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hot takes from a cold stone. former journalist. current meat-covered skeleton floating untethered in space » they/them

author: Things to Keep the Living Alive & Saturn Returns
https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/saturn-returns-charline-tetiyevsky/1143242759
I just want the DOT to approve the “no right turns” sign I requested on my street this morning so I never have to listen to lined up cars beep again
November 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
really making those wHaT iS tHaT pOeTrY dEgReE fOr??? folks eat it
November 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
hahahahahahahah LLMs’ “safety guardrails” can be ignored 62% of the time by just using a request phrased as poetry

arxiv.org/abs/2511.15304
Adversarial Poetry as a Universal Single-Turn Jailbreak Mechanism in Large Language Models
We present evidence that adversarial poetry functions as a universal single-turn jailbreak technique for Large Language Models (LLMs). Across 25 frontier proprietary and open-weight models, curated po...
arxiv.org
November 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
well I done fucked up that setup
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
if you think that’s sad can I remind you that you have to sit in a room with all of the relatives you hate but I don’t have to hahaha! sucks for you!!!
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
glad they specified that one detail already inherent to a chase and nothing else!
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
lol
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I beg you not to use it. I beg you to tell your friends and family not to use it. please just defend the sanctity of us using our fucking human brains and hands to do human things. other people will listen to you, I promise
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
the only hope we have of saving earth and ourselves is through critical thinking. now is the most crucial period for that we’ve ever had because of climate change, and instead of solving that imminent crisis we are ADDING to it with tech that spends energy making people incapable of problem-solving
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 PM
this is worse for society than cigarettes and opioids together. worse even than cars. almost worse than money itself but for the fact that it’s only money that could ever beget such evil that would make people, as individuals, both stupider and less capable of learning. this destroys our humanity
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
using LLMs lowers your cognition, critical thinking, and confidence

www.microsoft.com/en-us/resear...
www.microsoft.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
if you don’t see it just know that I know what’s going to happen in the future because everything that happens is based on very basic, repeating narrative trajectories. you can either believe me now or catch up in a decade when it’s all gone to shit. your choice
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
there is no reality where this planet gets better through technology that keeps us from knowledge and from one another: that’s exactly what the technofascists want to do. capitalism has isolated us into neat little discrete “family” units and LLMs are finishing the job of separating us all.
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
every time y’all eat that shit up and kiss their asses you’re kissing the asses of a bunch of sociopathic misogynists who want to burn the world to get their buck knowing what they make is garbage. they’re no better than the Sacklers or any other evil people who knowingly peddle poison as a salve
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
LLMs are bad because they were fed material chosen by the pathetic incel minions of the technocrats, the stupidest, most destructive, and most evil of all of the fascists we currently have on planet Earth
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I hope Sam Altman’s ass grows a hemorrhoid so big that it swallows him whole
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
imagine thinking you can slack off and burn the environment and what, you’re not going to go to some kind of hellish afterlife for that? ok! sure! lol!
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM