Teles Santos
@telesjr.bsky.social
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By happiness I assume he means an invite to Epstein island
February 6, 2026 at 5:44 PM
By happiness I assume he means an invite to Epstein island
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A sudden thought. A welcome interruption.
February 7, 2026 at 12:18 AM
A sudden thought. A welcome interruption.
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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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Casting director Jazzy Collins tells IndieWire about the joyful character work behind the casting of 'Very Important People.'
Inside the Casting on Streaming Comedy’s Most Chaotic Improv Show, ‘Very Important People’
Casting director Jazzy Collins tells IndieWire about the joyful character work behind the casting of 'Very Important People.'
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February 5, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Casting director Jazzy Collins tells IndieWire about the joyful character work behind the casting of 'Very Important People.'
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They don't give a single fuck about their own supporters. It's particularly galling that they no longer care if they live or die.
Dr Oz on rural healthcare: "There's no question about it, whether you want it or not -- the best way to help some of these communities is gonna be AI-based avatars"
February 2, 2026 at 10:31 PM
They don't give a single fuck about their own supporters. It's particularly galling that they no longer care if they live or die.
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hoje estou rindo de:
- influencer bolsonarista sendo levado pelo ICE
- funcionários do ICE reclamando que não estão recebendo salário
- criptobros descobrindo que criptomoeda financiou o Epstein
- sam altman descobrindo que a nvidia não vai dar dinheiro pra ele
- influencer bolsonarista sendo levado pelo ICE
- funcionários do ICE reclamando que não estão recebendo salário
- criptobros descobrindo que criptomoeda financiou o Epstein
- sam altman descobrindo que a nvidia não vai dar dinheiro pra ele
February 2, 2026 at 11:54 PM
hoje estou rindo de:
- influencer bolsonarista sendo levado pelo ICE
- funcionários do ICE reclamando que não estão recebendo salário
- criptobros descobrindo que criptomoeda financiou o Epstein
- sam altman descobrindo que a nvidia não vai dar dinheiro pra ele
- influencer bolsonarista sendo levado pelo ICE
- funcionários do ICE reclamando que não estão recebendo salário
- criptobros descobrindo que criptomoeda financiou o Epstein
- sam altman descobrindo que a nvidia não vai dar dinheiro pra ele
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Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys https://theonion.com/old-man-whistling-while-slapping-knee-once-again-sweeps-1851226320/
February 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys https://theonion.com/old-man-whistling-while-slapping-knee-once-again-sweeps-1851226320/
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this handful of independent journalists (my former colleagues at Motherboard) do more impactful journalism than 75% of the corporate tech press on a fraction of the budget
SCOOP: 404 Media is publishing a version of the user guide for ELITE, a tool Palantir made for ICE which brings up dossiers on individual people and provides a “confidence score” of their address.
The full user guide here:
The full user guide here:
Here is the User Guide for ELITE, the Tool Palantir Made for ICE
404 Media is publishing a version of the user guide for ELITE, which lets ICE bring up dossiers on individual people and provides a “confidence score” of their address.
www.404media.co
January 31, 2026 at 5:17 PM
this handful of independent journalists (my former colleagues at Motherboard) do more impactful journalism than 75% of the corporate tech press on a fraction of the budget
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Breaking up the horrors by bravely improv posting
January 27, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Breaking up the horrors by bravely improv posting
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hey everybody lifelong tech expert here
> "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility
that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps
> "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility
that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps
And what is happening inside ICE detention centers? 404 Media also learned that the federal government claimed that the day after it was sued for allegedly abusing detainees at an ICE detention center, a “system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility.
ICE Says Critical Evidence In Abuse Case Was Lost In 'System Crash' a Day After It Was Sued
The government also said "we don't have resources" to retain all footage and that plaintiffs could supply "endless hard drives that we could save things to."
www.404media.co
January 25, 2026 at 5:26 PM
hey everybody lifelong tech expert here
> "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility
that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps
> "system crash” deleted nearly two weeks of surveillance footage from inside the facility
that's not how anything works they're lying and destroying evidence hope that helps
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ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."
January 23, 2026 at 5:32 PM
ICE agent asked why he's taking pictures of a legal observer's car, replies: "Cuz we have a nice little database and now you're considered a domestic terrorist. So have fun with that."
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There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains won’t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.
January 22, 2026 at 8:04 PM
There is no level to which these heartless shit-for-brains won’t stoop to inflict cruelty and suffering.
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I went to ICE rapid response training today, organized by my wonderful city council member @hugoforcd13.bsky.social. I strongly recommend finding a group to join in your area. We keep us safe.
This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
January 22, 2026 at 6:32 AM
I went to ICE rapid response training today, organized by my wonderful city council member @hugoforcd13.bsky.social. I strongly recommend finding a group to join in your area. We keep us safe.
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Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/
January 22, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants https://theonion.com/democrats-condemn-ice-for-murdering-without-proper-warrants/
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This is the new Michelin star system
January 20, 2026 at 2:58 PM
This is the new Michelin star system
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Ilya Pyankov (Russian Artist, born 1972)
"At the Window', 2020.
Oil on Canvas, 100 × 65 cm.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
"At the Window', 2020.
Oil on Canvas, 100 × 65 cm.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
January 18, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Ilya Pyankov (Russian Artist, born 1972)
"At the Window', 2020.
Oil on Canvas, 100 × 65 cm.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
"At the Window', 2020.
Oil on Canvas, 100 × 65 cm.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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“at first I read this as—“ stop. Think. Why would you tell the world you can’t read like that. Have some goddamn self respect
January 14, 2026 at 8:47 PM
“at first I read this as—“ stop. Think. Why would you tell the world you can’t read like that. Have some goddamn self respect
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Quite frankly, it’s outrageous that Mark Carney is cutting Statistics Canada. If he was Stephen Harper or Pierre Poilievre, I feel like this would be getting a lot more backlash.
Carney of all people should know the importance of high-quality data and information about the country.
Carney of all people should know the importance of high-quality data and information about the country.
Statistics Canada to cut 850 jobs in 'dark time' for public service, union says
Federal statistics agency entered its workforce adjustment period Monday, sending notices to thousands of employees.
ottawacitizen.com
January 15, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Quite frankly, it’s outrageous that Mark Carney is cutting Statistics Canada. If he was Stephen Harper or Pierre Poilievre, I feel like this would be getting a lot more backlash.
Carney of all people should know the importance of high-quality data and information about the country.
Carney of all people should know the importance of high-quality data and information about the country.
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On day 8 of our Administration, @governor.ny.gov and I announced the beginning of universal childcare in NYC. No longer will New Yorkers be forced to choose between starting a family and continuing to live in the city they love. This only happened because of you.
January 10, 2026 at 12:59 AM
On day 8 of our Administration, @governor.ny.gov and I announced the beginning of universal childcare in NYC. No longer will New Yorkers be forced to choose between starting a family and continuing to live in the city they love. This only happened because of you.