAN, REMY LEBEAU?!!!
Aight, it's time to come back to Rivals
Aight, it's time to come back to Rivals
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
ROGUE AND MY MAN, REMY LEBEAU?!!!
Aight, it's time to come back to Rivals
Aight, it's time to come back to Rivals
I will never trust a "communication is key" mfer ever again because they are always impressively fucking horrible at communicating lmaooo
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I will never trust a "communication is key" mfer ever again because they are always impressively fucking horrible at communicating lmaooo
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Zohran Mamdani has won the mayor election for New York City.
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Zohran Mamdani has won the mayor election for New York City.
Live w/ #LittleNightmares. Owned the game for a while, figured Spooktober was the best time to actually give this game a try for the first time.
Pull up if you wanna -- twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Pull up if you wanna -- twitch.tv/TessThe5th
October 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Live w/ #LittleNightmares. Owned the game for a while, figured Spooktober was the best time to actually give this game a try for the first time.
Pull up if you wanna -- twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Pull up if you wanna -- twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Between this happening & the fiasco with CrowdStrike/Microsoft Windows that caused those airport outages last year, it's incidents like these that serve as a reminder why monopolies should not be a thing if all it takes is a hiccup from ONE company to knock alot of societal structures out of order.
Recovery is now in progress after an Amazon Web Services outage knocked out several websites, social media networks, and video games, including Roblox and Fortnite. bit.ly/4obeSKE
October 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Between this happening & the fiasco with CrowdStrike/Microsoft Windows that caused those airport outages last year, it's incidents like these that serve as a reminder why monopolies should not be a thing if all it takes is a hiccup from ONE company to knock alot of societal structures out of order.
THE RAGGEDIEST PILE OF FUCKING GARBAGE RELEASED THIS YR.
DOGSHIT SERVERS THAT'S BEEN KICKING ME OFFLINE THE PAST TWO DAYS, JANKY HITBOXES, & MONSTER FIGHTS THAT FEELS LIKE I'M FIGHTING THAT COUSIN WHO ONLY SPAMS ONE BUTTON WHEN THEY COME OVER TO PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT ON THANKSGIVING.
FUCK THIS GAME.
DOGSHIT SERVERS THAT'S BEEN KICKING ME OFFLINE THE PAST TWO DAYS, JANKY HITBOXES, & MONSTER FIGHTS THAT FEELS LIKE I'M FIGHTING THAT COUSIN WHO ONLY SPAMS ONE BUTTON WHEN THEY COME OVER TO PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT ON THANKSGIVING.
FUCK THIS GAME.
October 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
THE RAGGEDIEST PILE OF FUCKING GARBAGE RELEASED THIS YR.
DOGSHIT SERVERS THAT'S BEEN KICKING ME OFFLINE THE PAST TWO DAYS, JANKY HITBOXES, & MONSTER FIGHTS THAT FEELS LIKE I'M FIGHTING THAT COUSIN WHO ONLY SPAMS ONE BUTTON WHEN THEY COME OVER TO PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT ON THANKSGIVING.
FUCK THIS GAME.
DOGSHIT SERVERS THAT'S BEEN KICKING ME OFFLINE THE PAST TWO DAYS, JANKY HITBOXES, & MONSTER FIGHTS THAT FEELS LIKE I'M FIGHTING THAT COUSIN WHO ONLY SPAMS ONE BUTTON WHEN THEY COME OVER TO PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT ON THANKSGIVING.
FUCK THIS GAME.
Live with #MHWilds Omega raids. At least this time, my friends are getting mollywhopped along with meeeeeeeeeeeee 🤪
twitch.tv/TessThe5th
twitch.tv/TessThe5th
October 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Live with #MHWilds Omega raids. At least this time, my friends are getting mollywhopped along with meeeeeeeeeeeee 🤪
twitch.tv/TessThe5th
twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Home and finally catching up on the multitude of announcement that's been #TGS2025 #TokyoGameShow this week, especially with today.
Live with the RGG Direct, Capcom Showcase, & Sony State of Play!
twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Live with the RGG Direct, Capcom Showcase, & Sony State of Play!
twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Twitch
Twitch is the world
twitch.tv
September 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Home and finally catching up on the multitude of announcement that's been #TGS2025 #TokyoGameShow this week, especially with today.
Live with the RGG Direct, Capcom Showcase, & Sony State of Play!
twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Live with the RGG Direct, Capcom Showcase, & Sony State of Play!
twitch.tv/TessThe5th