Ted Johnson
@tedsblog.com
Father, husband, DM, nerd, ally. Trans lives matter. Black lives matter. Gay rights are human rights. Abortion is health care. Sex work is work. The only good not-see is a dead not-see.
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Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
SACRAMENTO, CA—Promising his podcast listeners an engaging and enlightening conversation, California Gov. Gavin Newsom reportedly sat down Tuesday with a serial killer who targets the homeless populat...
theonion.com
May 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless
Boy, oh, boy. The urge to fish, grow root vegetables, and wear furs while hunting elk that this song pulls from my DNA is evidence enough that I have strong Nordic roots.
open.spotify.com/track/3WbRQG...
open.spotify.com/track/3WbRQG...
Jag ska lärä dig / Slängpolska
Daniel Pettersson · Sweden: The Nyckelharpa (Suède) · Song · 2003
open.spotify.com
April 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Boy, oh, boy. The urge to fish, grow root vegetables, and wear furs while hunting elk that this song pulls from my DNA is evidence enough that I have strong Nordic roots.
open.spotify.com/track/3WbRQG...
open.spotify.com/track/3WbRQG...
I came across this picture of me and @tested.com's very own Adam Savage from 2017. These shows, and SiliCon, were an absolute blast, and I miss my Con Family terribly...
April 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I came across this picture of me and @tested.com's very own Adam Savage from 2017. These shows, and SiliCon, were an absolute blast, and I miss my Con Family terribly...
This always made me feel both proud and extremely furious simultaneously.
April 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This always made me feel both proud and extremely furious simultaneously.
Not sure why I didn't do this originally, but I've changed my handle to reflect my domain name.
Do I have a functional website? No. Not at present, but thanks for making me feel bad about it... 😉
Do I have a functional website? No. Not at present, but thanks for making me feel bad about it... 😉
April 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Not sure why I didn't do this originally, but I've changed my handle to reflect my domain name.
Do I have a functional website? No. Not at present, but thanks for making me feel bad about it... 😉
Do I have a functional website? No. Not at present, but thanks for making me feel bad about it... 😉
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47 and his regime summed up in a single sentence.
These spoony wrinklers are a bunch of poltroons, rascals, rattlecaps and ruffians.
These spoony wrinklers are a bunch of poltroons, rascals, rattlecaps and ruffians.
April 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
47 and his regime summed up in a single sentence.
These spoony wrinklers are a bunch of poltroons, rascals, rattlecaps and ruffians.
These spoony wrinklers are a bunch of poltroons, rascals, rattlecaps and ruffians.
Mom would've been 78 today.
She was one of the most kind and giving people I've ever known, and was a dedicated educator.
As would be her wishes, and if you're the drinking type, please raise a glass of Guinness or a nice Irish whisky and raise a toast to MJ!
Godspeed mom, I love you. I miss you.
She was one of the most kind and giving people I've ever known, and was a dedicated educator.
As would be her wishes, and if you're the drinking type, please raise a glass of Guinness or a nice Irish whisky and raise a toast to MJ!
Godspeed mom, I love you. I miss you.
March 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Mom would've been 78 today.
She was one of the most kind and giving people I've ever known, and was a dedicated educator.
As would be her wishes, and if you're the drinking type, please raise a glass of Guinness or a nice Irish whisky and raise a toast to MJ!
Godspeed mom, I love you. I miss you.
She was one of the most kind and giving people I've ever known, and was a dedicated educator.
As would be her wishes, and if you're the drinking type, please raise a glass of Guinness or a nice Irish whisky and raise a toast to MJ!
Godspeed mom, I love you. I miss you.
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Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.
March 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.
A: Look at the awesome work my friend does! She's available for commissions.
B: This commission was for me and I couldn't be happier! We discussed themes, and ultimately I told her to go ham, but Donatello was my favorite TMNT. She knocked it out of the park!
B: This commission was for me and I couldn't be happier! We discussed themes, and ultimately I told her to go ham, but Donatello was my favorite TMNT. She knocked it out of the park!
Do you have #HeroForge minis that need painting?
I can #3Dprint AND paint them for you, for a very reasonable price! (cheaper than HeroForge!🫣)
This is Kra'Gle, a Tortle barbarian with some Donatello flair, and my latest commission for a friend.
Chat is open!😁 #Miniatures #TTRPGs
I can #3Dprint AND paint them for you, for a very reasonable price! (cheaper than HeroForge!🫣)
This is Kra'Gle, a Tortle barbarian with some Donatello flair, and my latest commission for a friend.
Chat is open!😁 #Miniatures #TTRPGs
March 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
A: Look at the awesome work my friend does! She's available for commissions.
B: This commission was for me and I couldn't be happier! We discussed themes, and ultimately I told her to go ham, but Donatello was my favorite TMNT. She knocked it out of the park!
B: This commission was for me and I couldn't be happier! We discussed themes, and ultimately I told her to go ham, but Donatello was my favorite TMNT. She knocked it out of the park!
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YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
Oh, thank The Maker!
Tested positive last week Sunday evening, and took the week off work. Like like I'll be going in tomorrow!
Tested positive last week Sunday evening, and took the week off work. Like like I'll be going in tomorrow!
March 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Oh, thank The Maker!
Tested positive last week Sunday evening, and took the week off work. Like like I'll be going in tomorrow!
Tested positive last week Sunday evening, and took the week off work. Like like I'll be going in tomorrow!
I just- LOOK AT THOSE OPALS you guys! @bellechere.bsky.social does commissions and you'd be a fool to not consider her. She's painting a mini for me right now, and it's looking absolutely gorgeous!
Isperia, the Supreme Judge.
Imagine my glee when I looked up this #MtG card to see this as the color scheme. 💗💜💙
Pretty pleased with how the opals turned out! She's too big for a 360 spin in the photo booth, so just photos this time. #MiniPainting #Magic #art
Imagine my glee when I looked up this #MtG card to see this as the color scheme. 💗💜💙
Pretty pleased with how the opals turned out! She's too big for a 360 spin in the photo booth, so just photos this time. #MiniPainting #Magic #art
March 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I just- LOOK AT THOSE OPALS you guys! @bellechere.bsky.social does commissions and you'd be a fool to not consider her. She's painting a mini for me right now, and it's looking absolutely gorgeous!
Yeah, that's not something you wanna see in the first few seconds...
March 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Yeah, that's not something you wanna see in the first few seconds...
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First they came for the Palestinian protestor and I said “hey you Nazi fucks, you’re being Nazis, everyone else we need to shut these motherfuckers down RIGHT now” because I actually paid attention to the poem
March 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
First they came for the Palestinian protestor and I said “hey you Nazi fucks, you’re being Nazis, everyone else we need to shut these motherfuckers down RIGHT now” because I actually paid attention to the poem
Woke up with a fever and a killer headache. On the plus side, I'm cuddled up with my doggy, drinking ginger ale, and watching reruns of ER.
a man in a plaid shirt is holding a piece of coal in his mouth and says ug , black lung .
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is holding a piece of coal in his mouth and says ug , black lung .
media.tenor.com
March 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Woke up with a fever and a killer headache. On the plus side, I'm cuddled up with my doggy, drinking ginger ale, and watching reruns of ER.
Friends! Did you know that #HotPockets don't require a paper sleeve anymore? I feel like this is a tectonic shift in the world of Food Science!
March 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Friends! Did you know that #HotPockets don't require a paper sleeve anymore? I feel like this is a tectonic shift in the world of Food Science!
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Apropos of nothing...
March 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Apropos of nothing...
I got off the phone with the doc who prescribes my brain meds after messaging her about the Ritalin not being effective. Apparently, her staff told her it was urgent, (there's nothing in my message to indicate that.) so she called me from the side of the road after being in a car accident. 1/2
March 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I got off the phone with the doc who prescribes my brain meds after messaging her about the Ritalin not being effective. Apparently, her staff told her it was urgent, (there's nothing in my message to indicate that.) so she called me from the side of the road after being in a car accident. 1/2