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but at your best you areee toooonie
January 29, 2026 at 5:25 AM
theyre doing this to me tomorrow
January 29, 2026 at 4:53 AM
dramin acquired vou poder dormir essa noite :3
January 29, 2026 at 4:51 AM
a pior parte de ser fumante eh querer fumar sempre que escovo os dentes why am i even doing this again
January 29, 2026 at 4:46 AM
aconteceu com o taru menos a parte da compensação monetária
yr posts have convinced me that gender studies needs to be abolished as a field and its victims need to be compensated monetarily
January 28, 2026 at 5:19 PM
dormir as 7h e acordar 12h é literalmente worst case scenario pra mim. so durmo quando ta esquentando o clima e quando acordo ja ta tudo um forno terrivel
January 28, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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franz kafka in certain situations: wow this is so me-esque
January 26, 2026 at 8:11 PM
meu deus jogar impostor com familia e agregados estou sofrendo eu sou o pior mentiroso do mundo eu nao sei mentirrrrr eu so passa vergonha 🫣
January 26, 2026 at 9:41 PM
devia parar de aplicar t na coxa por teimosia eu sofro tanto toda vez 👍 ficar 3 dias sem poder dobra a perna na verdade que dificulta as coisas
January 26, 2026 at 5:05 PM
no parabéns da minha vó ontem botaram uma vela de gender reveal e brilhou azul 🎉 parabéns pela transição e pelos 70 anos para minha vovó
January 26, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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Can confirm that being a journalist is occasionally very sick indeed.
January 26, 2026 at 9:34 AM
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January 26, 2026 at 12:54 AM
evil aaliyah be like at your worst you are hate
January 24, 2026 at 4:43 PM
ai nao aguento tonie tava aplicando t em mim e qnd chegou no final falou "calma so falta os ultimos 100ml" e quase tive um treco (ela quis dizer 1 ml)
January 24, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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With most psychedelic drugs, you never know what you're going to get. But this mysterious mushroom from China - without fail - causes users to hallucinate tiny people: crawling up walls, popping out from under furniture and marching under doors. www.bbc.com/future/artic...
'They saw them on their dishes when eating': The mushroom making people hallucinate dozens of tiny humans
Only recently described by science, the mysterious mushrooms are found in different parts of the world, but they give people the same exact visions.
www.bbc.com
January 22, 2026 at 5:31 PM
muito bom o celular novo mas lowkey a camera do redmi 15 é pior q a do 9s 💪💪💪💪 kkkkkkkkkkk if thats even possible
January 22, 2026 at 6:09 PM
sonhei que tava lendo trainspotting mas eles eram todos trans e vampiros alem de viciados e tinha uma cena mto fofa de fugir de segurança de madrugada amanhecendo e depois gozar na placa que tinha o manifesto deles. alerta de fofura
January 22, 2026 at 3:44 PM
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[telling my story about how I survived a shipwreck and lived alone on an island with a nymph for seven years] it was crazy
[friend who was at my performance] was the weasel there?
imagine being the guy who accidentally said "weasel" at a weird time 2400 years ago
January 21, 2026 at 1:48 AM
fiz salada fodona em casa com molhos sardinha varios ingredientes e descobri que isso na verdade é poke. pq ninguem nunca me avisou.
January 22, 2026 at 1:26 AM
new phone who dissss
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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A female Downy Woodpecker showcasing couture fashion by wearing a snowflake, a one-of-a-kind piece.
January 21, 2026 at 12:10 AM
falta 2 semanas até minha t mas já estou com mal súbito cólica terrivel depressão desânimo geral vontade de ficar bem aconchegadinho na cama e dormir. vou ter que tomar antes mesmo
January 20, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 6:00 AM
tonie nomeou uma das units do civ de taru o explorador e me deixou morrer em alto mar saqueado por barbaros :(
January 20, 2026 at 12:31 AM