Tectulus
@tectulus.bsky.social
he/him | amateur | often digital art shitposting | socialist | history, technology and politics
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I genuinely believe Musk will not be alive in 10 years
What's deeply funny about this:
It's mostly tied to 10 year targets around robo taxis and Tesla sales figures he has zero chance of meeting.
So it's just pure delusion on all sides. 12 year old brains doing 12 year old 'cool' things all round.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
It's mostly tied to 10 year targets around robo taxis and Tesla sales figures he has zero chance of meeting.
So it's just pure delusion on all sides. 12 year old brains doing 12 year old 'cool' things all round.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Elon Musk's $1tn pay deal approved by Tesla shareholders
The richest man in the world will get hundreds of millions of new shares if he hits his targets.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I genuinely believe Musk will not be alive in 10 years
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mein scheiss vogel rafbert
November 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
mein scheiss vogel rafbert
I will never apologize for calling 'em honkies and crackers
HEARTBREAKING: bsky account that was in the process of making a valid point fucks it all up with an ethnic slur
November 6, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I will never apologize for calling 'em honkies and crackers
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Low-key problematic to promote this guy because he once almost killed and ate a Leaellynasaur during antarctic summer
One of the largest temmnospondyls ever to exist: the gigantic Koolasuchus was also the last non-lissamphibian temnospondyl to exist. It survived into the Early Cretaceous of Australia when all other stereospondyls were long gone
#temnospondyls #paleoart
#temnospondyls #paleoart
November 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Low-key problematic to promote this guy because he once almost killed and ate a Leaellynasaur during antarctic summer
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Absolutely beautiful video created using still images taken by the Cassini spacecraft during its flyby of Jupiter and while at Saturn. Shown is Io and Europa over Jupiter's Great Red Spot and then Titan as it passes over Saturn and it's edge-on rings. NASA/JPL/Kevin M. Gill
November 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Absolutely beautiful video created using still images taken by the Cassini spacecraft during its flyby of Jupiter and while at Saturn. Shown is Io and Europa over Jupiter's Great Red Spot and then Titan as it passes over Saturn and it's edge-on rings. NASA/JPL/Kevin M. Gill
The Urbanists are tiiiiiiiiired.
Thought it said “Free Parking” and almost panicked
October 28, 2025 at 9:19 AM
The Urbanists are tiiiiiiiiired.
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ME: I do not slander all Watto’s enemies
CHOTINER: you called Clegg Lars a “sex tourist” and referred to the late Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn as a “groomer” and “gambling addict”
ME: firstly, I said those things before I knew he died…
CHOTINER: you called 9yo Anakin a “Force merchant”
ME: HE IS!
CHOTINER: you called Clegg Lars a “sex tourist” and referred to the late Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn as a “groomer” and “gambling addict”
ME: firstly, I said those things before I knew he died…
CHOTINER: you called 9yo Anakin a “Force merchant”
ME: HE IS!
October 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
ME: I do not slander all Watto’s enemies
CHOTINER: you called Clegg Lars a “sex tourist” and referred to the late Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn as a “groomer” and “gambling addict”
ME: firstly, I said those things before I knew he died…
CHOTINER: you called 9yo Anakin a “Force merchant”
ME: HE IS!
CHOTINER: you called Clegg Lars a “sex tourist” and referred to the late Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn as a “groomer” and “gambling addict”
ME: firstly, I said those things before I knew he died…
CHOTINER: you called 9yo Anakin a “Force merchant”
ME: HE IS!
This has been rattling in my brain since the @boontavista.com locktober episode
October 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This has been rattling in my brain since the @boontavista.com locktober episode
I need this to happen just so that the freaks posting east Taiwan memes finally eat shit and crawl into a hole
Xi really is about to trade the delicious doorstop (buying a bunch of American soybeans) for the crummy, old danish (Taiwan) as Trump rushes for a quick fix to a problem he created in the first place and further erodes the American Empire’s soft power apparatus lol
October 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I need this to happen just so that the freaks posting east Taiwan memes finally eat shit and crawl into a hole
"Berlin hat ein Problem im Stadtbild"
Das Problem im Stadtbild:
Das Problem im Stadtbild:
October 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"Berlin hat ein Problem im Stadtbild"
Das Problem im Stadtbild:
Das Problem im Stadtbild:
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We are sanctioning the nobel peace prize committee
Victims of the Chicago School of Economics Memorial Foundation
October 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
We are sanctioning the nobel peace prize committee
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Die aus den USA finanzierte Tochter des zweitgrößten venezolanischen Stahlproduzenten dessen Besitz enteignet und verstaatlicht wurde kämpft bestimmt ganz uneigennützig für einen Regimewechsel in Venezuela, lasst euch da nichts anderes einreden.
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar%C3%...
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar%C3%...
María Corina Machado – Wikipedia
de.wikipedia.org
October 10, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Die aus den USA finanzierte Tochter des zweitgrößten venezolanischen Stahlproduzenten dessen Besitz enteignet und verstaatlicht wurde kämpft bestimmt ganz uneigennützig für einen Regimewechsel in Venezuela, lasst euch da nichts anderes einreden.
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar%C3%...
de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mar%C3%...
This is almost as stupid as handing it to Trump
October 10, 2025 at 9:23 AM
This is almost as stupid as handing it to Trump
Es wird höchste Zeit den Begriff Klassenfeind wieder zu etablieren
October 10, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Es wird höchste Zeit den Begriff Klassenfeind wieder zu etablieren
Victims of the Chicago School of Economics Memorial Foundation
October 10, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Victims of the Chicago School of Economics Memorial Foundation
morgen republikgeburtstag, wie feiert ihr?
October 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
morgen republikgeburtstag, wie feiert ihr?
This is also true of Taylor Swift
I don't think we're ever going to get a single 'aha!' moment where everyone realizes he was bad all along, instead it'll be a slow erosion of his support until only the biggest and most absolute freaks are willing to support him, even privately. And we're well down that road.
October 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is also true of Taylor Swift
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HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"
GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
September 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"
GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
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Korsika mit dem IS-Gruß
September 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Korsika mit dem IS-Gruß