Tembtemb
@tembtemb.bsky.social
Thoughts expressed are not my own... The voices in my head said so!
What’s up with the 'feels like' temperature on weather apps?
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 AM
What’s up with the 'feels like' temperature on weather apps?
I am a good pretender
January 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I am a good pretender
The amount of overtime pay my liver is owed between Christmas and New Year's is crazy! Where you at Congress?
December 27, 2024 at 6:42 PM
The amount of overtime pay my liver is owed between Christmas and New Year's is crazy! Where you at Congress?
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Fluids, Insulin, Antibiotics: the holy trinity of medicine
December 12, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Fluids, Insulin, Antibiotics: the holy trinity of medicine
Imagine the anxiety attack the first homosapien had when they fell asleep
December 7, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Imagine the anxiety attack the first homosapien had when they fell asleep
Airports may be the poster child for chaos, but let's not forget about road trips. Exhibit A: my lunch of Red Bull, Skittles, and chips will like to have a word
December 1, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Airports may be the poster child for chaos, but let's not forget about road trips. Exhibit A: my lunch of Red Bull, Skittles, and chips will like to have a word
I am not apathetic, just vibing with indifference 🤷♂️
November 20, 2024 at 4:49 PM
I am not apathetic, just vibing with indifference 🤷♂️
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Lakers in the playoffs vs Lakers in the NBA Cup
November 16, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Lakers in the playoffs vs Lakers in the NBA Cup
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Mike Tyson can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.
November 16, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Mike Tyson can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.
At what point does it become elder abuse?
November 16, 2024 at 5:15 AM
At what point does it become elder abuse?
Twitter: Devolving into utter dog doo doo for the criminally insane
Bluesky:
Bluesky:
November 15, 2024 at 2:32 AM
Twitter: Devolving into utter dog doo doo for the criminally insane
Bluesky:
Bluesky:
Insomnia...
In som nia...
In some ni...
In... Some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck
In som nia...
In some ni...
In... Some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck
November 15, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Insomnia...
In som nia...
In some ni...
In... Some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck
In som nia...
In some ni...
In... Some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck
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I dream of a world where we move beyond differences based on race, gender, and sexuality. Where everyone can have equal dignity and respect regardless of how productive they are under capitalism.
Then people can be ranked ONLY based on HOTNESS.
Then people can be ranked ONLY based on HOTNESS.
November 13, 2024 at 12:53 AM
I dream of a world where we move beyond differences based on race, gender, and sexuality. Where everyone can have equal dignity and respect regardless of how productive they are under capitalism.
Then people can be ranked ONLY based on HOTNESS.
Then people can be ranked ONLY based on HOTNESS.
Even if a Balrog was tearing through cities or the Chitauri were invading, some people would still be like, "Let's hear them out first." Crazy world we live in!
November 12, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Even if a Balrog was tearing through cities or the Chitauri were invading, some people would still be like, "Let's hear them out first." Crazy world we live in!
I might not be the richest or the most successful, but at least my hair's still holding on strong!
November 7, 2024 at 3:39 PM
I might not be the richest or the most successful, but at least my hair's still holding on strong!
The one thing a korean drama is going to have is a dramatic car crash scene
November 4, 2024 at 5:12 PM
The one thing a korean drama is going to have is a dramatic car crash scene
You ever just look at your phone ring and say "Not tuhdaaay!"
November 1, 2024 at 5:58 PM
You ever just look at your phone ring and say "Not tuhdaaay!"
Don't give me hope Lakers.... please!
October 26, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Don't give me hope Lakers.... please!
Washing machines are still banishing socks to the shadow real? I thought we fixed that?
October 19, 2024 at 10:45 AM
Washing machines are still banishing socks to the shadow real? I thought we fixed that?
There are speedsters and then there is Metroman
September 23, 2024 at 4:30 PM
There are speedsters and then there is Metroman
Do you think the extra legroom near the emergency exit doors on a plane is worth the added pressure? Not only do you trust me, an average joe, to open the door but also determine if it's safe to do so.
September 2, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Do you think the extra legroom near the emergency exit doors on a plane is worth the added pressure? Not only do you trust me, an average joe, to open the door but also determine if it's safe to do so.
The whole concept of ghost hauntings is very unserious. Why are you not moving on my guy? Why are you in this house? Why are you flickering my lights? Get serious!
September 1, 2024 at 4:45 PM
The whole concept of ghost hauntings is very unserious. Why are you not moving on my guy? Why are you in this house? Why are you flickering my lights? Get serious!
Not bad... Not bad at all
August 17, 2024 at 11:47 AM
Not bad... Not bad at all