Chris Roberts
@techcritt3r.bsky.social
Dad, husband, crappy golfer, lawnmower salesman. All thoughts are my own.
Does anyone else miss when Tony Romo gave good insight in game and didn’t jock ride to the levels of Cris Collinsworth? The 2-3 seasons of Tony in the booth were awesome, what happened?
November 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Does anyone else miss when Tony Romo gave good insight in game and didn’t jock ride to the levels of Cris Collinsworth? The 2-3 seasons of Tony in the booth were awesome, what happened?
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The most corrupt administration in American history.
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
The most corrupt administration in American history.
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celebrating the end of another workweek by shifting into my weekend form of a potato as is tradition
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
celebrating the end of another workweek by shifting into my weekend form of a potato as is tradition
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Vaccines don’t prevent infection. Vaccines are meant to produce immunological memory and antibody production, so that when you get infected, your immune system can rapidly respond to eliminate the pathogen and prevent serious complications, including death.
Vaccines don’t cause autism!
Vaccines don’t cause autism!
August 19, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Vaccines don’t prevent infection. Vaccines are meant to produce immunological memory and antibody production, so that when you get infected, your immune system can rapidly respond to eliminate the pathogen and prevent serious complications, including death.
Vaccines don’t cause autism!
Vaccines don’t cause autism!
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The vicious cycle of monopolization:
1) Corporations argue that their growth is just part of the free market.
2) Use their monopoly power to gouge consumers.
3) Take a portion of their profits to make political donations.
4) Lobby against antitrust enforcement.
5) Repeat.
1) Corporations argue that their growth is just part of the free market.
2) Use their monopoly power to gouge consumers.
3) Take a portion of their profits to make political donations.
4) Lobby against antitrust enforcement.
5) Repeat.
August 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The vicious cycle of monopolization:
1) Corporations argue that their growth is just part of the free market.
2) Use their monopoly power to gouge consumers.
3) Take a portion of their profits to make political donations.
4) Lobby against antitrust enforcement.
5) Repeat.
1) Corporations argue that their growth is just part of the free market.
2) Use their monopoly power to gouge consumers.
3) Take a portion of their profits to make political donations.
4) Lobby against antitrust enforcement.
5) Repeat.
At this point the DNC should ask Trey Parker and Matt Stone to be in charge. They showed more fight and backbone in 20 min than the Dems have in 10 years.
July 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
At this point the DNC should ask Trey Parker and Matt Stone to be in charge. They showed more fight and backbone in 20 min than the Dems have in 10 years.
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When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.
July 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.
This an honest question because I just don’t get it. Why do so many #icecream places make their chocolate shakes with vanilla ice cream w/chocolate syrup instead of chocolate ice cream? Does anyone out there have insight into this situation that’s bothered me for the better part of three decades?
July 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This an honest question because I just don’t get it. Why do so many #icecream places make their chocolate shakes with vanilla ice cream w/chocolate syrup instead of chocolate ice cream? Does anyone out there have insight into this situation that’s bothered me for the better part of three decades?
So I’m putting together some cabinets for our dining room. I tell my wife “I tightened the screws on the white rack thing”. My lovely wife responds, “you can’t call me that anymore”. Me: “call you what?” Her: “White Rack Thing” Me: 😯
July 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
So I’m putting together some cabinets for our dining room. I tell my wife “I tightened the screws on the white rack thing”. My lovely wife responds, “you can’t call me that anymore”. Me: “call you what?” Her: “White Rack Thing” Me: 😯
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You know, I'm just a lowly tech comms flack, but there seems to be one faction of Dems being screamed at/in hiding, and one faction pulling crowds like this. Maybe the latter should be in charge?
Tucson, Arizona today.
Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.
23,000 showed up.
Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.
23,000 showed up.
March 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
You know, I'm just a lowly tech comms flack, but there seems to be one faction of Dems being screamed at/in hiding, and one faction pulling crowds like this. Maybe the latter should be in charge?
Wait….Pete Davidson thinks he’s “really famous people”?
February 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Wait….Pete Davidson thinks he’s “really famous people”?
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Super Bowl
USAID
Save Foreign Aid
USAID
Save Foreign Aid
February 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Super Bowl
USAID
Save Foreign Aid
USAID
Save Foreign Aid
Maybe if Snoop didn’t want to make a commercial about hate he shouldn’t have bent the knee to trump
February 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Maybe if Snoop didn’t want to make a commercial about hate he shouldn’t have bent the knee to trump
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BREAKING NEWS
Two real estate brothers who worked with Ivanka Trump & Jared Kushner have been charged with raping 60 women.
Oren and Alon Alexander are "big Trump supporters" who were "in the room" on election night and at multiple White House parties
Two real estate brothers who worked with Ivanka Trump & Jared Kushner have been charged with raping 60 women.
Oren and Alon Alexander are "big Trump supporters" who were "in the room" on election night and at multiple White House parties
February 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
BREAKING NEWS
Two real estate brothers who worked with Ivanka Trump & Jared Kushner have been charged with raping 60 women.
Oren and Alon Alexander are "big Trump supporters" who were "in the room" on election night and at multiple White House parties
Two real estate brothers who worked with Ivanka Trump & Jared Kushner have been charged with raping 60 women.
Oren and Alon Alexander are "big Trump supporters" who were "in the room" on election night and at multiple White House parties
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this is the sort of thing you post when you’re ramping up to defying lawful court orders
February 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
this is the sort of thing you post when you’re ramping up to defying lawful court orders
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I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls
February 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls
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U.S. Navy orders suspension of social media posts with one big exception: content about "operations defending our southern border," per Navy directive I obtained:
January 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
U.S. Navy orders suspension of social media posts with one big exception: content about "operations defending our southern border," per Navy directive I obtained:
How Kavanaugh-y….
"[Hegseth's second ex-wife] then made multiple attempts to contact the bureau for a more substantive discussion — but her calls were not returned last week, said those with knowledge of the investigation who were not authorized to speak publicly on the matter." www.nytimes.com/2025/01/14/u...
Democrats Say F.B.I. Did Not Interview Critical Witnesses About Pete Hegseth
The bureau did not interview an ex-wife of President-elect Donald J. Trump’s pick for defense secretary before the findings on his background check were presented to senators.
www.nytimes.com
January 14, 2025 at 4:52 PM
How Kavanaugh-y….
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Age has really mellowed Carrie Underwood. She used to demolish the cars of unfaithful men with baseball bats and now she sings at their inaugurations.
January 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Age has really mellowed Carrie Underwood. She used to demolish the cars of unfaithful men with baseball bats and now she sings at their inaugurations.
My wife sometimes writes “inspirational” quotes on my home office dry erase board. This was today’s….
January 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
My wife sometimes writes “inspirational” quotes on my home office dry erase board. This was today’s….
I believe we’re up to about 7 T-Ravs now
January 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I believe we’re up to about 7 T-Ravs now
We are so far behind other countries in infrastructure, absolutely depressing.
Distance between NYC and Miami is around 1200 miles. The trip on Amtrak's Silver Meteor takes 28.5 hours and costs $170 one-way.
It’s over 1,000km from Berlin to Paris
There’s now a direct daytime train between them, that takes 8 hours and costs just €59. Leave at 10am, arrive 6pm.
And… it’s just 1% the carbon emissions of the equivalent flight
www.euronews.com/travel/2024/...
There’s now a direct daytime train between them, that takes 8 hours and costs just €59. Leave at 10am, arrive 6pm.
And… it’s just 1% the carbon emissions of the equivalent flight
www.euronews.com/travel/2024/...
January 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
We are so far behind other countries in infrastructure, absolutely depressing.
The fact that an amateur golfer can win a tournament in the PGA and not have the money placed in a trust for them to receive it when they leave college is theft as far as I’m concerned. #NickDunlap just earned $1.5m beating out the best in the game and has to forfeit it since he’s an amateur.
December 24, 2024 at 12:37 AM
The fact that an amateur golfer can win a tournament in the PGA and not have the money placed in a trust for them to receive it when they leave college is theft as far as I’m concerned. #NickDunlap just earned $1.5m beating out the best in the game and has to forfeit it since he’s an amateur.