kermit the pawg
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hot takes from a cold stone. former journalist. current meat-covered skeleton floating untethered in space » they/them
author: Things to Keep the Living Alive & Saturn Returns
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/saturn-returns-charline-tetiyevsky/1143242759
author: Things to Keep the Living Alive & Saturn Returns
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/saturn-returns-charline-tetiyevsky/1143242759
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Here’s a poem about the Bad Space Billionaires from the back cover of Saturn Returns, my latest #poetry collection, which you can purchase here so you have something to read when they cut our internet access: shop.ingramspark.com/b/084?params...
I actually think all of poetics is adversarial by nature lol but I still appreciate the funny new terminology
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I actually think all of poetics is adversarial by nature lol but I still appreciate the funny new terminology
annoyingly: self-love, confidence, and affirmation are the best ways to defeat the machinery of evil
November 24, 2025 at 1:25 PM
annoyingly: self-love, confidence, and affirmation are the best ways to defeat the machinery of evil
hopin’ and prayin’
and mutin’ and blockin‘
and mutin’ and blockin‘
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
hopin’ and prayin’
and mutin’ and blockin‘
and mutin’ and blockin‘
I am very excited to spend my first thanksgiving ever alone!!!!!! this is not irony I am sincerely so excited to not have to talk to fucking anyone about shit
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I am very excited to spend my first thanksgiving ever alone!!!!!! this is not irony I am sincerely so excited to not have to talk to fucking anyone about shit
honestly love to be 35 because now every time I write a bio of myself it sounds fucking cool and accomplished and I think maybe through this long ruse of ”doing stuff” I have achieved what I thought I never could: that no one suspects the truth (i’m just a raccoon in a hoodie)
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
honestly love to be 35 because now every time I write a bio of myself it sounds fucking cool and accomplished and I think maybe through this long ruse of ”doing stuff” I have achieved what I thought I never could: that no one suspects the truth (i’m just a raccoon in a hoodie)
gen AI is fucking stupid and fundamentally built in a way that is useless and therefore it has absolutely no real use cases besides enriching the pockets of yet more snake oil salesmen
November 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
gen AI is fucking stupid and fundamentally built in a way that is useless and therefore it has absolutely no real use cases besides enriching the pockets of yet more snake oil salesmen
the Weird Al biopic was the only good musician biopic I have ever seen 10/10 no notes
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
the Weird Al biopic was the only good musician biopic I have ever seen 10/10 no notes
the president‘s pathological need to be liked by Daddy makes him like tofu: he soaks up anything he’s around for approval. if he was around commies he’d be a communist but he’s around fascists all day bc nobody surrounds him w/ leftists who pseudo kiss his ass. see what happens when he meets one?
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
the president‘s pathological need to be liked by Daddy makes him like tofu: he soaks up anything he’s around for approval. if he was around commies he’d be a communist but he’s around fascists all day bc nobody surrounds him w/ leftists who pseudo kiss his ass. see what happens when he meets one?
lmao they called out ConEd in the White House 😭 even the man Jeffrey Epstein said has no good in his whole body hates the true evil that is ConEd
November 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
lmao they called out ConEd in the White House 😭 even the man Jeffrey Epstein said has no good in his whole body hates the true evil that is ConEd
my strongest skill is demoralizing men; i’d have him voluntarily retiring in under 90 seconds
we used to play a bar game during trump 1 where we’d imagine what we could get him to agree to if we bumped into him at a urinal. I was pretty convinced I could get him to pass medicare for all in two minutes
November 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
my strongest skill is demoralizing men; i’d have him voluntarily retiring in under 90 seconds
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people following me: oh yes
people having followed me: oh no
people having followed me: oh no
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
people following me: oh yes
people having followed me: oh no
people having followed me: oh no
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BREAKING: Paramount halts production on “tasteful” pornographic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
BREAKING: Paramount halts production on “tasteful” pornographic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film
crazy clinical trial from the 70s showing applying 0.3% retinol (oof) under a corticosteroid like hydrocortisone helps reduce psoriasis flare-ups and lemme tell you, it worked even when I tried it with my .025% trentinoin last night so…
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/786170/
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/786170/
Treatment of psoriasis with topically applied tretinoin and steroid ointment - PubMed
The sequential application of tretinoin and a corticosteroid ointment was considerably more effective in the treatment of plaque-type psoriasis than either drug alone in a pilot study. The best results were obtained with 0.3% tretinoin followed by a potent corticosteroid ointment. Combined therapy w …
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
crazy clinical trial from the 70s showing applying 0.3% retinol (oof) under a corticosteroid like hydrocortisone helps reduce psoriasis flare-ups and lemme tell you, it worked even when I tried it with my .025% trentinoin last night so…
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/786170/
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/786170/
ooh my turn to be frank and open! girl you so ashy and washed out you look like an elderly woman who died at the nursing home last week
Reporter: What did the president mean when he called the reporter piggy?
Leavitt: I think the president being frank and open and honest to your faces rather than hiding behind your backs is a lot more respectful than what you saw in the last administration
Leavitt: I think the president being frank and open and honest to your faces rather than hiding behind your backs is a lot more respectful than what you saw in the last administration
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
ooh my turn to be frank and open! girl you so ashy and washed out you look like an elderly woman who died at the nursing home last week
wow! the nazis weren’t hateful!? they were just divisive is all! but potentially! not even 100% divisive to do genocide. just potentially. some people liked it after all!
Exclusive: The U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify the swastika, nooses and the Confederate flag as hate symbols.
The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
The military service drafted a new policy that classifies them as “potentially divisive.”
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
wow! the nazis weren’t hateful!? they were just divisive is all! but potentially! not even 100% divisive to do genocide. just potentially. some people liked it after all!
god help me I am so TIRED of the endless STUPIDITY
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
god help me I am so TIRED of the endless STUPIDITY
*Lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth may cause serious side effects such as death.
†Do not start lying down in the forest without discussing your treatment plan with your healthcare provider.
‡Do not give up if you are allergic to the ingredients in giving up.
†Do not start lying down in the forest without discussing your treatment plan with your healthcare provider.
‡Do not give up if you are allergic to the ingredients in giving up.
ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
*Lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth may cause serious side effects such as death.
†Do not start lying down in the forest without discussing your treatment plan with your healthcare provider.
‡Do not give up if you are allergic to the ingredients in giving up.
†Do not start lying down in the forest without discussing your treatment plan with your healthcare provider.
‡Do not give up if you are allergic to the ingredients in giving up.
soooooo what’s with the very big middle on the venn diagram of MMA folks and like dudes who wanna be sissified cause I‘m sensing a pattern
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
soooooo what’s with the very big middle on the venn diagram of MMA folks and like dudes who wanna be sissified cause I‘m sensing a pattern
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A group of New Yorkers has made an ICE hotline to protect their neighbors from being kidnapped by secret police.
A group of New Yorkers has made an ICE hotline to protect their neighbors from being kidnapped by secret police.
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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A group of New Yorkers has made an ICE hotline to protect their neighbors from being kidnapped by secret police.
A group of New Yorkers has made an ICE hotline to protect their neighbors from being kidnapped by secret police.
alright kids I think we have to start a thread of the worst dating app messages I’ve gotten. let’s go
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
alright kids I think we have to start a thread of the worst dating app messages I’ve gotten. let’s go
standing under the UV lamp in the bathroom like a turtle
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
standing under the UV lamp in the bathroom like a turtle
it’s so particularly annoying to me that RFK Jr. is such a moron because I literally do get sick from all of the pesticides used to grow the food here (figured it out after living abroad) and I am so tired of it and I can’t believe that the only person to bring it up is King Brain Worms. like why
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
it’s so particularly annoying to me that RFK Jr. is such a moron because I literally do get sick from all of the pesticides used to grow the food here (figured it out after living abroad) and I am so tired of it and I can’t believe that the only person to bring it up is King Brain Worms. like why
very neat study about the mechanisms of frisson suggests engaging with art like music and poetry that causes it may help cognition and learning in those with anhedonia (which I assume, as w any cognitive flexibility, would be protective against depression)
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
The neurobiology of aesthetic chills: How bodily sensations shape emotional experiences
The phenomenon of aesthetic chills—shivers and goosebumps associated with either rewarding or threatening stimuli—offers a unique window into the brain basis of conscious reward because of their universal nature and simultaneous subjective and ...
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
very neat study about the mechanisms of frisson suggests engaging with art like music and poetry that causes it may help cognition and learning in those with anhedonia (which I assume, as w any cognitive flexibility, would be protective against depression)
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
you know, once you’ve heard Cy Coleman’s ensemble arrangement of Big Spender for Sweet Charity the solo versions all sound…… bad
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
you know, once you’ve heard Cy Coleman’s ensemble arrangement of Big Spender for Sweet Charity the solo versions all sound…… bad
oooof thinking about having to make a whole lot of small talk tonight! preparing! steeling!! loading!!!
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
oooof thinking about having to make a whole lot of small talk tonight! preparing! steeling!! loading!!!