Temple Phoenix
@templephoenix.bsky.social
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My Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/templephoenix
So from what I understand, they're struggling to write a new Bond because they want to take him being blown up last time into account for some reason? Sounds silly to me, but even so it feels like cinema has already provided the most elegant solution to that self-made problem:
November 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
So from what I understand, they're struggling to write a new Bond because they want to take him being blown up last time into account for some reason? Sounds silly to me, but even so it feels like cinema has already provided the most elegant solution to that self-made problem:
That new Primate movie about the chimp killing loads of teens really looks like it's captured one of my all-time nightmares
Being stuck in a house full of teenagers... brrrr, I can't even imagine
Being stuck in a house full of teenagers... brrrr, I can't even imagine
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
That new Primate movie about the chimp killing loads of teens really looks like it's captured one of my all-time nightmares
Being stuck in a house full of teenagers... brrrr, I can't even imagine
Being stuck in a house full of teenagers... brrrr, I can't even imagine
Just got the email that the Moomin tea advent calendars are in - CHRISTMAS IS SAVED \O/
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Just got the email that the Moomin tea advent calendars are in - CHRISTMAS IS SAVED \O/
cw: serious for a sec
I've been privileged enough to have a therapist for ideation for several years; if you're having dark thoughts I promise you this AI bullshit will be worse than nothing, because it makes you think you're talking to someone but it's still only you
Real help:
findahelpline.com
I've been privileged enough to have a therapist for ideation for several years; if you're having dark thoughts I promise you this AI bullshit will be worse than nothing, because it makes you think you're talking to someone but it's still only you
Real help:
findahelpline.com
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 8, 2025 at 10:42 AM
cw: serious for a sec
I've been privileged enough to have a therapist for ideation for several years; if you're having dark thoughts I promise you this AI bullshit will be worse than nothing, because it makes you think you're talking to someone but it's still only you
Real help:
findahelpline.com
I've been privileged enough to have a therapist for ideation for several years; if you're having dark thoughts I promise you this AI bullshit will be worse than nothing, because it makes you think you're talking to someone but it's still only you
Real help:
findahelpline.com
I saw a Mr Beast advent calendar in the supermarket three and a half hours ago and I'm still wearing this expression
November 6, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I saw a Mr Beast advent calendar in the supermarket three and a half hours ago and I'm still wearing this expression
You and me baby
eat nothing but gummies
So let's do it like they do
with really upsetti tummies
eat nothing but gummies
So let's do it like they do
with really upsetti tummies
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
You and me baby
eat nothing but gummies
So let's do it like they do
with really upsetti tummies
eat nothing but gummies
So let's do it like they do
with really upsetti tummies
Had an interesting chat last night about how this age of vast entertainment choice funnelled through algorithmic recommendations has created a shallower level of media literacy than when people having fewer choices meant that they ended up being exposed to more things that they didn't already like
November 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Had an interesting chat last night about how this age of vast entertainment choice funnelled through algorithmic recommendations has created a shallower level of media literacy than when people having fewer choices meant that they ended up being exposed to more things that they didn't already like
Oh no; now I've become the kind of person who buys unnecessary repaints???
How does this line have such a deathgrip on me 😩😩😩
How does this line have such a deathgrip on me 😩😩😩
November 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Oh no; now I've become the kind of person who buys unnecessary repaints???
How does this line have such a deathgrip on me 😩😩😩
How does this line have such a deathgrip on me 😩😩😩
It's that time agaaaaaaaain
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Okay, pickled onion recipe thread!
If you have an hour free on two consecutive days and some simple ingredients, you can transform the humble onion into a delicious accompaniment to cheese and charcuterie
I'mma walk you through it, step by step:
If you have an hour free on two consecutive days and some simple ingredients, you can transform the humble onion into a delicious accompaniment to cheese and charcuterie
I'mma walk you through it, step by step:
November 1, 2025 at 9:23 AM
It's that time agaaaaaaaain
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I feel like I could look after an isolated hotel with a dark past all winter and be fine, actually
October 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I feel like I could look after an isolated hotel with a dark past all winter and be fine, actually
Me, earlier: Phew, finally getting around to reading Skybound TF #24... at least I can be sure that one of my GOOD PALS would have warned me if there was something specifically heartbreaking to me in particular inside this one
October 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Me, earlier: Phew, finally getting around to reading Skybound TF #24... at least I can be sure that one of my GOOD PALS would have warned me if there was something specifically heartbreaking to me in particular inside this one
This is also how I sleep tbf
October 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
This is also how I sleep tbf
Yessssss
I've said it before but there's nothing for giving your media literacy some healthy exercise like enjoying some ambiguous art and then never reading anyone else's opinions about it
Just sit in your thoughts and build your own relationship with it
I've said it before but there's nothing for giving your media literacy some healthy exercise like enjoying some ambiguous art and then never reading anyone else's opinions about it
Just sit in your thoughts and build your own relationship with it
please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Yessssss
I've said it before but there's nothing for giving your media literacy some healthy exercise like enjoying some ambiguous art and then never reading anyone else's opinions about it
Just sit in your thoughts and build your own relationship with it
I've said it before but there's nothing for giving your media literacy some healthy exercise like enjoying some ambiguous art and then never reading anyone else's opinions about it
Just sit in your thoughts and build your own relationship with it
The best thing about this photo is that it could happily be either "Master thief La Belette returns to admire the scene of the crime under the very noses of the gendarmerie" or "The clueless local boys glower as the mayor is forced to call in eccentric private detective Champs Duchamps"
October 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
The best thing about this photo is that it could happily be either "Master thief La Belette returns to admire the scene of the crime under the very noses of the gendarmerie" or "The clueless local boys glower as the mayor is forced to call in eccentric private detective Champs Duchamps"
Big smug hours at work today because we've gone from my co-workers making fun of me mixing up a li'l jar of pumpkin spice (a tbsp of cinnamon plus half a tsp each of ginger, allspice, cloves, nutmeg and white pepper) for my coffee this month to them asking me to make them some too. GOT 'EM
October 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Big smug hours at work today because we've gone from my co-workers making fun of me mixing up a li'l jar of pumpkin spice (a tbsp of cinnamon plus half a tsp each of ginger, allspice, cloves, nutmeg and white pepper) for my coffee this month to them asking me to make them some too. GOT 'EM
I think I actually prefer that Missing Link is doing the repaints/remolds either alongside or very quickly after the originals; them being 'done' so that the line can move onto the next character stops it feeling like it's getting bogged down by going back to them as happened with the Masterpieces
October 17, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I think I actually prefer that Missing Link is doing the repaints/remolds either alongside or very quickly after the originals; them being 'done' so that the line can move onto the next character stops it feeling like it's getting bogged down by going back to them as happened with the Masterpieces
Athena: Dad, when will you learn - every time you reveal one of your demigod kids you end up having to protect them from your wife
Zeus: Well it's like I always say; a child should be seen and not Hera'd
Athena: ...get out
Zeus: Well it's like I always say; a child should be seen and not Hera'd
Athena: ...get out
October 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Athena: Dad, when will you learn - every time you reveal one of your demigod kids you end up having to protect them from your wife
Zeus: Well it's like I always say; a child should be seen and not Hera'd
Athena: ...get out
Zeus: Well it's like I always say; a child should be seen and not Hera'd
Athena: ...get out
ZEUS: You know, I don't think I like Pan
HERMES: Why not?
ZEUS: He keeps using humour to make me look ridiculous
HERMES: Oh, that's just satyr
ZEUS: ...get out
HERMES: Why not?
ZEUS: He keeps using humour to make me look ridiculous
HERMES: Oh, that's just satyr
ZEUS: ...get out
October 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
ZEUS: You know, I don't think I like Pan
HERMES: Why not?
ZEUS: He keeps using humour to make me look ridiculous
HERMES: Oh, that's just satyr
ZEUS: ...get out
HERMES: Why not?
ZEUS: He keeps using humour to make me look ridiculous
HERMES: Oh, that's just satyr
ZEUS: ...get out
Friend: You're quiet; thinking deep thoughts?
Me, Thinking: The Wario of Mr. Pringles would be called Mr. bringles and you would very much want to stop once you popped
Me, Thinking: The Wario of Mr. Pringles would be called Mr. bringles and you would very much want to stop once you popped
October 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Friend: You're quiet; thinking deep thoughts?
Me, Thinking: The Wario of Mr. Pringles would be called Mr. bringles and you would very much want to stop once you popped
Me, Thinking: The Wario of Mr. Pringles would be called Mr. bringles and you would very much want to stop once you popped
"I'll rip out your optics"
October 6, 2025 at 8:30 AM
"I'll rip out your optics"
It's REVENGE time, babyyyyyy
October 5, 2025 at 1:11 PM
It's REVENGE time, babyyyyyy
It's incredible that this finally exists 😭😭😭
It genuinely feels like an era-specific piece of design in the way that a modern pastiche wouldn't have been able to capture
It genuinely feels like an era-specific piece of design in the way that a modern pastiche wouldn't have been able to capture
October 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
It's incredible that this finally exists 😭😭😭
It genuinely feels like an era-specific piece of design in the way that a modern pastiche wouldn't have been able to capture
It genuinely feels like an era-specific piece of design in the way that a modern pastiche wouldn't have been able to capture
WHO THE HECK IS HITTING UP MY WISHLIST IN OCTOBER???
(seriously, which of you was it - there's no note attached and I would very much like to thank you, whoever you are)
(seriously, which of you was it - there's no note attached and I would very much like to thank you, whoever you are)
October 4, 2025 at 12:34 PM
WHO THE HECK IS HITTING UP MY WISHLIST IN OCTOBER???
(seriously, which of you was it - there's no note attached and I would very much like to thank you, whoever you are)
(seriously, which of you was it - there's no note attached and I would very much like to thank you, whoever you are)
The thing about being moderately online is that I only ever learn about YouTubers when they do something unbelievably heinous; whenever I look they always have 50 million subscribers and thousands of comments saying "noooo not Squigglyfloop, he was my entire childhood" and I'm like
September 27, 2025 at 9:27 AM
The thing about being moderately online is that I only ever learn about YouTubers when they do something unbelievably heinous; whenever I look they always have 50 million subscribers and thousands of comments saying "noooo not Squigglyfloop, he was my entire childhood" and I'm like
Thought the Rapture was happening but it was just me standing up too quickly while not being in my twenties, false alarm everybody
September 23, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Thought the Rapture was happening but it was just me standing up too quickly while not being in my twenties, false alarm everybody