Temple Phoenix
@templephoenix.bsky.social
Comics, videogames, toys, TTRPGs, Greek myth shenanigans, random geekery and friendly vibes
Wishlist (I can dream): http://amzn.eu/5ah6On0
My Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/templephoenix
Wishlist (I can dream): http://amzn.eu/5ah6On0
My Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/templephoenix
Well gosh diddly darn this looks swell
January 10, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Well gosh diddly darn this looks swell
Got some french onion soup going in the slow cooker while I'm out today so by the time I get back in I expect my house to be firmly in the pocket of Big Onion
January 10, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Got some french onion soup going in the slow cooker while I'm out today so by the time I get back in I expect my house to be firmly in the pocket of Big Onion
Nothing quite encapsulates film discourse on Bluesky like thousands of people being performatively furious about the fake runtime of a movie they didn't want to see anyway
January 10, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Nothing quite encapsulates film discourse on Bluesky like thousands of people being performatively furious about the fake runtime of a movie they didn't want to see anyway
*sits bolt upright*
I FORGOT THE GODZILLA MINUS ONE SEQUEL IS COMING THIS YEAR
I FORGOT THE GODZILLA MINUS ONE SEQUEL IS COMING THIS YEAR
January 10, 2026 at 2:13 AM
*sits bolt upright*
I FORGOT THE GODZILLA MINUS ONE SEQUEL IS COMING THIS YEAR
I FORGOT THE GODZILLA MINUS ONE SEQUEL IS COMING THIS YEAR
Imaginative AND exciting? In THIS economy?
January 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Imaginative AND exciting? In THIS economy?
Man, god bless my local cinema; considering it's just a regular ol' chain multiplex we had a preview showing of Hamnet tonight (fucking excellent btw), we've got an anniversary showing of Labyrinth tomorrow and they're starting a full David Lynch season in a couple of weeks \○/
January 8, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Man, god bless my local cinema; considering it's just a regular ol' chain multiplex we had a preview showing of Hamnet tonight (fucking excellent btw), we've got an anniversary showing of Labyrinth tomorrow and they're starting a full David Lynch season in a couple of weeks \○/
Omg they are literally Apple Tree Yarding Stranger Things, this is amazing
No lesson is ever truly learned
No lesson is ever truly learned
January 5, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Omg they are literally Apple Tree Yarding Stranger Things, this is amazing
No lesson is ever truly learned
No lesson is ever truly learned
Dang, they got me agaaaaain
(also I'm assuming Diaclone colors, cartoon deco and G2 deco are all possible follow-ups, huh)
(also I'm assuming Diaclone colors, cartoon deco and G2 deco are all possible follow-ups, huh)
January 5, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Dang, they got me agaaaaain
(also I'm assuming Diaclone colors, cartoon deco and G2 deco are all possible follow-ups, huh)
(also I'm assuming Diaclone colors, cartoon deco and G2 deco are all possible follow-ups, huh)
Back at work? On this, the day of my daughter's wedding*???
*my birthday
*my birthday
January 5, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Back at work? On this, the day of my daughter's wedding*???
*my birthday
*my birthday
"I used to be Vengeance, but then they changed what Vengeance was. Now what I am isn't The Night, and what's The Night seems weird and scary to me. And it'll happen to YOU, too!"
January 4, 2026 at 11:11 AM
"I used to be Vengeance, but then they changed what Vengeance was. Now what I am isn't The Night, and what's The Night seems weird and scary to me. And it'll happen to YOU, too!"
Just a couple of little guuuuuuys 😭😭😭
(also it's only January 3rd and we're on the board already, jeez)
(also it's only January 3rd and we're on the board already, jeez)
January 3, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Just a couple of little guuuuuuys 😭😭😭
(also it's only January 3rd and we're on the board already, jeez)
(also it's only January 3rd and we're on the board already, jeez)
What could he want?
January 1, 2026 at 3:28 PM
What could he want?
Happy new yeeeeeeear
*rips through paper 2026 banner clutching a glass of cheap sparkling rosé and a handful of mixed nuts*
Hope that for once you get the year you deserve, friends 🎉❤️🎉❤️🎉
*rips through paper 2026 banner clutching a glass of cheap sparkling rosé and a handful of mixed nuts*
Hope that for once you get the year you deserve, friends 🎉❤️🎉❤️🎉
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Happy new yeeeeeeear
*rips through paper 2026 banner clutching a glass of cheap sparkling rosé and a handful of mixed nuts*
Hope that for once you get the year you deserve, friends 🎉❤️🎉❤️🎉
*rips through paper 2026 banner clutching a glass of cheap sparkling rosé and a handful of mixed nuts*
Hope that for once you get the year you deserve, friends 🎉❤️🎉❤️🎉
Making the most of the last few days of it being legally and morally permissible for a big plate of cocktail sausages to count as a meal
NO RULES AT YULES ✊
NO RULES AT YULES ✊
December 31, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Making the most of the last few days of it being legally and morally permissible for a big plate of cocktail sausages to count as a meal
NO RULES AT YULES ✊
NO RULES AT YULES ✊
tfw you don't have to work for a whole 'nother week but that means you're going back on your birthday
a woman in a pink t-shirt is standing in a hallway in front of a mirror .
ALT: a woman in a pink t-shirt is standing in a hallway in front of a mirror .
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
tfw you don't have to work for a whole 'nother week but that means you're going back on your birthday
I can't believe it is almost 2026, aka the Year of THEM
They CAN deal with it now... as father and son
They CAN deal with it now... as father and son
December 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I can't believe it is almost 2026, aka the Year of THEM
They CAN deal with it now... as father and son
They CAN deal with it now... as father and son
This 👇 I have seen so many otherwise chill people in the hobby come into other people's positive game talk with what is AT BEST a "well you probably don't know any better" attitude and if you can't see how condescending that is, WHOOF
New rule: If you can look at a TTRPG table where everyone's having a good time and say "Uh, you're actually doing it wrong" or even "You're actually wrong about how much fun you're having", then I don't have to respect your opinions on game design.
December 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
This 👇 I have seen so many otherwise chill people in the hobby come into other people's positive game talk with what is AT BEST a "well you probably don't know any better" attitude and if you can't see how condescending that is, WHOOF
The layout of this edition of Le Morte d'Arthur is really nice with the marginalia commentary covering the linguistic quirks, legend origins/variants and historical context; I'm now thinking about the same format applied to, like... Greek myths 👀👀👀
December 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The layout of this edition of Le Morte d'Arthur is really nice with the marginalia commentary covering the linguistic quirks, legend origins/variants and historical context; I'm now thinking about the same format applied to, like... Greek myths 👀👀👀
Every year I think about how blessed I am to have such kind friends, ahoohoo 😭😭😭 An absolute mountain of swag to read, thank you alllll
December 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Every year I think about how blessed I am to have such kind friends, ahoohoo 😭😭😭 An absolute mountain of swag to read, thank you alllll
A'ight, I've got a chicken roasting in the oven, my feet up, a drink in my hand and snacks within reach - Merry Christmas, everyone! Hope you all have a lovely day! 🎉🎉🎉
December 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
A'ight, I've got a chicken roasting in the oven, my feet up, a drink in my hand and snacks within reach - Merry Christmas, everyone! Hope you all have a lovely day! 🎉🎉🎉
The local Cineworld was showing Muppet Christmas Carol for two whole bucks today so guess what we did
December 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The local Cineworld was showing Muppet Christmas Carol for two whole bucks today so guess what we did
A very well-timed early Christmas treat just arrived - all the latest swag from Borrowers-meets-Tolkien-meets-Tolstoy TTRPG Household 🎉🗡🎉🐌🎉🏡🎉
December 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
A very well-timed early Christmas treat just arrived - all the latest swag from Borrowers-meets-Tolkien-meets-Tolstoy TTRPG Household 🎉🗡🎉🐌🎉🏡🎉
I'm sorry, the new Avatar is HOW LONG???
You could watch Muppet Christmas Carol TWICE
...I'm gonna go watch Muppet Christmas Carol twice
You could watch Muppet Christmas Carol TWICE
...I'm gonna go watch Muppet Christmas Carol twice
December 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I'm sorry, the new Avatar is HOW LONG???
You could watch Muppet Christmas Carol TWICE
...I'm gonna go watch Muppet Christmas Carol twice
You could watch Muppet Christmas Carol TWICE
...I'm gonna go watch Muppet Christmas Carol twice
Woohoo, nearly a third of the way to being able to monetize all that sweet, sweet nothing
December 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Woohoo, nearly a third of the way to being able to monetize all that sweet, sweet nothing
My wallet: noooooo
Me: YEEEEEEEEES
We're gonna need a bigger bookshelf
Me: YEEEEEEEEES
We're gonna need a bigger bookshelf
December 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
My wallet: noooooo
Me: YEEEEEEEEES
We're gonna need a bigger bookshelf
Me: YEEEEEEEEES
We're gonna need a bigger bookshelf