telligraphy
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dni if you're conservative, a minor, or Ykvarthinax of the Dreaded Dawn. please.
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i'm here for a good time, not a bad time
August 6, 2024 at 5:30 PM
i'm here for a good time, not a bad time
im not a train wreck. just a train derailment.
November 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
im not a train wreck. just a train derailment.
when my boomer coworker shows me their screen
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
when my boomer coworker shows me their screen
im glad we dont talk anymore, but, sometimes, i still check the weather in your city and hope that you remembered an umbrella.
November 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
im glad we dont talk anymore, but, sometimes, i still check the weather in your city and hope that you remembered an umbrella.
ive been thinking of getting into pilates or organ harvesting or crochet.
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
ive been thinking of getting into pilates or organ harvesting or crochet.
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It’s always a boreal woodland caribou ass ho with the frontally emphasized, flat-beamed antlers
November 1, 2025 at 7:30 AM
It’s always a boreal woodland caribou ass ho with the frontally emphasized, flat-beamed antlers
it's called a blowjob, not a blowhobby, susan.
October 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
it's called a blowjob, not a blowhobby, susan.
my cat is so smart, she'll wait until my headphones are on to try and steal her favorite snack.
and my cat is so dumb, her favorite snack is glue.
and my cat is so dumb, her favorite snack is glue.
October 20, 2025 at 9:35 PM
my cat is so smart, she'll wait until my headphones are on to try and steal her favorite snack.
and my cat is so dumb, her favorite snack is glue.
and my cat is so dumb, her favorite snack is glue.
there are two wolves inside you
one is evil
the other is mr worldwide
you are a middle aged white woman
dalé
one is evil
the other is mr worldwide
you are a middle aged white woman
dalé
October 16, 2025 at 12:33 PM
there are two wolves inside you
one is evil
the other is mr worldwide
you are a middle aged white woman
dalé
one is evil
the other is mr worldwide
you are a middle aged white woman
dalé
every morning, i put my 8 year old liked songs playlist on shuffle and let the first song that plays determine my mood for the day
like a horoscope but with boy genius and pitbull
like a horoscope but with boy genius and pitbull
October 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
every morning, i put my 8 year old liked songs playlist on shuffle and let the first song that plays determine my mood for the day
like a horoscope but with boy genius and pitbull
like a horoscope but with boy genius and pitbull
yes, my cat has been sitting on my chest and purring for the better part of an hour. but also, she blinked weird, so im convinced she hates me.
September 6, 2025 at 1:22 PM
yes, my cat has been sitting on my chest and purring for the better part of an hour. but also, she blinked weird, so im convinced she hates me.
you know how kids will put a spoon under their pillow or wear their pajamas backwards to manifest a snow day?
whats the irl cheat code to manifest a reveal that trump actually had a stroke?
whats the irl cheat code to manifest a reveal that trump actually had a stroke?
September 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
you know how kids will put a spoon under their pillow or wear their pajamas backwards to manifest a snow day?
whats the irl cheat code to manifest a reveal that trump actually had a stroke?
whats the irl cheat code to manifest a reveal that trump actually had a stroke?
my beloved em dash has been desecrated. ripped from my writing portfolio by the machine. it's become the calling card of plagiarists and the creatively bankrupt.
hundreds of pages across dozens of stories now must be remade lest they be falsely branded "ai slop."
hundreds of pages across dozens of stories now must be remade lest they be falsely branded "ai slop."
August 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
my beloved em dash has been desecrated. ripped from my writing portfolio by the machine. it's become the calling card of plagiarists and the creatively bankrupt.
hundreds of pages across dozens of stories now must be remade lest they be falsely branded "ai slop."
hundreds of pages across dozens of stories now must be remade lest they be falsely branded "ai slop."
i showed you my Sword of Night and Flame pls respond
August 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
i showed you my Sword of Night and Flame pls respond
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babe it’s not what you think. we only met up to duel one another
August 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
babe it’s not what you think. we only met up to duel one another
One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
August 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
the feminine urge to weave the strands of fate and whisper fell omens in my high priestess's ear
August 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
the feminine urge to weave the strands of fate and whisper fell omens in my high priestess's ear
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Explaining to a recruitment team that I do best in slightly acidic/peaty environments if anything comes up
August 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Explaining to a recruitment team that I do best in slightly acidic/peaty environments if anything comes up
don't worry baby, i brought protection
*pulls out wii remote wrist strap*
*pulls out wii remote wrist strap*
August 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
don't worry baby, i brought protection
*pulls out wii remote wrist strap*
*pulls out wii remote wrist strap*
i cant turn water into wine, but i CAN turn diet dr pepper into piss, so im basically the second coming of christ.
August 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
i cant turn water into wine, but i CAN turn diet dr pepper into piss, so im basically the second coming of christ.
i know $31,000 of credit card debt isnt great, but in my defense, i was left unsupervised in the home goods candle aisle.
August 10, 2025 at 11:23 AM
i know $31,000 of credit card debt isnt great, but in my defense, i was left unsupervised in the home goods candle aisle.
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"I’m sorry to interrupt, but don’t I hate you from somewhere?"
August 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"I’m sorry to interrupt, but don’t I hate you from somewhere?"
if chat gpt 5 is so powerful, how come it can't show me 35th president of the united states john f kennedy's bare ass?
checkmate, clankers
checkmate, clankers
August 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
if chat gpt 5 is so powerful, how come it can't show me 35th president of the united states john f kennedy's bare ass?
checkmate, clankers
checkmate, clankers
my frontal lobe just finished developing.
August 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
my frontal lobe just finished developing.
Discord announces new "Darkest Mode," which lets you completely turn off your monitor and go outside for the first time in days.
July 31, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Discord announces new "Darkest Mode," which lets you completely turn off your monitor and go outside for the first time in days.