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TessThe5th
@tessthe5th.bsky.social
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Video Game Reviewer/Essayist
youtube.com/@TessThe5th
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Live w/ #LittleNightmares. Owned the game for a while, figured Spooktober was the best time to actually give this game a try for the first time.

Pull up if you wanna -- twitch.tv/TessThe5th
October 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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THE RAGGEDIEST PILE OF FUCKING GARBAGE RELEASED THIS YR.

DOGSHIT SERVERS THAT'S BEEN KICKING ME OFFLINE THE PAST TWO DAYS, JANKY HITBOXES, & MONSTER FIGHTS THAT FEELS LIKE I'M FIGHTING THAT COUSIN WHO ONLY SPAMS ONE BUTTON WHEN THEY COME OVER TO PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT ON THANKSGIVING.

FUCK THIS GAME.
October 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Live with #MHWilds Omega raids. At least this time, my friends are getting mollywhopped along with meeeeeeeeeeeee 🤪

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October 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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I'm not one for horror games at all. But during Steam's Next Fest, the demo for this game gave me a shotgun & the power to deduce who is human and who wants to eat me and I was sold. Glad to see it's finally released!

Live w/ @trioskaz.bsky.social 's new game, #NoImNotAHuman

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A seemingly malformed human male stands in the threshold of a door, intrusively entering inside a home. To the left of him is the title of the game called, "No, I'm Not A Human" and in the corner is the logo of the company who created the game. Their name is Trioskaz.
September 20, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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*sees the Celesteela card I already own*

Me: "Ah here we go. Get ready for disappointment."

The next four cards:

(I am lowkey battling a particle of spit I accidentally sucked in from the shock as I type this)
July 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Oh the racist MAGA clown who blocked the one chance WWF/E wrestlers had at forming a union by going behind Jesse Ventura's back to Vince MacMahon who threatened these wrestlers to drop the union talks or be fired?

I hope he enjoys his VIP lounge in hell.
July 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Once again lmaooo
July 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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We were doing so well as new cub scouts, getting praised by our expert cub scout, until @yoshitv.bsky.social flew too close to the ground 😅 #Peak
July 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Don't know what's been in the waters this week but every day, I've gotten at least one banger on #PTCP. The best of this week with the shiny Articuno (my favorite of the legendary birds) obtained literally 10 minutes ago 😭😭😭
July 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Testing the PEAK of my friendships with Peak.

(Pic.: Me staring down @glxtchvt.bsky.social he a little too happy despite wearing these tight ass shorts & an 8-teeth smile. Might betray me)

Live! ▶️ twitch.tv/TessThe5th
July 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Got into Hiatus Kaiyote about a year and some change after first getting into Anderson .Paak when his first album released & the way my drop jaw when I recognized "Molasses" from .Paak sampling it in "Without You."

@stillnaima.bsky.social
June 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Me for the past two days trying to calm my brain overthinking at the speed of an Altima with mismatched doors traveling on I-240:
June 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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It's that time of the year for my annual retro #JRPG playthrough! This year I picked #FinalFantasyVI . Roughly 10 hours in & the vibes of this one are so different from other FFs I played. I like that though. Keeps me on my toes 😏

Going live & resuming from finding Terra! ▶️ twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Title art for Final Fantasy VI (Pixel Remaster version). The cover art is a silouette of Terra riding a Magitek armor, the shadow colored with a red gradient starting from the bottom up. In front of the silouette are the main characters who comprise of the game's canon party members lined up. The line from left to right: Terra, Locke, Edgar, Sabin, Celes, and Setzer.
June 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Weekend's here & plenty of demos to try out during Steam's Next Fest!! Gonna be trying out these four games that caught my eyes! #SteamNextFest #gaming

🔥 ⚔️ Burning Sword: Death Sun
😈 🎸 Devil Jam
💀 🕺 Dead as Disco
🚷 👽 No, I'm Not a Human

Starting @ 4pm CST!! Come hang ▶️ twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Title art for Burning Sword: Death Sun. Main character is dressed in traditional Chinese wuxia garments, holding a two fingered hand sign perpendicular from his chest, and looks focused. His wavy hair half worn in a ponytail with wavy bangs, one of which a white strip of hair. Title art for Devil Jam. The main character is wearing a black spiked wristband with rings with matching black belt, pants, and undershirt. A white tattered tanktop with a red pentagram is over the black undershirt. He's holding a battle ready stance, holding his red guitar behind his body and a cocky look on his face that's as rebellious as his natural blone mohawk as one eyed bats fly behind him. Title art for "Dead as Disco." A closeup of a skeleton fashioned from the sparkly panels of a disco ball wearing a flashy pair of sunglasses with the title name displayed on the left side and a funky silhouette of the main character, holding his fist in the air whilst clenching a drum stick, occupies the right side of the sunglasses. Title art for "No, I'm Not a Human." The artwork depicts anomalous human-like creature staring ahead, as if asking to be let inside someone's home. In the background is a town shrouded in the night, a tealish green tint setting the haunting tone of this artwork.
June 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Time clock broke down earlier this morning.

The lady who does payroll told me she got me.

I'm leaving two hours early with a full day's pay.

Lakers in 5.
A picture of Tom the cat from "Tom & Jerry" with a devilish grin on his face and a pointed leg sticking out from the door that suggests he's up to something sneaky.
June 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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From the way them kids stayed calling out Brad Pitt for being a shitty dad when they got older on top of him being a shitty abuser to Angelina...to Nicki out here ten toes down for her rapist husband by harassing the victim. This is a masterclass in a lyric not aging well AT ALL
May 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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April 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Filling in for the Grim Reaper until he gets back from his two week vacation touring Western Europe.

🔴Live with Death and Taxes ▶️ twitch.tv/TessThe5th
March 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Continuing my playthough of getting thrown into a murder accusation by Greek gods along with getting dragged into their personal mess all delivered through the form of singing.

Live 🔴 twitch.tv/TessThe5th
A picture showing part of the ensemble for a game titled "Stray Gods: The Roleplaying Musical."
March 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Never been one to venture into musicals that much, but add the messiness that is the Greek gods and turn it into a video game???? 😳

Now you got my attention. Live with Stray Gods: The Roleplaying Musical!

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March 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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I fear I might have a new addiction.
A vampire stares directly ahead, behind him a blood red full moon as red as his glowing eyes with a flock of bats flying in the distance.
March 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Picking up where I left off in Twin Mirror!! For a game made by the same team as Life is Strange, this game is an underlooked and underrated gem so far.

Live on twitch. Come get cozy ▶️ twitch.tv/TessThe5th
Promotional key art for a video game called "Twin Mirror" The profile of the main character takes up most of the left space while the right half depicts a broken mirror, within its fragments a car and the lower portion of another male's face.
March 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Idc idc idc. Montoya is my goat lmfaooooooo 💀
February 21, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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My philosophy going into Monster Hunter Wilds as a gunlance/greatsword/hammer girlie in 2 weeks:
February 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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These four will never leave my rotation. 🎧
Metaphor: Refantazio. Final Fantasy VII Remake Trilogy. Pictured above is key art for the second game of the trilogy released, Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth. The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles. Jet Set Radio Future.
February 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM