Teddy Hose
@teddyhose.bsky.social
Artist/Writer/Humorist
Cult survivor on A&E's Cults & Extreme Belief
+ Netflix's Explained & How to Become a Cult Leader
CV: HuffPost, Laughing Squid, McSweeney’s
TikTok:@2dhose | IG:@teddyhose
Cult survivor on A&E's Cults & Extreme Belief
+ Netflix's Explained & How to Become a Cult Leader
CV: HuffPost, Laughing Squid, McSweeney’s
TikTok:@2dhose | IG:@teddyhose
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Teddy Hose
@teddyhose.bsky.social
· Aug 24
“I don’t think MAGA would exist without Rev. Moon because he started the Washington Times.”
-Akina Cox, ex-Unification Church/ “Moonie” cult member & journalist (Salon, HuffPost)
@lastweektonight.com this thread might be worth your attention, if you have a moment… 🧵
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-Akina Cox, ex-Unification Church/ “Moonie” cult member & journalist (Salon, HuffPost)
@lastweektonight.com this thread might be worth your attention, if you have a moment… 🧵
1/10
It used to be fiction...
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It used to be fiction...
Mamdani in free trial mode for the new customer. Can’t always pick up the heavy emotional labor bill, but he knew how important this was 👏
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Mamdani in free trial mode for the new customer. Can’t always pick up the heavy emotional labor bill, but he knew how important this was 👏
My article for Seattle news publication @realchangenews.bsky.social on the Loch Kelden or Denny mansion.
This 1907 home to the Denny family who founded Seattle was sold to the cult of my childhood, the Unification Church or “Moonies,” in 1973.
www.realchangenews.org/news/2025/11...
This 1907 home to the Denny family who founded Seattle was sold to the cult of my childhood, the Unification Church or “Moonies,” in 1973.
www.realchangenews.org/news/2025/11...
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My article for Seattle news publication @realchangenews.bsky.social on the Loch Kelden or Denny mansion.
This 1907 home to the Denny family who founded Seattle was sold to the cult of my childhood, the Unification Church or “Moonies,” in 1973.
www.realchangenews.org/news/2025/11...
This 1907 home to the Denny family who founded Seattle was sold to the cult of my childhood, the Unification Church or “Moonies,” in 1973.
www.realchangenews.org/news/2025/11...
Reposted by Teddy Hose
Nope. Yup. Lilith Fair Queen is back to own all the misogynists. She heard the call and rose up like Dark Phoenix.
You live in a church
Where you sleep with voodoo dolls
And you won’t give up the search
For the ghosts in the halls
You live in a church
Where you sleep with voodoo dolls
And you won’t give up the search
For the ghosts in the halls
Finding Your 'Village' of Support; Sarah McLachlan On New Album & Lilith Fair; "Ask E. Jean" at DOC NYC; 'The Other Americans' Closing Soon | All Of It | WNYC
Finding Your 'Village' of Support; Sarah McLachlan On New Album & Lilith Fair; "Ask E. Jean" at DOC NYC; 'The Other Americans' Closing Soon
www.wnyc.org
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Nope. Yup. Lilith Fair Queen is back to own all the misogynists. She heard the call and rose up like Dark Phoenix.
You live in a church
Where you sleep with voodoo dolls
And you won’t give up the search
For the ghosts in the halls
You live in a church
Where you sleep with voodoo dolls
And you won’t give up the search
For the ghosts in the halls
Couldn't make it through Mike Johnson's comments, which feel like the people trying to soothe the NXIVM victims, holding them down as they got branded with Keith Rainiere's initials near their genitals.
Video of his gaslighting side by side with the victims speaking out is truly excruciating 🤮
Video of his gaslighting side by side with the victims speaking out is truly excruciating 🤮
MAGA Mike SCRAMBLES as Survivors EXPOSE TRUMP
YouTube video by Adam Mockler
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Couldn't make it through Mike Johnson's comments, which feel like the people trying to soothe the NXIVM victims, holding them down as they got branded with Keith Rainiere's initials near their genitals.
Video of his gaslighting side by side with the victims speaking out is truly excruciating 🤮
Video of his gaslighting side by side with the victims speaking out is truly excruciating 🤮
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The flood of Epstein receipts boils it down to if Republicans "want" to do the right thing. Seems only the ones who got screwed by this administration or experienced SA bc "empathy is made up" right?
Flocking to Jesus in times like these only makes Jesus look bad. Haven't you learned that already?
Flocking to Jesus in times like these only makes Jesus look bad. Haven't you learned that already?
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The flood of Epstein receipts boils it down to if Republicans "want" to do the right thing. Seems only the ones who got screwed by this administration or experienced SA bc "empathy is made up" right?
Flocking to Jesus in times like these only makes Jesus look bad. Haven't you learned that already?
Flocking to Jesus in times like these only makes Jesus look bad. Haven't you learned that already?
When Jeffrey Epstein says someone's the worst person he knows...
YOU DON'T LET THAT PERSON RUN THE GODDAMN COUNTRY!!
YOU DON'T LET THAT PERSON RUN THE GODDAMN COUNTRY!!
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
When Jeffrey Epstein says someone's the worst person he knows...
YOU DON'T LET THAT PERSON RUN THE GODDAMN COUNTRY!!
YOU DON'T LET THAT PERSON RUN THE GODDAMN COUNTRY!!
Got these ads in the mail just before last week’s Mamdani win & immediately picked up on the sus.
The fear-mongering w/ dehumanizing language was giving one-dimensional, out-of-touch NIMBY. So I did a little digging.
🧵 1/2
The fear-mongering w/ dehumanizing language was giving one-dimensional, out-of-touch NIMBY. So I did a little digging.
🧵 1/2
November 11, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Got these ads in the mail just before last week’s Mamdani win & immediately picked up on the sus.
The fear-mongering w/ dehumanizing language was giving one-dimensional, out-of-touch NIMBY. So I did a little digging.
🧵 1/2
The fear-mongering w/ dehumanizing language was giving one-dimensional, out-of-touch NIMBY. So I did a little digging.
🧵 1/2
Re: Nikki Glaser's controversial monologue on SNL
Yes, she joked about trafficking & r*pe. But I feel like some dissenting reactions were also tone-deaf to the nuanced informative nature of them, that I picked up on at least.
This was my comment to one such reaction video on TikTok:
Yes, she joked about trafficking & r*pe. But I feel like some dissenting reactions were also tone-deaf to the nuanced informative nature of them, that I picked up on at least.
This was my comment to one such reaction video on TikTok:
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Re: Nikki Glaser's controversial monologue on SNL
Yes, she joked about trafficking & r*pe. But I feel like some dissenting reactions were also tone-deaf to the nuanced informative nature of them, that I picked up on at least.
This was my comment to one such reaction video on TikTok:
Yes, she joked about trafficking & r*pe. But I feel like some dissenting reactions were also tone-deaf to the nuanced informative nature of them, that I picked up on at least.
This was my comment to one such reaction video on TikTok:
Premieres tomorrow. Great timing, Hollywood!
#FuckICE
#FuckICE
NUREMBERG | Official Trailer #1 (2025)
YouTube video by Sony Pictures Classics
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Premieres tomorrow. Great timing, Hollywood!
#FuckICE
#FuckICE
“…a lawyer…accused the administration of trying to ‘leverage people’s hunger to gain partisan political advantage.’”
Hi, I lived under the mercy of a far right, super rich cult leader & this resonates 1000%.
They. Don’t. Care.
(But are great at keeping your emotions engaged, til the 💩 hits the 🪭)
Hi, I lived under the mercy of a far right, super rich cult leader & this resonates 1000%.
They. Don’t. Care.
(But are great at keeping your emotions engaged, til the 💩 hits the 🪭)
Judge Orders Trump Administration to Fully Fund Food Stamps This Month
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“…a lawyer…accused the administration of trying to ‘leverage people’s hunger to gain partisan political advantage.’”
Hi, I lived under the mercy of a far right, super rich cult leader & this resonates 1000%.
They. Don’t. Care.
(But are great at keeping your emotions engaged, til the 💩 hits the 🪭)
Hi, I lived under the mercy of a far right, super rich cult leader & this resonates 1000%.
They. Don’t. Care.
(But are great at keeping your emotions engaged, til the 💩 hits the 🪭)
Reposted by Teddy Hose
Reposted by Teddy Hose
What we know, 12:10am
[Now in 2 parts]
—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems flip ≈13 seats in VA House
—Dems defend NJ-Gov + Assembly
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win supreme court
—ME vote-restricting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
—Krasner & Bragg win
[Now in 2 parts]
—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems flip ≈13 seats in VA House
—Dems defend NJ-Gov + Assembly
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win supreme court
—ME vote-restricting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
—Krasner & Bragg win
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
What we know, 12:10am
[Now in 2 parts]
—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems flip ≈13 seats in VA House
—Dems defend NJ-Gov + Assembly
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win supreme court
—ME vote-restricting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
—Krasner & Bragg win
[Now in 2 parts]
—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems flip ≈13 seats in VA House
—Dems defend NJ-Gov + Assembly
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win supreme court
—ME vote-restricting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
—Krasner & Bragg win
All that and…
My voting station was on New York Ave in Brooklyn. So I voted in New York, New York, New York for probably the city’s most significant mayoral election in my lifetime.
You got this Zohran!! 🙌
#mamdani #zohranmamdani #nycelection #democraticsocialism
My voting station was on New York Ave in Brooklyn. So I voted in New York, New York, New York for probably the city’s most significant mayoral election in my lifetime.
You got this Zohran!! 🙌
#mamdani #zohranmamdani #nycelection #democraticsocialism
November 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
All that and…
My voting station was on New York Ave in Brooklyn. So I voted in New York, New York, New York for probably the city’s most significant mayoral election in my lifetime.
You got this Zohran!! 🙌
#mamdani #zohranmamdani #nycelection #democraticsocialism
My voting station was on New York Ave in Brooklyn. So I voted in New York, New York, New York for probably the city’s most significant mayoral election in my lifetime.
You got this Zohran!! 🙌
#mamdani #zohranmamdani #nycelection #democraticsocialism
“In this moment, we don’t need to replace one scandal-ridden politician w/ another scandal-ridden politician. NYers deserve to leave this decades-old, corruption-filled legacy behind & move forward...”
-@jasgripper.bsky.social, NY Working Families Party (pro-Mamdani) Co-Director
NY Times app 🤮:
-@jasgripper.bsky.social, NY Working Families Party (pro-Mamdani) Co-Director
NY Times app 🤮:
November 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
“In this moment, we don’t need to replace one scandal-ridden politician w/ another scandal-ridden politician. NYers deserve to leave this decades-old, corruption-filled legacy behind & move forward...”
-@jasgripper.bsky.social, NY Working Families Party (pro-Mamdani) Co-Director
NY Times app 🤮:
-@jasgripper.bsky.social, NY Working Families Party (pro-Mamdani) Co-Director
NY Times app 🤮:
THE WOKEISM APOCALYPSE IS UPON US!!
Antifa Super Soldiers, assemble!
My 2025 Halloween costume because 2025.
tiktok.com/t/ZTMVpRL2b/
#antifa #halloween #halloweencostume #nokings #funny #antifascist #meltice #fuckice #halloween2025 #comedy #woke #politics #politicalhumor #satire #dumptrump
Antifa Super Soldiers, assemble!
My 2025 Halloween costume because 2025.
tiktok.com/t/ZTMVpRL2b/
#antifa #halloween #halloweencostume #nokings #funny #antifascist #meltice #fuckice #halloween2025 #comedy #woke #politics #politicalhumor #satire #dumptrump
November 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
THE WOKEISM APOCALYPSE IS UPON US!!
Antifa Super Soldiers, assemble!
My 2025 Halloween costume because 2025.
tiktok.com/t/ZTMVpRL2b/
#antifa #halloween #halloweencostume #nokings #funny #antifascist #meltice #fuckice #halloween2025 #comedy #woke #politics #politicalhumor #satire #dumptrump
Antifa Super Soldiers, assemble!
My 2025 Halloween costume because 2025.
tiktok.com/t/ZTMVpRL2b/
#antifa #halloween #halloweencostume #nokings #funny #antifascist #meltice #fuckice #halloween2025 #comedy #woke #politics #politicalhumor #satire #dumptrump
This is growing increasingly ridiculous and dangerous by the day. Please everyone, can we engage in the only action that ever works to overthrow authoritarian regimes?
Sign up for the general strike where there will be millions on your side to support the cause ✊
generalstrikeus.com
Sign up for the general strike where there will be millions on your side to support the cause ✊
generalstrikeus.com
None of this is correct. Good thing we have a steady hand on "nuclear"
October 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This is growing increasingly ridiculous and dangerous by the day. Please everyone, can we engage in the only action that ever works to overthrow authoritarian regimes?
Sign up for the general strike where there will be millions on your side to support the cause ✊
generalstrikeus.com
Sign up for the general strike where there will be millions on your side to support the cause ✊
generalstrikeus.com
Welp, I know the next book I'm going to read.
Why Cameron Crowe wears 'uncool' as a badge of honor
Crowe was just 15 years old when he became a music journalist in 1973. He had to talk his mom into letting him go on the road with bands. He chronicles his adventures in his new memoir, The Uncool.
www.npr.org
October 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Welp, I know the next book I'm going to read.
What kind of person in a position of ultimate power to release evidence of wide-scale child r*pe decides not to, despite the victims speaking out where one wrote a book about it before ending her life?
#EpsteinFiles
generalstrikeus.com
#EpsteinFiles
generalstrikeus.com
The General Strike
The General strike -the people united shall never be stopped. If we strike together we can make true real change. Sign the strike card today.
generalstrikeus.com
October 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
What kind of person in a position of ultimate power to release evidence of wide-scale child r*pe decides not to, despite the victims speaking out where one wrote a book about it before ending her life?
#EpsteinFiles
generalstrikeus.com
#EpsteinFiles
generalstrikeus.com
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"We'd like to thank you for promoting our Firefly app with your incredible aero-defecation AI video"
Tech billionaires gonna tech billionaire 🙄
www.msn.com/en-us/techno...
Tech billionaires gonna tech billionaire 🙄
www.msn.com/en-us/techno...
October 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"We'd like to thank you for promoting our Firefly app with your incredible aero-defecation AI video"
Tech billionaires gonna tech billionaire 🙄
www.msn.com/en-us/techno...
Tech billionaires gonna tech billionaire 🙄
www.msn.com/en-us/techno...
Alexa, give me a metaphor for the zeitgeist.
A man was arrested after he allegedly rammed his car into a security checkpoint outside the White House, officials said.
Man arrested after driving into White House security checkpoint, authorities say
A man was arrested after he allegedly rammed his car into a security checkpoint outside the White House, officials said.
bit.ly
October 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Alexa, give me a metaphor for the zeitgeist.