Teddy Hose
@teddyhose.bsky.social
Artist/Writer/Humorist
Cult survivor on A&E's Cults & Extreme Belief
+ Netflix's Explained & How to Become a Cult Leader
CV: HuffPost, Laughing Squid, McSweeney’s
TikTok:@2dhose | IG:@teddyhose
Cult survivor on A&E's Cults & Extreme Belief
+ Netflix's Explained & How to Become a Cult Leader
CV: HuffPost, Laughing Squid, McSweeney’s
TikTok:@2dhose | IG:@teddyhose
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Teddy Hose
@teddyhose.bsky.social
· Aug 24
“I don’t think MAGA would exist without Rev. Moon because he started the Washington Times.”
-Akina Cox, ex-Unification Church/ “Moonie” cult member & journalist (Salon, HuffPost)
@lastweektonight.com this thread might be worth your attention, if you have a moment… 🧵
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-Akina Cox, ex-Unification Church/ “Moonie” cult member & journalist (Salon, HuffPost)
@lastweektonight.com this thread might be worth your attention, if you have a moment… 🧵
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My only thought is they had to keep the kids traumatized to keep them under control. Straight out of a horror movie.
This newly released photo from Epstein Island has me completed grossed and creeped out.
December 4, 2025 at 3:48 AM
My only thought is they had to keep the kids traumatized to keep them under control. Straight out of a horror movie.
Reposted by Teddy Hose
AMAZING NEWS. Huge shoutout to the incredible attorneys at ACLU-DC, Amica, NIPNLG, CASA, and WLC litigating this case!
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Judge blocks widespread immigration arrests in DC made without warrants or probable cause
Injunction was sought by civil liberties groups in lawsuit against Department of Homeland Security
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
AMAZING NEWS. Huge shoutout to the incredible attorneys at ACLU-DC, Amica, NIPNLG, CASA, and WLC litigating this case!
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
The trial officially started yesterday.
"Han is also accused of...helping Yoon win the presidential election in 2022 by mobilizing church members in return for his backing of church projects...
Church projects = luxurious palaces in Cheongpyeong paid for by financially destitute church families.
"Han is also accused of...helping Yoon win the presidential election in 2022 by mobilizing church members in return for his backing of church projects...
Church projects = luxurious palaces in Cheongpyeong paid for by financially destitute church families.
At trial of South Korea's Unification Church head, prosecutors allege luxury bribes
The trial of the head of South Korea's Unification Church started on Monday, with prosecutors portraying Han Hak-ja as keen to exert political influence and accusing her of using Chanel bags to bribe ...
www.reuters.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
The trial officially started yesterday.
"Han is also accused of...helping Yoon win the presidential election in 2022 by mobilizing church members in return for his backing of church projects...
Church projects = luxurious palaces in Cheongpyeong paid for by financially destitute church families.
"Han is also accused of...helping Yoon win the presidential election in 2022 by mobilizing church members in return for his backing of church projects...
Church projects = luxurious palaces in Cheongpyeong paid for by financially destitute church families.
Having grown up in the same religious cult as Shinzo Abe’s assassin, Tetsuya Yamagami, this cuts deep.
Parents are made to give everything to the filthy rich, ruling Moon family vs. their children's basic needs.
TY to his mom: “You didn’t invest in your children...what on earth are you?”
💔💔💔
Parents are made to give everything to the filthy rich, ruling Moon family vs. their children's basic needs.
TY to his mom: “You didn’t invest in your children...what on earth are you?”
💔💔💔
Mother of suspected Abe killer apologizes for son’s actions | The Asahi Shimbun: Breaking News, Japan News and Analysis
NARA—Defense lawyers for the man accused of murdering former Prime Minister Shinzo Abe said his mother’s fervent religious activities and donations to the Unification Church pushed her son into a desp...
www.asahi.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Having grown up in the same religious cult as Shinzo Abe’s assassin, Tetsuya Yamagami, this cuts deep.
Parents are made to give everything to the filthy rich, ruling Moon family vs. their children's basic needs.
TY to his mom: “You didn’t invest in your children...what on earth are you?”
💔💔💔
Parents are made to give everything to the filthy rich, ruling Moon family vs. their children's basic needs.
TY to his mom: “You didn’t invest in your children...what on earth are you?”
💔💔💔
Social murder doesn't get any more literal than this.
November 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Social murder doesn't get any more literal than this.
It used to be fiction...
November 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It used to be fiction...
Mamdani in free trial mode for the new customer. Can’t always pick up the heavy emotional labor bill, but he knew how important this was 👏
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Mamdani in free trial mode for the new customer. Can’t always pick up the heavy emotional labor bill, but he knew how important this was 👏
My article for Seattle news publication @realchangenews.bsky.social on the Loch Kelden or Denny mansion.
This 1907 home to the Denny family who founded Seattle was sold to the cult of my childhood, the Unification Church or “Moonies,” in 1973.
www.realchangenews.org/news/2025/11...
This 1907 home to the Denny family who founded Seattle was sold to the cult of my childhood, the Unification Church or “Moonies,” in 1973.
www.realchangenews.org/news/2025/11...
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
My article for Seattle news publication @realchangenews.bsky.social on the Loch Kelden or Denny mansion.
This 1907 home to the Denny family who founded Seattle was sold to the cult of my childhood, the Unification Church or “Moonies,” in 1973.
www.realchangenews.org/news/2025/11...
This 1907 home to the Denny family who founded Seattle was sold to the cult of my childhood, the Unification Church or “Moonies,” in 1973.
www.realchangenews.org/news/2025/11...
Reposted by Teddy Hose
Nope. Yup. Lilith Fair Queen is back to own all the misogynists. She heard the call and rose up like Dark Phoenix.
You live in a church
Where you sleep with voodoo dolls
And you won’t give up the search
For the ghosts in the halls
You live in a church
Where you sleep with voodoo dolls
And you won’t give up the search
For the ghosts in the halls
Finding Your 'Village' of Support; Sarah McLachlan On New Album & Lilith Fair; "Ask E. Jean" at DOC NYC; 'The Other Americans' Closing Soon | All Of It | WNYC
Finding Your 'Village' of Support; Sarah McLachlan On New Album & Lilith Fair; "Ask E. Jean" at DOC NYC; 'The Other Americans' Closing Soon
www.wnyc.org
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Nope. Yup. Lilith Fair Queen is back to own all the misogynists. She heard the call and rose up like Dark Phoenix.
You live in a church
Where you sleep with voodoo dolls
And you won’t give up the search
For the ghosts in the halls
You live in a church
Where you sleep with voodoo dolls
And you won’t give up the search
For the ghosts in the halls
Couldn't make it through Mike Johnson's comments, which feel like the people trying to soothe the NXIVM victims, holding them down as they got branded with Keith Rainiere's initials near their genitals.
Video of his gaslighting side by side with the victims speaking out is truly excruciating 🤮
Video of his gaslighting side by side with the victims speaking out is truly excruciating 🤮
MAGA Mike SCRAMBLES as Survivors EXPOSE TRUMP
YouTube video by Adam Mockler
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Couldn't make it through Mike Johnson's comments, which feel like the people trying to soothe the NXIVM victims, holding them down as they got branded with Keith Rainiere's initials near their genitals.
Video of his gaslighting side by side with the victims speaking out is truly excruciating 🤮
Video of his gaslighting side by side with the victims speaking out is truly excruciating 🤮
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The flood of Epstein receipts boils it down to if Republicans "want" to do the right thing. Seems only the ones who got screwed by this administration or experienced SA bc "empathy is made up" right?
Flocking to Jesus in times like these only makes Jesus look bad. Haven't you learned that already?
Flocking to Jesus in times like these only makes Jesus look bad. Haven't you learned that already?
November 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The flood of Epstein receipts boils it down to if Republicans "want" to do the right thing. Seems only the ones who got screwed by this administration or experienced SA bc "empathy is made up" right?
Flocking to Jesus in times like these only makes Jesus look bad. Haven't you learned that already?
Flocking to Jesus in times like these only makes Jesus look bad. Haven't you learned that already?
When Jeffrey Epstein says someone's the worst person he knows...
YOU DON'T LET THAT PERSON RUN THE GODDAMN COUNTRY!!
YOU DON'T LET THAT PERSON RUN THE GODDAMN COUNTRY!!
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
When Jeffrey Epstein says someone's the worst person he knows...
YOU DON'T LET THAT PERSON RUN THE GODDAMN COUNTRY!!
YOU DON'T LET THAT PERSON RUN THE GODDAMN COUNTRY!!
Got these ads in the mail just before last week’s Mamdani win & immediately picked up on the sus.
The fear-mongering w/ dehumanizing language was giving one-dimensional, out-of-touch NIMBY. So I did a little digging.
🧵 1/2
The fear-mongering w/ dehumanizing language was giving one-dimensional, out-of-touch NIMBY. So I did a little digging.
🧵 1/2
November 11, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Got these ads in the mail just before last week’s Mamdani win & immediately picked up on the sus.
The fear-mongering w/ dehumanizing language was giving one-dimensional, out-of-touch NIMBY. So I did a little digging.
🧵 1/2
The fear-mongering w/ dehumanizing language was giving one-dimensional, out-of-touch NIMBY. So I did a little digging.
🧵 1/2
Re: Nikki Glaser's controversial monologue on SNL
Yes, she joked about trafficking & r*pe. But I feel like some dissenting reactions were also tone-deaf to the nuanced informative nature of them, that I picked up on at least.
This was my comment to one such reaction video on TikTok:
Yes, she joked about trafficking & r*pe. But I feel like some dissenting reactions were also tone-deaf to the nuanced informative nature of them, that I picked up on at least.
This was my comment to one such reaction video on TikTok:
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Re: Nikki Glaser's controversial monologue on SNL
Yes, she joked about trafficking & r*pe. But I feel like some dissenting reactions were also tone-deaf to the nuanced informative nature of them, that I picked up on at least.
This was my comment to one such reaction video on TikTok:
Yes, she joked about trafficking & r*pe. But I feel like some dissenting reactions were also tone-deaf to the nuanced informative nature of them, that I picked up on at least.
This was my comment to one such reaction video on TikTok:
Premieres tomorrow. Great timing, Hollywood!
#FuckICE
#FuckICE
NUREMBERG | Official Trailer #1 (2025)
YouTube video by Sony Pictures Classics
youtu.be
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Premieres tomorrow. Great timing, Hollywood!
#FuckICE
#FuckICE
“…a lawyer…accused the administration of trying to ‘leverage people’s hunger to gain partisan political advantage.’”
Hi, I lived under the mercy of a far right, super rich cult leader & this resonates 1000%.
They. Don’t. Care.
(But are great at keeping your emotions engaged, til the 💩 hits the 🪭)
Hi, I lived under the mercy of a far right, super rich cult leader & this resonates 1000%.
They. Don’t. Care.
(But are great at keeping your emotions engaged, til the 💩 hits the 🪭)
Judge Orders Trump Administration to Fully Fund Food Stamps This Month
www.nytimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“…a lawyer…accused the administration of trying to ‘leverage people’s hunger to gain partisan political advantage.’”
Hi, I lived under the mercy of a far right, super rich cult leader & this resonates 1000%.
They. Don’t. Care.
(But are great at keeping your emotions engaged, til the 💩 hits the 🪭)
Hi, I lived under the mercy of a far right, super rich cult leader & this resonates 1000%.
They. Don’t. Care.
(But are great at keeping your emotions engaged, til the 💩 hits the 🪭)
Reposted by Teddy Hose
Reposted by Teddy Hose
What we know, 12:10am
[Now in 2 parts]
—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems flip ≈13 seats in VA House
—Dems defend NJ-Gov + Assembly
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win supreme court
—ME vote-restricting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
—Krasner & Bragg win
[Now in 2 parts]
—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems flip ≈13 seats in VA House
—Dems defend NJ-Gov + Assembly
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win supreme court
—ME vote-restricting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
—Krasner & Bragg win
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
What we know, 12:10am
[Now in 2 parts]
—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems flip ≈13 seats in VA House
—Dems defend NJ-Gov + Assembly
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win supreme court
—ME vote-restricting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
—Krasner & Bragg win
[Now in 2 parts]
—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems flip ≈13 seats in VA House
—Dems defend NJ-Gov + Assembly
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win supreme court
—ME vote-restricting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
—Krasner & Bragg win
All that and…
My voting station was on New York Ave in Brooklyn. So I voted in New York, New York, New York for probably the city’s most significant mayoral election in my lifetime.
You got this Zohran!! 🙌
#mamdani #zohranmamdani #nycelection #democraticsocialism
My voting station was on New York Ave in Brooklyn. So I voted in New York, New York, New York for probably the city’s most significant mayoral election in my lifetime.
You got this Zohran!! 🙌
#mamdani #zohranmamdani #nycelection #democraticsocialism
November 4, 2025 at 8:57 PM
All that and…
My voting station was on New York Ave in Brooklyn. So I voted in New York, New York, New York for probably the city’s most significant mayoral election in my lifetime.
You got this Zohran!! 🙌
#mamdani #zohranmamdani #nycelection #democraticsocialism
My voting station was on New York Ave in Brooklyn. So I voted in New York, New York, New York for probably the city’s most significant mayoral election in my lifetime.
You got this Zohran!! 🙌
#mamdani #zohranmamdani #nycelection #democraticsocialism
“In this moment, we don’t need to replace one scandal-ridden politician w/ another scandal-ridden politician. NYers deserve to leave this decades-old, corruption-filled legacy behind & move forward...”
-@jasgripper.bsky.social, NY Working Families Party (pro-Mamdani) Co-Director
NY Times app 🤮:
-@jasgripper.bsky.social, NY Working Families Party (pro-Mamdani) Co-Director
NY Times app 🤮:
November 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
“In this moment, we don’t need to replace one scandal-ridden politician w/ another scandal-ridden politician. NYers deserve to leave this decades-old, corruption-filled legacy behind & move forward...”
-@jasgripper.bsky.social, NY Working Families Party (pro-Mamdani) Co-Director
NY Times app 🤮:
-@jasgripper.bsky.social, NY Working Families Party (pro-Mamdani) Co-Director
NY Times app 🤮:
THE WOKEISM APOCALYPSE IS UPON US!!
Antifa Super Soldiers, assemble!
My 2025 Halloween costume because 2025.
tiktok.com/t/ZTMVpRL2b/
#antifa #halloween #halloweencostume #nokings #funny #antifascist #meltice #fuckice #halloween2025 #comedy #woke #politics #politicalhumor #satire #dumptrump
Antifa Super Soldiers, assemble!
My 2025 Halloween costume because 2025.
tiktok.com/t/ZTMVpRL2b/
#antifa #halloween #halloweencostume #nokings #funny #antifascist #meltice #fuckice #halloween2025 #comedy #woke #politics #politicalhumor #satire #dumptrump
November 1, 2025 at 2:21 PM
THE WOKEISM APOCALYPSE IS UPON US!!
Antifa Super Soldiers, assemble!
My 2025 Halloween costume because 2025.
tiktok.com/t/ZTMVpRL2b/
#antifa #halloween #halloweencostume #nokings #funny #antifascist #meltice #fuckice #halloween2025 #comedy #woke #politics #politicalhumor #satire #dumptrump
Antifa Super Soldiers, assemble!
My 2025 Halloween costume because 2025.
tiktok.com/t/ZTMVpRL2b/
#antifa #halloween #halloweencostume #nokings #funny #antifascist #meltice #fuckice #halloween2025 #comedy #woke #politics #politicalhumor #satire #dumptrump
This is growing increasingly ridiculous and dangerous by the day. Please everyone, can we engage in the only action that ever works to overthrow authoritarian regimes?
Sign up for the general strike where there will be millions on your side to support the cause ✊
generalstrikeus.com
Sign up for the general strike where there will be millions on your side to support the cause ✊
generalstrikeus.com
None of this is correct. Good thing we have a steady hand on "nuclear"
October 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This is growing increasingly ridiculous and dangerous by the day. Please everyone, can we engage in the only action that ever works to overthrow authoritarian regimes?
Sign up for the general strike where there will be millions on your side to support the cause ✊
generalstrikeus.com
Sign up for the general strike where there will be millions on your side to support the cause ✊
generalstrikeus.com