Magnus Kvernberg
@terrordog.bsky.social
Father, gooner and gamer ❤️
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Granit Xhaka is the signing of the season and it isn’t close.
December 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Granit Xhaka is the signing of the season and it isn’t close.
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What an obsequious, toadying, servile, brown-nosing, corrupt little cunt Gianni Infantino is.
The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.
Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.
The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.
Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
What an obsequious, toadying, servile, brown-nosing, corrupt little cunt Gianni Infantino is.
The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.
Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.
The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.
Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.
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Weirdly, I think too many Arsenal fans are too focused on the prizes at the end that they’re forgetting to enjoy the moment & the journey.
No guarantee we’ll actually win anything but we are actually brilliant right now.
No guarantee we’ll actually win anything but we are actually brilliant right now.
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Weirdly, I think too many Arsenal fans are too focused on the prizes at the end that they’re forgetting to enjoy the moment & the journey.
No guarantee we’ll actually win anything but we are actually brilliant right now.
No guarantee we’ll actually win anything but we are actually brilliant right now.
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The amount of people who just want to suck all the joy out of football is so aggrivating. Every Arsenal fan is keenly aware that titles aren’t handed out in November. But we’re watching our team blossom into something truly special. So yeah, we’re gonna enjoy it. So kindly fuck off.
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
The amount of people who just want to suck all the joy out of football is so aggrivating. Every Arsenal fan is keenly aware that titles aren’t handed out in November. But we’re watching our team blossom into something truly special. So yeah, we’re gonna enjoy it. So kindly fuck off.
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A lot of people who anointed Liverpool champions in September suddenly don’t think it means anything to be the best team in Europe in November.
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
A lot of people who anointed Liverpool champions in September suddenly don’t think it means anything to be the best team in Europe in November.
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That second half from Arsenal was fucking sensational. As good as you could possibly hope to put in against a team as good as this.
Bossed it 100%. Madueke with his first goal, and then Martinelli, no less than we deserved. And Bayern offered NOTHING after the break.
Hello Europe, we're Arsenal
Bossed it 100%. Madueke with his first goal, and then Martinelli, no less than we deserved. And Bayern offered NOTHING after the break.
Hello Europe, we're Arsenal
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
That second half from Arsenal was fucking sensational. As good as you could possibly hope to put in against a team as good as this.
Bossed it 100%. Madueke with his first goal, and then Martinelli, no less than we deserved. And Bayern offered NOTHING after the break.
Hello Europe, we're Arsenal
Bossed it 100%. Madueke with his first goal, and then Martinelli, no less than we deserved. And Bayern offered NOTHING after the break.
Hello Europe, we're Arsenal
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Cristiano Ronaldo has magically had his ban reduced so he can start the World Cup. There is no precedent...but then he met the President. How depressing...
Column:
inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
Column:
inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
Cristiano Ronaldo's World Cup reprieve stinks
Portugal star’s magic non-ban is depressingly inevitable
inews.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Cristiano Ronaldo has magically had his ban reduced so he can start the World Cup. There is no precedent...but then he met the President. How depressing...
Column:
inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
Column:
inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
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Fascinating how slapping a work colleague is fine, good even, in football.
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Fascinating how slapping a work colleague is fine, good even, in football.
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In order to distract from stories that he associated with a known sex offender, Donald Trump met with Cristiano Ronaldo
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
In order to distract from stories that he associated with a known sex offender, Donald Trump met with Cristiano Ronaldo
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I have not missed this feeling
November 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I have not missed this feeling
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Happy Sheikh Mansour Day to all those who celebrate.
It is now 1,000 days since Manchester City were charged by the Premier League.
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Happy Sheikh Mansour Day to all those who celebrate.
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Ladies & gentlemen.
We got him
🥚
We got him
🥚
October 31, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Ladies & gentlemen.
We got him
🥚
We got him
🥚
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“We are not a team – that I see a lot in football – that go to the floor pretending…”
Sure, Arne, sure…
Sure, Arne, sure…
October 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
“We are not a team – that I see a lot in football – that go to the floor pretending…”
Sure, Arne, sure…
Sure, Arne, sure…
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"defender makes a challenge and plays the ball, therefore no foul"
HOW THE FUCK DO THE FUCKING REFEREES NOT KNOW THE LAWS OF THE GAME?
THERE IS NO FUCKING LAW THAT SAYS YOU CANNOT COMMIT A FOUL IF YOU TOUCH THE BALL.
HOW THE FUCK DO THE FUCKING REFEREES NOT KNOW THE LAWS OF THE GAME?
THERE IS NO FUCKING LAW THAT SAYS YOU CANNOT COMMIT A FOUL IF YOU TOUCH THE BALL.
October 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"defender makes a challenge and plays the ball, therefore no foul"
HOW THE FUCK DO THE FUCKING REFEREES NOT KNOW THE LAWS OF THE GAME?
THERE IS NO FUCKING LAW THAT SAYS YOU CANNOT COMMIT A FOUL IF YOU TOUCH THE BALL.
HOW THE FUCK DO THE FUCKING REFEREES NOT KNOW THE LAWS OF THE GAME?
THERE IS NO FUCKING LAW THAT SAYS YOU CANNOT COMMIT A FOUL IF YOU TOUCH THE BALL.
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50 – Games taken to reach 50 senior international goals (select players):
Erling Haaland (Norway) – 46
Harry Kane (England) – 71
Neymar (Brazil) – 74
Kylian Mbappé (France) – 90
Robert Lewandowski (Poland) - 90
Lionel Messi (Argentina) – 107
Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal) – 114
Colossal.
Erling Haaland (Norway) – 46
Harry Kane (England) – 71
Neymar (Brazil) – 74
Kylian Mbappé (France) – 90
Robert Lewandowski (Poland) - 90
Lionel Messi (Argentina) – 107
Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal) – 114
Colossal.
October 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
50 – Games taken to reach 50 senior international goals (select players):
Erling Haaland (Norway) – 46
Harry Kane (England) – 71
Neymar (Brazil) – 74
Kylian Mbappé (France) – 90
Robert Lewandowski (Poland) - 90
Lionel Messi (Argentina) – 107
Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal) – 114
Colossal.
Erling Haaland (Norway) – 46
Harry Kane (England) – 71
Neymar (Brazil) – 74
Kylian Mbappé (France) – 90
Robert Lewandowski (Poland) - 90
Lionel Messi (Argentina) – 107
Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal) – 114
Colossal.
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Uefa and Fifa’s failure to sanction the Israel Football Association is a moral and political failure.
By @ncgeehan.bsky.social and @antoineduval.bsky.social
josimarfootball.com/2025/10/06/m...
By @ncgeehan.bsky.social and @antoineduval.bsky.social
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More political theatre while Gaza burns - josimarfootball.com
Uefa and Fifa’s failure to sanction the Israel Football Association is a moral and political failure.
josimarfootball.com
October 6, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Uefa and Fifa’s failure to sanction the Israel Football Association is a moral and political failure.
By @ncgeehan.bsky.social and @antoineduval.bsky.social
josimarfootball.com/2025/10/06/m...
By @ncgeehan.bsky.social and @antoineduval.bsky.social
josimarfootball.com/2025/10/06/m...
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Man City
Won 6 of the last 8 PL’s.
Have the worlds best manager, most prolific striker, best DM & now best GK.
Have the 2nd most expensively assembled squad (because Chelsea 🙄).
Average fee per player is £18.5m more than Arsenal’s.
No excuses for Arsenal.
Won 6 of the last 8 PL’s.
Have the worlds best manager, most prolific striker, best DM & now best GK.
Have the 2nd most expensively assembled squad (because Chelsea 🙄).
Average fee per player is £18.5m more than Arsenal’s.
No excuses for Arsenal.
October 6, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Man City
Won 6 of the last 8 PL’s.
Have the worlds best manager, most prolific striker, best DM & now best GK.
Have the 2nd most expensively assembled squad (because Chelsea 🙄).
Average fee per player is £18.5m more than Arsenal’s.
No excuses for Arsenal.
Won 6 of the last 8 PL’s.
Have the worlds best manager, most prolific striker, best DM & now best GK.
Have the 2nd most expensively assembled squad (because Chelsea 🙄).
Average fee per player is £18.5m more than Arsenal’s.
No excuses for Arsenal.
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Liverpool
Won the other 2 of last 8 PL’s.
Have last seasons top scorer & signed 2nd top for a record transfer fee, worlds best CB & GK.
Are the current champions & have won 5 trophies since Arsenal last won anything.
Average fee per player £7.9m more than Arsenal’s.
No excuses for Arsenal.
Won the other 2 of last 8 PL’s.
Have last seasons top scorer & signed 2nd top for a record transfer fee, worlds best CB & GK.
Are the current champions & have won 5 trophies since Arsenal last won anything.
Average fee per player £7.9m more than Arsenal’s.
No excuses for Arsenal.
October 6, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Liverpool
Won the other 2 of last 8 PL’s.
Have last seasons top scorer & signed 2nd top for a record transfer fee, worlds best CB & GK.
Are the current champions & have won 5 trophies since Arsenal last won anything.
Average fee per player £7.9m more than Arsenal’s.
No excuses for Arsenal.
Won the other 2 of last 8 PL’s.
Have last seasons top scorer & signed 2nd top for a record transfer fee, worlds best CB & GK.
Are the current champions & have won 5 trophies since Arsenal last won anything.
Average fee per player £7.9m more than Arsenal’s.
No excuses for Arsenal.
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Chelsea
Last team to win PL outside of Man City & Liverpool.
Current conference & ‘world’ champions who’ve also won 5 trophies since Arsenal last won anything.
Have the most expensively assembled squad in the world with average fee per player £12.5m more than ours.
No excuses for Arsenal.
Last team to win PL outside of Man City & Liverpool.
Current conference & ‘world’ champions who’ve also won 5 trophies since Arsenal last won anything.
Have the most expensively assembled squad in the world with average fee per player £12.5m more than ours.
No excuses for Arsenal.
October 6, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Chelsea
Last team to win PL outside of Man City & Liverpool.
Current conference & ‘world’ champions who’ve also won 5 trophies since Arsenal last won anything.
Have the most expensively assembled squad in the world with average fee per player £12.5m more than ours.
No excuses for Arsenal.
Last team to win PL outside of Man City & Liverpool.
Current conference & ‘world’ champions who’ve also won 5 trophies since Arsenal last won anything.
Have the most expensively assembled squad in the world with average fee per player £12.5m more than ours.
No excuses for Arsenal.
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I think we’ve a great chance of winning the PL because we’ve now assembled an outstanding group of players & have an outstanding manager but the idea that it’s our title to lose or that Arsenal have ‘no excuses’ if they don’t win it is a bullshit media driven narrative.
Don’t believe the hype.
Don’t believe the hype.
October 6, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I think we’ve a great chance of winning the PL because we’ve now assembled an outstanding group of players & have an outstanding manager but the idea that it’s our title to lose or that Arsenal have ‘no excuses’ if they don’t win it is a bullshit media driven narrative.
Don’t believe the hype.
Don’t believe the hype.
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Riccardo Calafiori is a Center Back Arsenal signed to play as a Left Back who plays wherever the hell he wants.
October 5, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Riccardo Calafiori is a Center Back Arsenal signed to play as a Left Back who plays wherever the hell he wants.
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Slot behaves like what neutral fans think Arteta behaves like
October 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Slot behaves like what neutral fans think Arteta behaves like
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