As someone raised in the fires of early 00s forums, seeing furry art in feeds where I least expect it is like seeing wolves thriving in Yellowstone again. A healthy furry population is the sign of effective rewilding efforts.

imagine not being silly. skill issue

yeah sex is cool or whatever, but have you ever had someone fall asleep in your lap while you play with their hair?

is she, you know, forklift certified?

the trick is to post your mediocre skeets while all the turbocharged mommydom gamergirls are sleeping. that way you can get a few likes before the onslaught of cum.

My ex: i have made a codependent relationship!
Me: you fucked up a perfectly good lesbian is what you did. look at it. it’s got anxiety

“average lesbian has 100 girlfriends” factoid is a statistical error. the soft butch dyke with smile lines and grey hairs who does manual labor has 100000 and is a statistical outlier who should not be counted.

The writers room is really going off today

I'm not like other girls, I'm a useful lesbian

getting out the Bionicle collection, who's coming over?

you're welcome

everytime you flush a toilet with your foot, you are kicking my heart in the dick.

should I drink more water? YES. am I going to?!? also, yes. 😔
(if I don't, my girlfriend will send her army of simps after me and I cannot defend myself from all 200 of you)

I feel like my first post needs to be appropriately inflammatory.... uuuuuuh Carly Lloyd should shut up