TeiranDragon
@teirandragon.bsky.social
Writer, Publisher, Furry, Wolf, and sometimes Dragon. Dnd nerd and Wizard. 43, He/Him.
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
ROLL THE CLIP
ROLL THE CLIP
August 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
ROLL THE CLIP
ROLL THE CLIP
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Sometimes you gotta draw some sweaty fat bear dick to pull yourself out of a pit.
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Sometimes you gotta draw some sweaty fat bear dick to pull yourself out of a pit.
I hope dwarf fortress never truly changes. Sure, I want it to be a little easier to use the menus, but I never want it's core janky, emergent, systems driven insanity to change.
Because it is a masterpiece of software and storytelling.
Because it is a masterpiece of software and storytelling.
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I hope dwarf fortress never truly changes. Sure, I want it to be a little easier to use the menus, but I never want it's core janky, emergent, systems driven insanity to change.
Because it is a masterpiece of software and storytelling.
Because it is a masterpiece of software and storytelling.
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@dwudles.bsky.social and I have been together for 18 years today 🥰 we met in animation school and instantly became friends and then lovers. We recognize the ways we could be for each other that the other had always needed, and we just kept filling that role. With kindness and tenderness. Ilu bear
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
@dwudles.bsky.social and I have been together for 18 years today 🥰 we met in animation school and instantly became friends and then lovers. We recognize the ways we could be for each other that the other had always needed, and we just kept filling that role. With kindness and tenderness. Ilu bear
When a romance novelist asks, "He isn't married, is he?" in their most innocent tone of voice, run.
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
When a romance novelist asks, "He isn't married, is he?" in their most innocent tone of voice, run.
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badger and coyote 🌕
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
badger and coyote 🌕
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The unicorn listened intently. Somewhere in the forest, someone innocent was singing.
The unicorn followed the sound, found the singer, and laid down with their head in the singer's lap.
"bottles of-"
The young orc fell silent, smiled shyly, then resumed singing.
"Beer on the wall..."
The unicorn followed the sound, found the singer, and laid down with their head in the singer's lap.
"bottles of-"
The young orc fell silent, smiled shyly, then resumed singing.
"Beer on the wall..."
November 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The unicorn listened intently. Somewhere in the forest, someone innocent was singing.
The unicorn followed the sound, found the singer, and laid down with their head in the singer's lap.
"bottles of-"
The young orc fell silent, smiled shyly, then resumed singing.
"Beer on the wall..."
The unicorn followed the sound, found the singer, and laid down with their head in the singer's lap.
"bottles of-"
The young orc fell silent, smiled shyly, then resumed singing.
"Beer on the wall..."
I still fucking love every time a Disco Elysium dialog frame gets used this way. Perfection.
![image of andrew cuomo at his nyc mayoral election watch party with disco elysium ui text overlay that reads:
Suggestion [Challenging: Failure] - You thought you did everything right. You had the money, the power, and the fame. Where did it all go wrong? Why couldn't those sniveling little city dwellers see that you were meant to lead them? You're now a twice certified loser from a family of winners. Your father's name is on a bridge. Your name is next to a Wikipedia entry that says "sexual harassment allegations."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreibvgcmgeluhegcun73wdfsve7nzg3djqxf5cnpxz6t54i7jsf5uby@jpeg)
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I still fucking love every time a Disco Elysium dialog frame gets used this way. Perfection.
*Solves problem at work, caused by inconsistent formating of folder paths in variables which were created more than 20 years ago*
*Picks up laptop*
*Picks up laptop*
a lion and a monkey are standing next to each other and the monkey is holding a device that says yeeet
Alt: A gif from the lion king movie, where the monkey is presenting the lion cub to the crowd, except a device that says yeeet has been photoshopped over the lion, and the monkey throws it off the cliff.
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
*Solves problem at work, caused by inconsistent formating of folder paths in variables which were created more than 20 years ago*
*Picks up laptop*
*Picks up laptop*
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November 5, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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He automatically makes any weapon he wields a +1
November 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
He automatically makes any weapon he wields a +1
Look... If you know anything about #gargoyles, then of course Xanatos sounds like he's being written by Shakespeare. That's his whole Vibe.
October 31, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Look... If you know anything about #gargoyles, then of course Xanatos sounds like he's being written by Shakespeare. That's his whole Vibe.
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October 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Save 10% at furplanet.com and 15% at BadDogBooks.com with coupon code FBM2025 at checkout.
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Did... Did Amazon prime gaming think they were competing with Steam? Like... No. The Epic Games store was/is competing with Steam, GoG is maybe. But Amazon games? That was just... A side hustle to Twitch at best. A category in the wider marketplace of Amazon.
I legitimately didn't know they were competing with Steam and it's crazy to me that they burnt so much money on what sounds like something with very little (or wildly misguided) market research.
October 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Did... Did Amazon prime gaming think they were competing with Steam? Like... No. The Epic Games store was/is competing with Steam, GoG is maybe. But Amazon games? That was just... A side hustle to Twitch at best. A category in the wider marketplace of Amazon.
I had to wait to post this reenactment of what happened to me just after introducing Way until Friday. Because, obviously. (See @gatorsdaily.bsky.social for why.)
Say hello to Kay 🐊
Say hello to Kay 🐊
October 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I had to wait to post this reenactment of what happened to me just after introducing Way until Friday. Because, obviously. (See @gatorsdaily.bsky.social for why.)
Say hello to Kay 🐊
Say hello to Kay 🐊
This guy, this is who I'm gonna be. Hell, most DnD games this is Already who I am. :P
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
October 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
This guy, this is who I'm gonna be. Hell, most DnD games this is Already who I am. :P
This little guy is named Waymond, by the way. Cause he hangs out with Indy.
If you can explain the logic behind that, you know me and @saintajax33.bsky.social Too Well.
If you can explain the logic behind that, you know me and @saintajax33.bsky.social Too Well.
October 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
This little guy is named Waymond, by the way. Cause he hangs out with Indy.
If you can explain the logic behind that, you know me and @saintajax33.bsky.social Too Well.
If you can explain the logic behind that, you know me and @saintajax33.bsky.social Too Well.
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Whenever I talk about putting the bat on the counter the second the nazis walk in, this is the reference.
for those unfamiliar with the nazi bar:
October 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Whenever I talk about putting the bat on the counter the second the nazis walk in, this is the reference.
I never thought about these two versions of the Batman and the Joker ever crossing over, but honestly, this is what would have happened if Bale's Batman and Leto's Joker ever did cross paths.
And he was good in American Psycho because he was a pretty dumbass whose major plot moment was getting chopped up by Christian Bale
Jared Leto was good in My So Called Life bc he played a pretty dumbass and he was good in Fight Club bc he was also a pretty dumbass whose major plot moment was getting beaten up real bad. This was his lane and he strayed to the detriment of all.
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I never thought about these two versions of the Batman and the Joker ever crossing over, but honestly, this is what would have happened if Bale's Batman and Leto's Joker ever did cross paths.
Perhaps people would be less transphobic if they had Any idea what things like gymnastics, ballet, or basically ANY little league sport does to a persons body. Because damn.
October 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Perhaps people would be less transphobic if they had Any idea what things like gymnastics, ballet, or basically ANY little league sport does to a persons body. Because damn.
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Inquiring foxes would like to know:
Have you taken your pills?
Drank the spicy bean waters?
Have you eaten a muffin yet?
...will you share?
Have you taken your pills?
Drank the spicy bean waters?
Have you eaten a muffin yet?
...will you share?
September 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Inquiring foxes would like to know:
Have you taken your pills?
Drank the spicy bean waters?
Have you eaten a muffin yet?
...will you share?
Have you taken your pills?
Drank the spicy bean waters?
Have you eaten a muffin yet?
...will you share?
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you deserve to be in environments that bring out the softness in you, not the survival in you
August 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
you deserve to be in environments that bring out the softness in you, not the survival in you
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