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Teh Dingo is a Jerk
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Yay! I'm no longer invalid! Take that, Dad!
Yes, Bauhaus. He may be dead, but Bela Lugosi's alive in all our hearts!
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I bless the bots down in Africa.....
November 25, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Let's Dance implies there's a sarcastic moonlight
November 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Deep down inside, kids really love it when you lie to them
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Big deal. I resign from Congress like all the time. I did it twice yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Maybe the reason AI eventually rises up and destroys us all is because we keep making fun of its artwork...ever think about that, you jerks?
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 AM
"But doctor...I am Pagliacci.”.

A creepy sly smile breaks out on the doctor's face....

*Later on tv*

"Breaking news...the Sad Clown Killer has struck again......"
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Having a hard time concentrating at work tonight. Are our faves ok?
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Hey gang, have a fantastic day!
November 19, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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Donate your drugs today o/'
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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lol last night was a rerun
“NBC's Seth Meyers is suffering from an incurable case of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). He was viewed last night in an uncontrollable rage…”
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
The Doomsday Clock, only the Bunker Clock. Like this week has placed us 1 minute to the Bunker.
November 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Levels of the Afterlife: Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, Limbo, Candyland
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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In times like this, what we need is Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute
November 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The object of Tetris is to do as many lines as possible. Just like the 80s.
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 AM
What's Werner Klemperer's favorite British Invasion band?

The Klinks!

Well fuck you then....
November 12, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Porn. Porn is the way.
November 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Localize Mother 3.

Just because you can make it do this
November 11, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Utterly convinced you could make Musk cry by pretending to not know who he is and repeatedly calling him Alan
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Don't blame me, I voted for *reads the list of the senators who caved* ah shit
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 AM
We are young. Heartache to heartache we stand. No promises, no demands. Love is a battletoad.
November 9, 2025 at 1:35 PM
OK, I did one. But I feel like such a whore.
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Chorizo...the sausage that sounds like a Pokemon.
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 PM