Teles Santos
@telesjr.bsky.social
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you smile so wide, I can see the sides
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
you smile so wide, I can see the sides
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🧑🚒These are the people that *should* be famous!
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
🧑🚒These are the people that *should* be famous!
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Dropout Improv will be at Just For Laughs Vancouver for a live show on February 19, 2026!
Join Kurt Maloney, Jacob Wysocki, Vic Michaelis, Jeremy Culhane, Scott Passarella, and Kimia Behpoornia at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre for an evening of improv shenanigans!
Join Kurt Maloney, Jacob Wysocki, Vic Michaelis, Jeremy Culhane, Scott Passarella, and Kimia Behpoornia at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre for an evening of improv shenanigans!
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Dropout Improv will be at Just For Laughs Vancouver for a live show on February 19, 2026!
Join Kurt Maloney, Jacob Wysocki, Vic Michaelis, Jeremy Culhane, Scott Passarella, and Kimia Behpoornia at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre for an evening of improv shenanigans!
Join Kurt Maloney, Jacob Wysocki, Vic Michaelis, Jeremy Culhane, Scott Passarella, and Kimia Behpoornia at the Queen Elizabeth Theatre for an evening of improv shenanigans!
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It's never been more 2003 than it is right now.
137 More Oil Wells Liberated For Democracy
RUMAILAH OIL FIELDS, IRAQ–The U.S. continued to make progress in its fight against totalitarianism Tuesday, when 137 more oil wells were liberated for democracy.
theonion.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
It's never been more 2003 than it is right now.
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Just saw a Botox commercial where a woman talked of her “moderate to severe lines” like it was diagnosis
“This is the worst part of my job. I’m sorry to tell you that you have stage four crows feet”
“This is the worst part of my job. I’m sorry to tell you that you have stage four crows feet”
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Just saw a Botox commercial where a woman talked of her “moderate to severe lines” like it was diagnosis
“This is the worst part of my job. I’m sorry to tell you that you have stage four crows feet”
“This is the worst part of my job. I’m sorry to tell you that you have stage four crows feet”
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Toda vez que a galera vem com esta conversa de compliance, eu escondo logo minha carteira.
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Toda vez que a galera vem com esta conversa de compliance, eu escondo logo minha carteira.
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![[being boiled alive in a witch's soup]
witch (smacking me with her broom): stop
*smack* eating *smack* all *smack* the *smack* potatoes *smacksmacksmack*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2mt5pip5ntekrpqersa4edd4/bafkreidz2ypssi477pikfaeuxhknvr7mmnqczbr5pvnacbpesn5uiv2mga@jpeg)
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Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social
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Out now on @dropout.tv - the season finale of Crowd Control! 🗣️
Join host Jacquis Neal and guests Moshe Kasher, Leslie Liao, and Ify Nwadiwe for a night of BDSM, tetris and romance inspired crowd work!
#CrowdControl
Join host Jacquis Neal and guests Moshe Kasher, Leslie Liao, and Ify Nwadiwe for a night of BDSM, tetris and romance inspired crowd work!
#CrowdControl
November 18, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Out now on @dropout.tv - the season finale of Crowd Control! 🗣️
Join host Jacquis Neal and guests Moshe Kasher, Leslie Liao, and Ify Nwadiwe for a night of BDSM, tetris and romance inspired crowd work!
#CrowdControl
Join host Jacquis Neal and guests Moshe Kasher, Leslie Liao, and Ify Nwadiwe for a night of BDSM, tetris and romance inspired crowd work!
#CrowdControl
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🚨 Dropout Superfan tickets are NOW LIVE! 🚨
Experience your favorite Dropout shows LIVE at SF Sketchfest!
💬 Um, Actually: 1/16/26 at 9:30 PM
🎤 Crowd Control: 1/17/26 at 4 PM
🍸 Dirty Laundry: 1/17/26 at 7 PM
🎟️ The Dropout Superfan pre-sale starts Thur 11/13/25 at 9AM PT / 12PM ET
🎟️ General tickets go live on 11/16/25 at 10AM PT/ 1PM ET
💬 Um, Actually: 1/16/26 at 9:30 PM
🎤 Crowd Control: 1/17/26 at 4 PM
🍸 Dirty Laundry: 1/17/26 at 7 PM
🎟️ The Dropout Superfan pre-sale starts Thur 11/13/25 at 9AM PT / 12PM ET
🎟️ General tickets go live on 11/16/25 at 10AM PT/ 1PM ET
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
🚨 Dropout Superfan tickets are NOW LIVE! 🚨
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"O'er Them Hills" by Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers 🎶
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
"O'er Them Hills" by Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers 🎶
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[Everyone disliked that]
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
[Everyone disliked that]
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
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That’s the stuff.
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
That’s the stuff.
NYC citizens soon to know how Venezuelans feel
Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
NYC citizens soon to know how Venezuelans feel
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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
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November 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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estou obcecada pela nossa tigrinha e não vou negar que ela se fantasiar de CRUELLA e os filhos dela de DÁLMATAS foi a semiótica perfeita
October 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
estou obcecada pela nossa tigrinha e não vou negar que ela se fantasiar de CRUELLA e os filhos dela de DÁLMATAS foi a semiótica perfeita