WestStandTone
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Arsenal season ticket holder, give or take the odd tour of duty, since 1977. A bit of a sweary fucker.
Bought my Bruges tickets this morning.
Can we beat them?
Can we beat them?
a man in a suit and white shirt is walking in a crowded area .
ALT: a man in a suit and white shirt is walking in a crowded area .
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November 10, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Bought my Bruges tickets this morning.
Can we beat them?
Can we beat them?
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City are a bunch of cunts, always have been, always will be.
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
City are a bunch of cunts, always have been, always will be.
Another super-soft penalty, not given, but deemed a clear and obvious error by VAR.
Meanwhile…
Meanwhile…
November 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Another super-soft penalty, not given, but deemed a clear and obvious error by VAR.
Meanwhile…
Meanwhile…
Super soft penalty given by Jared Gillett.
He’s a dreadful referee.
Nobody is getting a free kick for that anywhere else on the pitch and he’s given an 80% chance of a goal for a player inviting contact and going down way too easily there.
He’s a dreadful referee.
Nobody is getting a free kick for that anywhere else on the pitch and he’s given an 80% chance of a goal for a player inviting contact and going down way too easily there.
November 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Super soft penalty given by Jared Gillett.
He’s a dreadful referee.
Nobody is getting a free kick for that anywhere else on the pitch and he’s given an 80% chance of a goal for a player inviting contact and going down way too easily there.
He’s a dreadful referee.
Nobody is getting a free kick for that anywhere else on the pitch and he’s given an 80% chance of a goal for a player inviting contact and going down way too easily there.
Just watched MotD.
Craig Pawson is such a cunt.
That Zubimendi booking is utterly ridiculous.
Craig Pawson is such a cunt.
That Zubimendi booking is utterly ridiculous.
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Just watched MotD.
Craig Pawson is such a cunt.
That Zubimendi booking is utterly ridiculous.
Craig Pawson is such a cunt.
That Zubimendi booking is utterly ridiculous.
Two hour flight delay, due to fog at Heathrow, sat on the tarmac too.
Fully expecting a statement City win today and everyone saying that our arseholes will go again.
Fully expecting a statement City win today and everyone saying that our arseholes will go again.
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Two hour flight delay, due to fog at Heathrow, sat on the tarmac too.
Fully expecting a statement City win today and everyone saying that our arseholes will go again.
Fully expecting a statement City win today and everyone saying that our arseholes will go again.
Taxi to the airport, ugh.
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Taxi to the airport, ugh.
This is the first time in almost fifty seasons as a season ticket holder and away regular that I’ve been told that I should watch more football.
By someone who calls themselves *checks notes* Berkeley Gooner.
Not the university, I take it.
By someone who calls themselves *checks notes* Berkeley Gooner.
Not the university, I take it.
November 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
This is the first time in almost fifty seasons as a season ticket holder and away regular that I’ve been told that I should watch more football.
By someone who calls themselves *checks notes* Berkeley Gooner.
Not the university, I take it.
By someone who calls themselves *checks notes* Berkeley Gooner.
Not the university, I take it.
A draw is probably a fair result, but if you want to win this league, you have to close those games out.
November 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
A draw is probably a fair result, but if you want to win this league, you have to close those games out.
(Tom Hark):
David Raya, Ballon d’Or,
Jurrien Timber, Ballon d’Or,
William Saliba, Ballon d’Or,
Gabriel, Ballon d’Or,
Calafiori, Ballon d’Or,
Zubimendi, Ballon d’Or,
Declan Rice, Ballon d’Or,
Ebere Eze, Ballon d’Or,
Bukayo Saka, Ballon d’Or,
Viktor, Gyökeres, Ballon d’Or,
Leandro Trossard etc
David Raya, Ballon d’Or,
Jurrien Timber, Ballon d’Or,
William Saliba, Ballon d’Or,
Gabriel, Ballon d’Or,
Calafiori, Ballon d’Or,
Zubimendi, Ballon d’Or,
Declan Rice, Ballon d’Or,
Ebere Eze, Ballon d’Or,
Bukayo Saka, Ballon d’Or,
Viktor, Gyökeres, Ballon d’Or,
Leandro Trossard etc
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM
(Tom Hark):
David Raya, Ballon d’Or,
Jurrien Timber, Ballon d’Or,
William Saliba, Ballon d’Or,
Gabriel, Ballon d’Or,
Calafiori, Ballon d’Or,
Zubimendi, Ballon d’Or,
Declan Rice, Ballon d’Or,
Ebere Eze, Ballon d’Or,
Bukayo Saka, Ballon d’Or,
Viktor, Gyökeres, Ballon d’Or,
Leandro Trossard etc
David Raya, Ballon d’Or,
Jurrien Timber, Ballon d’Or,
William Saliba, Ballon d’Or,
Gabriel, Ballon d’Or,
Calafiori, Ballon d’Or,
Zubimendi, Ballon d’Or,
Declan Rice, Ballon d’Or,
Ebere Eze, Ballon d’Or,
Bukayo Saka, Ballon d’Or,
Viktor, Gyökeres, Ballon d’Or,
Leandro Trossard etc
Love is:
Having a missus who will drop work and drive you to Stansted when all the trains are cancelled on a Monday afternoon and get up and drive you to Heathrow, at 04:30 on a Saturday morning, to stop you using the night tube.
All for football.
Having a missus who will drop work and drive you to Stansted when all the trains are cancelled on a Monday afternoon and get up and drive you to Heathrow, at 04:30 on a Saturday morning, to stop you using the night tube.
All for football.
Early start for Mackem City.
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Love is:
Having a missus who will drop work and drive you to Stansted when all the trains are cancelled on a Monday afternoon and get up and drive you to Heathrow, at 04:30 on a Saturday morning, to stop you using the night tube.
All for football.
Having a missus who will drop work and drive you to Stansted when all the trains are cancelled on a Monday afternoon and get up and drive you to Heathrow, at 04:30 on a Saturday morning, to stop you using the night tube.
All for football.
Early start for Mackem City.
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Early start for Mackem City.
Burnley and Prague in the last week and an early flight to Newcastle in the morning, with another back on Sunday.
Going to be knackered, but a cherry of three points on top of those 8 days would really make it taste real good.
Going to be knackered, but a cherry of three points on top of those 8 days would really make it taste real good.
November 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Burnley and Prague in the last week and an early flight to Newcastle in the morning, with another back on Sunday.
Going to be knackered, but a cherry of three points on top of those 8 days would really make it taste real good.
Going to be knackered, but a cherry of three points on top of those 8 days would really make it taste real good.
Gotta download the Jan Breydel Away App to get your Bruges ticket.
Very intrusive.
Fucked if I’ll ever be downloading the Armitage Shanks away app, and having a picture of a little cock on my phone.
Very intrusive.
Fucked if I’ll ever be downloading the Armitage Shanks away app, and having a picture of a little cock on my phone.
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Gotta download the Jan Breydel Away App to get your Bruges ticket.
Very intrusive.
Fucked if I’ll ever be downloading the Armitage Shanks away app, and having a picture of a little cock on my phone.
Very intrusive.
Fucked if I’ll ever be downloading the Armitage Shanks away app, and having a picture of a little cock on my phone.
Out of jail free there.
Oh, Woj.
November 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Out of jail free there.
Down to the bare bones up front for Saturday, lads.
a man in a suit is sitting in a tottenham hotspur seat
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November 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Down to the bare bones up front for Saturday, lads.
A Carabao Cup game on my 25th Wedding Anniversary.
Who says romance is dead?
Who says romance is dead?
November 4, 2025 at 1:01 PM
A Carabao Cup game on my 25th Wedding Anniversary.
Who says romance is dead?
Who says romance is dead?
Things I have learned today: The Novotel, Wenceslas Square, is about half a mile walk from Wenceslas Square.
Wasn’t quite Lens, but it’s just another waste of valuable drinking time on a match day.
Wasn’t quite Lens, but it’s just another waste of valuable drinking time on a match day.
November 4, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Things I have learned today: The Novotel, Wenceslas Square, is about half a mile walk from Wenceslas Square.
Wasn’t quite Lens, but it’s just another waste of valuable drinking time on a match day.
Wasn’t quite Lens, but it’s just another waste of valuable drinking time on a match day.
Definitely picked a hotel with a decent view.
November 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Definitely picked a hotel with a decent view.
It’s November, but we BBQ’d souvlaki pork this afternoon.
The only drawback was the need for the garden lights for the last two hours of smoking.
The only drawback was the need for the garden lights for the last two hours of smoking.
November 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It’s November, but we BBQ’d souvlaki pork this afternoon.
The only drawback was the need for the garden lights for the last two hours of smoking.
The only drawback was the need for the garden lights for the last two hours of smoking.
Two goals, clean sheet, three points.
Lovely hate-listen on the wireless too.
Off to Prague on Monday afternoon, would take the same again.
Lovely hate-listen on the wireless too.
Off to Prague on Monday afternoon, would take the same again.
November 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Two goals, clean sheet, three points.
Lovely hate-listen on the wireless too.
Off to Prague on Monday afternoon, would take the same again.
Lovely hate-listen on the wireless too.
Off to Prague on Monday afternoon, would take the same again.
RIP Willie Young.
He was definitely a mover and shaker in football, they changed the laws of the game because of him.
He was definitely a mover and shaker in football, they changed the laws of the game because of him.
October 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
RIP Willie Young.
He was definitely a mover and shaker in football, they changed the laws of the game because of him.
He was definitely a mover and shaker in football, they changed the laws of the game because of him.
Travelled to an appointment by train.
Loads of kids visiting the Armitige Shanks stadium at half term.
They’ve gone and painted cocks on all their little faces.
I know it’s Halloween, but it’s a bit strong for me.
Loads of kids visiting the Armitige Shanks stadium at half term.
They’ve gone and painted cocks on all their little faces.
I know it’s Halloween, but it’s a bit strong for me.
October 31, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Travelled to an appointment by train.
Loads of kids visiting the Armitige Shanks stadium at half term.
They’ve gone and painted cocks on all their little faces.
I know it’s Halloween, but it’s a bit strong for me.
Loads of kids visiting the Armitige Shanks stadium at half term.
They’ve gone and painted cocks on all their little faces.
I know it’s Halloween, but it’s a bit strong for me.