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Rob Hays
@tedstriker.bsky.social
Man about H-Town.
Gravy broke while my back was turned. (Had some uncling to do) Added more stock and got it back together.

P.S. put chili crisp in your gravy and ascend to Valhalla.
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
16 years. 16 Opening Days.
March 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I once had a pine tree cut down but told the guys that our neighborhood heavy trash pickup would haul it away. The tree remains formed a pile so large you couldn’t see our house. Quickly called them back to haul it off.
tree trimming

what do you mean it costs $8k to cut down a fucking tree
March 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
BALL FIVE BALL FIVE BALL FIVE
March 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Ranch Prep for cold days
February 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Shoresy Season 4 Coming This Winter | Trailer
YouTube video by Shoresy
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January 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I made ham stock for my collards on Monday. We are not the same.
January 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
First Christmas Eve present assembly Advil: 10:03pm

First mezcal: much earlier.
December 25, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Making four new (to me) recipes for Christmas this year. Like geniuses do.
December 23, 2024 at 3:26 PM
All this 90’s throwback stuff and no one has re-launched Gadzooks. Y’all ain’t about that life.
December 12, 2024 at 1:36 AM
True Auburn shit
November 24, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Watched Fellowship with my son for the first time this morning so time to repost this:
November 24, 2024 at 12:44 AM
Gonna pound mezcal negronis until the A&M game kicks off. Seems like a solid idea.
November 23, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Does anyone want a ticket to tonight’s Split Zone Duo show in Houston? Too raging sick to go but would love for the ticket to go anyway!
January 6, 2024 at 9:03 PM
October 20, 2023 at 2:56 AM
*Waves, smiles maniacally from Houston*

We were like you once! So innocent!
I'm not sure there's another fan base that would be more driven to insanity by the constant retort of "yeah, but you cheated."
October 19, 2023 at 9:01 PM
Dressing for convention booth work is so weird. I used to think I was over dressed if I wore a tie; now I’m over dressed if I tuck in my shirt.
October 17, 2023 at 4:24 PM
Search for drinks in your camera roll
October 5, 2023 at 11:25 PM
Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Kids’ Water Bottles $3,600
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
September 20, 2023 at 9:37 PM
I already live in Houston so #1 is a freebie.
September 20, 2023 at 1:17 AM
The “Forks” episode of The Bear may be the most I’ve ever identified with a piece of art. Beautiful and heartbreaking and inspiring all at once.
August 8, 2023 at 6:10 PM
Wait, who here does the live commentary on Astros’ games?
July 25, 2023 at 2:19 AM
Time for my new weekend ritual: making an Ava Crowder cocktail and watching Justified City Primeval.
July 24, 2023 at 12:56 AM