Tawreos
@tawreos.bsky.social
I don't care about my pronouns, but I do try to respect those of others.
Have a scientastic day!
Have a scientastic day!
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You couldn't write A Christmas Carol today because half of people would root for Scrooge.
December 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
You couldn't write A Christmas Carol today because half of people would root for Scrooge.
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I don’t know who made this, but it’s spot on!!
December 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I don’t know who made this, but it’s spot on!!
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December 17, 2025 at 11:22 AM
My attempt at painting the aurora. The very bottom looks bluish in this picture but is red interference paint and looks reddish in my version of reality.
December 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My attempt at painting the aurora. The very bottom looks bluish in this picture but is red interference paint and looks reddish in my version of reality.
The president of the United States of America is a clear and present danger to the United States of America and the world.
December 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The president of the United States of America is a clear and present danger to the United States of America and the world.
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Me: It's a dog eat cheese world out there
Friend: You mean dog eat dog?
Me: Bro have you ever even met a dog?
Friend: You mean dog eat dog?
Me: Bro have you ever even met a dog?
December 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Me: It's a dog eat cheese world out there
Friend: You mean dog eat dog?
Me: Bro have you ever even met a dog?
Friend: You mean dog eat dog?
Me: Bro have you ever even met a dog?
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This applies to all GOP
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 PM
This applies to all GOP
Made a couple of small paintings for some retiring co-workers.
December 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Made a couple of small paintings for some retiring co-workers.
Part of me wants to add flowers, and the other part of me thinks it's fine as is. Any thoughts?
December 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Part of me wants to add flowers, and the other part of me thinks it's fine as is. Any thoughts?
If anyone is going to the kitchen, please bring me a drink. The dog is asleep on my feet and I can't move.
December 12, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If anyone is going to the kitchen, please bring me a drink. The dog is asleep on my feet and I can't move.
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Dad: "You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
Daughter: "Dad! You can't just say stuff like that we've been over this."
Shrimp Boyfriend: "It's okay, I know he didn't mean anything by it. Make sure you get a bite with the broccoli."
Daughter: "Dad! You can't just say stuff like that we've been over this."
Shrimp Boyfriend: "It's okay, I know he didn't mean anything by it. Make sure you get a bite with the broccoli."
December 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Dad: "You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?"
Daughter: "Dad! You can't just say stuff like that we've been over this."
Shrimp Boyfriend: "It's okay, I know he didn't mean anything by it. Make sure you get a bite with the broccoli."
Daughter: "Dad! You can't just say stuff like that we've been over this."
Shrimp Boyfriend: "It's okay, I know he didn't mean anything by it. Make sure you get a bite with the broccoli."
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Look all I’m saying is if three weirdo strangers showed up to see my baby carrying a bunch of spices and going on and on about how ‘tender and mild’ he looks, we’d have a problem
December 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Look all I’m saying is if three weirdo strangers showed up to see my baby carrying a bunch of spices and going on and on about how ‘tender and mild’ he looks, we’d have a problem
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Monkeys are smarter than Homo sapiens…
November 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Monkeys are smarter than Homo sapiens…
Tis the season to check your shitter and make sure it's not full.
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Tis the season to check your shitter and make sure it's not full.
It's the night before a holiday and my family hasn't told me the plan for tomorrow. Guess who will be to blame tomorrow when I don't show up for the festivities tomorrow.
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
It's the night before a holiday and my family hasn't told me the plan for tomorrow. Guess who will be to blame tomorrow when I don't show up for the festivities tomorrow.
I wanted to paint the crimson clover that's growing in my yard. It's almost done but does need some touching up.
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I wanted to paint the crimson clover that's growing in my yard. It's almost done but does need some touching up.
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November 24, 2025 at 11:42 AM
If you know someone named Chuck Carter (Sr?) from Buckeye Lake, Ohio, please tell him Jeff says hello.
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If you know someone named Chuck Carter (Sr?) from Buckeye Lake, Ohio, please tell him Jeff says hello.
I decided to make souploaf tonight. Who wants a slice of soup?
November 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I decided to make souploaf tonight. Who wants a slice of soup?
If what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, why do I have a warrant?
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
If what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, why do I have a warrant?
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I think I’d like to be a horse because it doesn’t seem to matter who you kick or how hard you kick them everybody’s always just kinda like 🤷♂️ yeah he’ll do that
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I think I’d like to be a horse because it doesn’t seem to matter who you kick or how hard you kick them everybody’s always just kinda like 🤷♂️ yeah he’ll do that